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Offline Baldy

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Re: The All New Good Morning Everybody Thread
« Reply #2325 on: June 27, 2011, 04:49:49 AM »
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Re: The All New Good Morning Everybody Thread
« Reply #2326 on: June 27, 2011, 04:53:41 AM »
Quote from: The Moan Ranger on June 27, 2011, 04:45:28 AM
[[Serious]] thanks BM and all of you here. You lot have helped keep me half-sane over the last 9 months. I now have the task of trying to wake up my flat-mate who has been celebrating his 40th this weekend. When I came in this morning he was in a coma on the sofa. And he still is, but needs to be up for work, so I shall resort to pouring a pint of cold water over him. Again. Had to do it Saturday as well.
You're a good man...  lol:

Now put your PJs on and up the wooden hill with you... Miss D will be up to read you a story shortly.....
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Offline The Moan Ranger

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Re: The All New Good Morning Everybody Thread
« Reply #2327 on: June 27, 2011, 04:58:03 AM »
And it's "hunt the glasses" time too - he's obviously come in totally hammered and they've fallen somewhere. He can't see diddly-squat without them, so I'll find them, tip the water (in case he wakes up punchy - he's a Taekwon-do practitioner) and step back. If he starts swinging fists/kicks he'll miss me, calm down a bit and then I'll give him his glasses. Better have another can, just in case like.
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Re: The All New Good Morning Everybody Thread
« Reply #2328 on: June 27, 2011, 06:01:35 AM »
Quote from: The Moan Ranger on June 27, 2011, 04:45:28 AM
[[Serious]] thanks BM and all of you here. You lot have helped keep me half-sane over the last 9 months. I now have the task of trying to wake up my flat-mate who has been celebrating his 40th this weekend. When I came in this morning he was in a coma on the sofa. And he still is, but needs to be up for work, so I shall resort to pouring a pint of cold water over him. Again. Had to do it Saturday as well.

While we're in serious mode ... I take it from some of the shifts you do and the overtime, you have opted out of the "wonderful" EU working time directive. Or doesn't it count "airside"  rubschin:
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Re: The All New Good Morning Everybody Thread
« Reply #2329 on: June 27, 2011, 06:03:58 AM »
Quote from: Baldy on June 27, 2011, 03:39:13 AM
Yes there will be plenty of time later to 'take wine' or whatever is available.

I am off to the police station shortly to report the 'theft' of 800 litres of damp proofing liquid. I know the bloke that took it and desperately need it back. There are two ways of approaching this situation and feel the police option is prolly wiser at the moment.  whistle:

800 litres  eeek:   That's enough to do the whole bloody island innit  lol:
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Re: The All New Good Morning Everybody Thread
« Reply #2330 on: June 27, 2011, 06:07:40 AM »
Quote from: Just One More on June 27, 2011, 06:03:58 AM
Quote from: Baldy on June 27, 2011, 03:39:13 AM
Yes there will be plenty of time later to 'take wine' or whatever is available.

I am off to the police station shortly to report the 'theft' of 800 litres of damp proofing liquid. I know the bloke that took it and desperately need it back. There are two ways of approaching this situation and feel the police option is prolly wiser at the moment.  whistle:

800 litres  eeek:   That's enough to do the whole bloody island innit  lol:

You'd prolly need that for one house here!  lol:

They don't build them with any form of damp-proof course leaving many houses in a disgusting state...  noooo:
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Re: The All New Good Morning Everybody Thread
« Reply #2331 on: June 27, 2011, 06:27:51 AM »
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Re: The All New Good Morning Everybody Thread
« Reply #2332 on: June 27, 2011, 06:32:15 AM »
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Re: The All New Good Morning Everybody Thread
« Reply #2333 on: June 27, 2011, 06:37:41 AM »
Cut it out with the flags Barman, it's becoming boring now   whistle:
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Re: The All New Good Morning Everybody Thread
« Reply #2334 on: June 27, 2011, 06:50:53 AM »
Quote from: Just One More on June 27, 2011, 06:37:41 AM
Cut it out with the flags Barman, it's becoming boring now   whistle:

But, but, b-  evil:
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Re: The All New Good Morning Everybody Thread
« Reply #2335 on: June 27, 2011, 07:13:23 AM »
Good Morning All  ;D
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Re: The All New Good Morning Everybody Thread
« Reply #2336 on: June 27, 2011, 07:14:58 AM »
Morning Snoops!  ;D
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Re: The All New Good Morning Everybody Thread
« Reply #2337 on: June 28, 2011, 03:15:08 AM »
Good morning all, the fine policeman sorted everything out. Going to get my 800 litres back today (which is better than forking out just over 2000 Euros to replace it  cussing:) and it would appear we are all still friends.  whistle:

Volleyball here we come.  eyes:
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Re: The All New Good Morning Everybody Thread
« Reply #2338 on: June 28, 2011, 05:08:45 AM »
Good Morning All  ;D
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Re: The All New Good Morning Everybody Thread
« Reply #2339 on: June 28, 2011, 05:12:50 AM »
Quote from: Baldy on June 28, 2011, 03:15:08 AM
Good morning all, the fine policeman sorted everything out. Going to get my 800 litres back today (which is better than forking out just over 2000 Euros to replace it 

 eeek:  Not your wine cellar.   eeek:
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