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Offline Snoopy

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Re: The All New Good Morning Everybody Thread
« Reply #2070 on: June 15, 2011, 08:07:31 AM »
Quote from: Just One More on June 15, 2011, 06:54:32 AM
Quote from: Snoopy on June 15, 2011, 06:31:59 AM
... Now I shall perform the second traditional ceremony of the day ~ the lighting of the sacred flame which will in turn be used to ignite my first lung clearer of the day whistle:

Lighting farts isn't big or clever Snoopy  redface:

As all ex rugby players know  redface: redface:
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Re: The All New Good Morning Everybody Thread
« Reply #2071 on: June 15, 2011, 08:10:16 AM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on June 15, 2011, 07:05:56 AM
Morning super troopers

Good morning Miss D ~ sorry I was in the cellar and didn't see you come in.

Quote from: Tipsy Gipsy on June 15, 2011, 07:08:13 AM
Is this the kitchen in a portacabin.... shut those bloody double doors its blowing the dust everywhere!  Tea please and a bacon sandwich please?  Mmmmmm smells lovely.  cloud9:


Red or Brown sauce? Bread toasted?

Quote from: Barman on June 15, 2011, 07:37:46 AM
Bacon sarnie... Drool:

Another one  eeek:
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Re: The All New Good Morning Everybody Thread
« Reply #2072 on: June 15, 2011, 08:12:21 AM »
Quote from: Snoopy on June 15, 2011, 08:10:16 AM
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on June 15, 2011, 07:05:56 AM
Morning super troopers

Good morning Miss D ~ sorry I was in the cellar and didn't see you come in.

Quote from: Tipsy Gipsy on June 15, 2011, 07:08:13 AM
Is this the kitchen in a portacabin.... shut those bloody double doors its blowing the dust everywhere!  Tea please and a bacon sandwich please?  Mmmmmm smells lovely.  cloud9:


Red or Brown sauce? Bread toasted?

Quote from: Barman on June 15, 2011, 07:37:46 AM
Bacon sarnie... Drool:

Another one  eeek:

 ::) brown sauce for bacon sarnies - red sauce for hot dogs and burgers....
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Re: The All New Good Morning Everybody Thread
« Reply #2073 on: June 15, 2011, 08:25:17 AM »
Quote from: Barman on June 15, 2011, 08:12:21 AM
Quote from: Snoopy on June 15, 2011, 08:10:16 AM
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on June 15, 2011, 07:05:56 AM
Morning super troopers

Good morning Miss D ~ sorry I was in the cellar and didn't see you come in.

Quote from: Tipsy Gipsy on June 15, 2011, 07:08:13 AM
Is this the kitchen in a portacabin.... shut those bloody double doors its blowing the dust everywhere!  Tea please and a bacon sandwich please?  Mmmmmm smells lovely.  cloud9:


Red or Brown sauce? Bread toasted?

Quote from: Barman on June 15, 2011, 07:37:46 AM
Bacon sarnie... Drool:

Another one  eeek:

 ::) brown sauce for bacon sarnies - red sauce for hot dogs and burgers....

Just offering the customers a choice  confused:
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Offline Darwins Selection

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Re: The All New Good Morning Everybody Thread
« Reply #2074 on: June 15, 2011, 08:34:41 AM »
Quote from: Snoopy on June 15, 2011, 08:25:17 AM
Quote from: Barman on June 15, 2011, 08:12:21 AM
Quote from: Snoopy on June 15, 2011, 08:10:16 AM
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on June 15, 2011, 07:05:56 AM
Morning super troopers

Good morning Miss D ~ sorry I was in the cellar and didn't see you come in.

Quote from: Tipsy Gipsy on June 15, 2011, 07:08:13 AM
Is this the kitchen in a portacabin.... shut those bloody double doors its blowing the dust everywhere!  Tea please and a bacon sandwich please?  Mmmmmm smells lovely.  cloud9:


Red or Brown sauce? Bread toasted?

Quote from: Barman on June 15, 2011, 07:37:46 AM
Bacon sarnie... Drool:

Another one  eeek:

 ::) brown sauce for bacon sarnies - red sauce for hot dogs and burgers....

Just offering the customers a choice  confused:

Is there any Kedgeree left?
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Re: The All New Good Morning Everybody Thread
« Reply #2075 on: June 15, 2011, 08:36:57 AM »
Quote from: Darwins Selection on June 15, 2011, 08:34:41 AM
Quote from: Snoopy on June 15, 2011, 08:25:17 AM
Quote from: Barman on June 15, 2011, 08:12:21 AM
Quote from: Snoopy on June 15, 2011, 08:10:16 AM
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on June 15, 2011, 07:05:56 AM
Morning super troopers

Good morning Miss D ~ sorry I was in the cellar and didn't see you come in.

Quote from: Tipsy Gipsy on June 15, 2011, 07:08:13 AM
Is this the kitchen in a portacabin.... shut those bloody double doors its blowing the dust everywhere!  Tea please and a bacon sandwich please?  Mmmmmm smells lovely.  cloud9:


Red or Brown sauce? Bread toasted?

Quote from: Barman on June 15, 2011, 07:37:46 AM
Bacon sarnie... Drool:

Another one  eeek:

 ::) brown sauce for bacon sarnies - red sauce for hot dogs and burgers....

Just offering the customers a choice  confused:

Is there any Kedgeree left?

'Fraid not sir .... there is a pretty dried up kipper.
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Re: The All New Good Morning Everybody Thread
« Reply #2076 on: June 15, 2011, 08:48:34 AM »
Morning folks.  Any coffee going, today is going to be a long day.

WTF does that mean a day is 24hrs give or take a nano second or two.  I am sure somewhere there is someone who could inform me if today is a fraction of a second longer than yesterday or tomorrow.

I seem to be talking bollocks yet again.  No change there then. ::)
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Re: The All New Good Morning Everybody Thread
« Reply #2077 on: June 15, 2011, 08:54:39 AM »
Quote from: Barman on June 15, 2011, 08:12:21 AM
Quote from: Snoopy on June 15, 2011, 08:10:16 AM
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on June 15, 2011, 07:05:56 AM
Morning super troopers

Good morning Miss D ~ sorry I was in the cellar and didn't see you come in.

Quote from: Tipsy Gipsy on June 15, 2011, 07:08:13 AM
Is this the kitchen in a portacabin.... shut those bloody double doors its blowing the dust everywhere!  Tea please and a bacon sandwich please?  Mmmmmm smells lovely.  cloud9:


Red or Brown sauce? Bread toasted?

Quote from: Barman on June 15, 2011, 07:37:46 AM
Bacon sarnie... Drool:

Another one  eeek:

 ::) brown sauce for bacon sarnies - red sauce for hot dogs and burgers....

Whatever happened to tomato sauce, where did this common use of red sauce come from  cussing:
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Re: The All New Good Morning Everybody Thread
« Reply #2078 on: June 15, 2011, 08:55:44 AM »
Quote from: Snoopy on June 15, 2011, 08:36:57 AM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on June 15, 2011, 08:34:41 AM
Quote from: Snoopy on June 15, 2011, 08:25:17 AM
Quote from: Barman on June 15, 2011, 08:12:21 AM
Quote from: Snoopy on June 15, 2011, 08:10:16 AM
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on June 15, 2011, 07:05:56 AM
Morning super troopers

Good morning Miss D ~ sorry I was in the cellar and didn't see you come in.

Quote from: Tipsy Gipsy on June 15, 2011, 07:08:13 AM
Is this the kitchen in a portacabin.... shut those bloody double doors its blowing the dust everywhere!  Tea please and a bacon sandwich please?  Mmmmmm smells lovely.  cloud9:


Red or Brown sauce? Bread toasted?

Quote from: Barman on June 15, 2011, 07:37:46 AM
Bacon sarnie... Drool:

Another one  eeek:

 ::) brown sauce for bacon sarnies - red sauce for hot dogs and burgers....

Just offering the customers a choice  confused:

Is there any Kedgeree left?

'Fraid not sir .... there is a pretty dried up kipper.

A kipper could never be described as being pretty  noooo:
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Re: The All New Good Morning Everybody Thread
« Reply #2079 on: June 15, 2011, 08:57:44 AM »
Quote from: Just One More on June 15, 2011, 08:54:39 AM
Quote from: Barman on June 15, 2011, 08:12:21 AM
Quote from: Snoopy on June 15, 2011, 08:10:16 AM
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on June 15, 2011, 07:05:56 AM
Morning super troopers

Good morning Miss D ~ sorry I was in the cellar and didn't see you come in.

Quote from: Tipsy Gipsy on June 15, 2011, 07:08:13 AM
Is this the kitchen in a portacabin.... shut those bloody double doors its blowing the dust everywhere!  Tea please and a bacon sandwich please?  Mmmmmm smells lovely.  cloud9:


Red or Brown sauce? Bread toasted?

Quote from: Barman on June 15, 2011, 07:37:46 AM
Bacon sarnie... Drool:

Another one  eeek:

 ::) brown sauce for bacon sarnies - red sauce for hot dogs and burgers....

Whatever happened to tomato sauce, where did this common use of red sauce come from  cussing:

Ketchup....  rubschin:
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Re: The All New Good Morning Everybody Thread
« Reply #2080 on: June 15, 2011, 08:59:44 AM »
I'm going as fast as I can FFS
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Re: The All New Good Morning Everybody Thread
« Reply #2081 on: June 15, 2011, 09:00:18 AM »
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Re: The All New Good Morning Everybody Thread
« Reply #2082 on: June 15, 2011, 09:15:54 AM »
I beg to differ ... noooo:

Tomatoe sauce for bacon - brown sauce for sausages

That is the natural order of the world !
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Re: The All New Good Morning Everybody Thread
« Reply #2083 on: June 15, 2011, 09:23:01 AM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on June 15, 2011, 09:15:54 AM
I beg to differ ... noooo:

Tomatoe sauce for bacon - brown sauce for sausages

That is the natural order of the world !

Oh yes, brown for sossies..... not bacon tho....  noooo:
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Re: The All New Good Morning Everybody Thread
« Reply #2084 on: June 15, 2011, 09:31:25 AM »
That's wot I said ...not brown for bacon but red ( Sorry JOM  lol: )

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