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Offline Miss Demeanour

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Re: The All New Good Morning Everybody Thread
« Reply #1005 on: April 10, 2011, 08:04:25 AM »
Do you not have cloth napkins ?
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Re: The All New Good Morning Everybody Thread
« Reply #1006 on: April 10, 2011, 08:07:27 AM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on April 10, 2011, 08:04:25 AM
Do you not have cloth napkins ?

Napkins...?
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Re: The All New Good Morning Everybody Thread
« Reply #1007 on: April 10, 2011, 08:16:27 AM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on April 10, 2011, 07:58:59 AM
I am a woman of such willpower ...can I have ketchup on it as well please  lol:

She has the breaking point of a Kit-Kat...
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Re: The All New Good Morning Everybody Thread
« Reply #1008 on: April 10, 2011, 08:18:19 AM »
2 or 4 fingers ???  rubschin:
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Re: The All New Good Morning Everybody Thread
« Reply #1009 on: April 10, 2011, 08:22:20 AM »
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Re: The All New Good Morning Everybody Thread
« Reply #1010 on: April 10, 2011, 09:18:26 AM »
Quote from: Barman on April 10, 2011, 07:59:29 AM
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on April 10, 2011, 07:58:59 AM
I am a woman of such willpower ...can I have ketchup on it as well please  lol:

Certainly... eat the egg or wear it...?

Fertilised?
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Re: The All New Good Morning Everybody Thread
« Reply #1011 on: April 10, 2011, 11:35:51 AM »
Late on Parade this afternoon ~ been up since 6. Lil Bruv's burfday (61) so went over to his place early like..... to take pressies and then took him out for slap up brekky with BEER  eeek: .... Well he had been working all night. Left him half hour ago he was pissed as a newt ~ I drank tea  angel1 ~ so that he could go to bed as he is working again tonight.

You'd like him Miss C .... since leaving werk at 7 he has consumed 2 x Bottles of PG and six bottles of Budweiser + a Megga sized all day breakfast. When I left his place at noon he was climbing the stairs to bed with another bottle of PG and a half pint glass.

Somehow I can't see him outliving me  noooo:
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Re: The All New Good Morning Everybody Thread
« Reply #1012 on: April 10, 2011, 07:11:51 PM »
 eeek:
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Re: The All New Good Morning Everybody Thread
« Reply #1013 on: April 11, 2011, 05:24:35 AM »
Moooorrrrnnniiinnnggggggggggg!  cloud9:
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Re: The All New Good Morning Everybody Thread
« Reply #1014 on: April 11, 2011, 05:51:01 AM »
Morning all. I ache all over

Top tip - buy shares in Ibuprofen
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Re: The All New Good Morning Everybody Thread
« Reply #1015 on: April 11, 2011, 05:54:21 AM »
Poor JOM  happy100

Warning BM won't like you receiving all the attention  whistle: What's the bet he will have gravelling woes today


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Re: The All New Good Morning Everybody Thread
« Reply #1016 on: April 11, 2011, 06:15:25 AM »
Morning all.
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Re: The All New Good Morning Everybody Thread
« Reply #1017 on: April 11, 2011, 06:40:58 AM »
Good morning.
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Re: The All New Good Morning Everybody Thread
« Reply #1018 on: April 11, 2011, 06:46:05 AM »
And a Grand Morning it is too!
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Re: The All New Good Morning Everybody Thread
« Reply #1019 on: April 11, 2011, 07:47:20 AM »
Morning folks. smile:  JOM happy100. Hot bath?
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