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Re: The All New Good Morning Everybody Thread
« Reply #960 on: April 06, 2011, 05:01:04 PM »
How twee, it will be cracked and flaky next which will match your mental state. angel1
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Once upon a time, during a very cold winter, a little bird failed to migrate. As the winter became even colder and food became scarce the little bird found he could no longer muster the strength to fly and he fell to the ground. As he lay there waiting to die a cow came along and shat on him. The warmth of the cow-pat revived the little bird and he started to sing. Hearing this singing cow-pat a cat came to investigate and dug out the little bird which it then promptly ate.

This proves that it isn't necessarily your enemies who shit on you nor your friends who dig you out.


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Re: The All New Good Morning Everybody Thread
« Reply #961 on: April 06, 2011, 05:39:52 PM »
How twee, it will be cracked and flaky next which will match your mental state. angel1
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Once upon a time, during a very cold winter, a little bird failed to migrate. As the winter became even colder and food became scarce the little bird found he could no longer muster the strength to fly and he fell to the ground. As he lay there waiting to die a cow came along and shat on him. The warmth of the cow-pat revived the little bird and he started to sing. Hearing this singing cow-pat a cat came to investigate and dug out the little bird which it then promptly ate.

This proves that it isn't necessarily your enemies who shit on you nor your friends who dig you out.


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Re: The All New Good Morning Everybody Thread
« Reply #962 on: April 07, 2011, 06:10:47 AM »
MORNING!


I trust we are all bright and bushy-tailed again today!  ;D
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Re: The All New Good Morning Everybody Thread
« Reply #963 on: April 07, 2011, 06:28:37 AM »
Morning BM  surrender:
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Re: The All New Good Morning Everybody Thread
« Reply #964 on: April 07, 2011, 07:24:09 AM »
Morning.... sleep021
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Re: The All New Good Morning Everybody Thread
« Reply #965 on: April 07, 2011, 07:25:45 AM »
We should sing the VP song - to wake us all up like!  ;D
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Re: The All New Good Morning Everybody Thread
« Reply #966 on: April 07, 2011, 07:44:06 AM »
The question is not could we BUT should we?
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Re: The All New Good Morning Everybody Thread
« Reply #967 on: April 07, 2011, 07:54:20 AM »
The question is not could we BUT should we?

Oh yes... I think singing the VP song - along with some vigorous exercise would do us all good.... and tea of course....  whistle:
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Re: The All New Good Morning Everybody Thread
« Reply #969 on: April 07, 2011, 08:21:22 AM »
Given that BM should be gardening perhaps this is more appropriate

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aURThUaRjCc
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Re: The All New Good Morning Everybody Thread
« Reply #970 on: April 07, 2011, 09:22:33 AM »
Given that BM should be gardening perhaps this is more appropriate

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aURThUaRjCc

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Re: The All New Good Morning Everybody Thread
« Reply #971 on: April 07, 2011, 10:51:57 AM »
I have always thought that the worst thing about drowning was having to call 'help!' You must look such a fool. It's put me against drowning.
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Re: The All New Good Morning Everybody Thread
« Reply #972 on: April 07, 2011, 10:53:58 AM »
Church meetings ????  scared2:
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Re: The All New Good Morning Everybody Thread
« Reply #973 on: April 07, 2011, 10:54:16 AM »
So can I Miss C ~ are you busy later?
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Re: The All New Good Morning Everybody Thread
« Reply #974 on: April 07, 2011, 10:55:09 AM »
Well, no not now that you come to mention it. razz:
I have always thought that the worst thing about drowning was having to call 'help!' You must look such a fool. It's put me against drowning.
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