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Re: The All New Good Morning Everybody Thread
« Reply #1380 on: May 03, 2011, 05:49:45 AM »
Morning all!  ;D
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Re: The All New Good Morning Everybody Thread
« Reply #1381 on: May 03, 2011, 06:59:58 AM »
Another bright, sunny one. It's cold and wet in La Bel Paese. For once I am in the right place.
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Re: The All New Good Morning Everybody Thread
« Reply #1382 on: May 03, 2011, 07:59:07 AM »
I reckon if we put our backs into it, we could shift that bugger all Miss C

Nah didn't work JOM my back is now 'out' still good plan. razz:

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Re: The All New Good Morning Everybody Thread
« Reply #1383 on: May 03, 2011, 08:58:52 AM »
Morning  surrender:

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Re: The All New Good Morning Everybody Thread
« Reply #1384 on: May 03, 2011, 09:35:31 AM »
Morning  surrender:

Light drizzle, cold wind.  evil:

Sunny but chilly here. You're due to fly back on Wednesday?

I'm afraid the forecast is that it is going to piss down on Thursday and Friday  angel1
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Re: The All New Good Morning Everybody Thread
« Reply #1385 on: May 03, 2011, 04:07:28 PM »
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Re: The All New Good Morning Everybody Thread
« Reply #1386 on: May 03, 2011, 05:28:24 PM »
I reckon if we put our backs into it, we could shift that bugger all Miss C

Nah didn't work JOM my back is now 'out' still good plan. razz:

Morning people. ;D

Coincidence? I put my back out yesterday afternoon, I only leaned forward to pick up a tub and must have trapped summat, been on Ibuprofen since, and it's still bloody painful.

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Re: The All New Good Morning Everybody Thread
« Reply #1387 on: May 03, 2011, 05:52:35 PM »
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Do we need to get the massage oil out ?
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Re: The All New Good Morning Everybody Thread
« Reply #1388 on: May 03, 2011, 06:36:40 PM »
Well, it is quite sore, but who's the "we" first?
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Re: The All New Good Morning Everybody Thread
« Reply #1389 on: May 03, 2011, 06:49:39 PM »
I reckon if we put our backs into it, we could shift that bugger all Miss C

Nah didn't work JOM my back is now 'out' still good plan. razz:

Morning people. ;D

Coincidence? I put my back out yesterday afternoon, I only leaned forward to pick up a tub and must have trapped summat, been on Ibuprofen since, and it's still bloody painful.

Next time somebody wants bugger all doing, I will do bugger all about it

That makes two of us JOM. My back has been playing up for a couple of months and I lifted something this morning and felt a click followed by a stabbing pain. Been up to the surgery where the Doc as given me Ibruprofen and a warning about how sick they will make me feel as they don't mix well with the heart meds.

If there is a massage going I'll take one please.

I did suggest to the Doc that a nubile Japanese lady exponent of the art of walking up and down my spine was what I hoped he'd prescribe but he said I couldn't afford it and the NHS wouldn't pay so it's pills or an anti-inflamatory jab in the arse. I elected the pills and an x-ray. I can hardly walk at the moment and am using a walking stick to lean on to relieve the pressure on my spine when I stand.



PS I don't give a flying fvck who does the massage if it gets rid of the pain.
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Re: The All New Good Morning Everybody Thread
« Reply #1390 on: May 03, 2011, 07:17:40 PM »
Well, it is quite sore, but who's the "we" first?

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Re: The All New Good Morning Everybody Thread
« Reply #1391 on: May 03, 2011, 07:18:06 PM »
Suddenly I feel so much better after reading that  redface:

Still up for the massage though, I was first   redface:  redface:
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Re: The All New Good Morning Everybody Thread
« Reply #1392 on: May 03, 2011, 07:19:57 PM »
I am good at massaging ...another way I have of sending men to sleep  lol:
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Re: The All New Good Morning Everybody Thread
« Reply #1393 on: May 03, 2011, 07:22:25 PM »
I am good at massaging ...another way I have of sending men to sleep  lol:

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz  sorry, pardon
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Re: The All New Good Morning Everybody Thread
« Reply #1394 on: May 03, 2011, 09:10:07 PM »
I reckon if we put our backs into it, we could shift that bugger all Miss C

Nah didn't work JOM my back is now 'out' still good plan. razz:

Morning people. ;D

Coincidence? I put my back out yesterday afternoon, I only leaned forward to pick up a tub and must have trapped summat, been on Ibuprofen since, and it's still bloody painful.

Next time somebody wants bugger all doing, I will do bugger all about it

That makes two of us JOM. My back has been playing up for a couple of months and I lifted something this morning and felt a click followed by a stabbing pain. Been up to the surgery where the Doc as given me Ibruprofen and a warning about how sick they will make me feel as they don't mix well with the heart meds.

If there is a massage going I'll take one please.

I did suggest to the Doc that a nubile Japanese lady exponent of the art of walking up and down my spine was what I hoped he'd prescribe but he said I couldn't afford it and the NHS wouldn't pay so it's pills or an anti-inflamatory jab in the arse. I elected the pills and an x-ray. I can hardly walk at the moment and am using a walking stick to lean on to relieve the pressure on my spine when I stand.



PS I don't give a flying fvck who does the massage if it gets rid of the pain.

Umm excuse me hound but that is three of us. sad24:
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