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Offline Uncle Mort

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Re: The All New Good Morning Everybody Thread
« Reply #3015 on: July 24, 2011, 08:21:46 AM »
Quote from: Barman on July 24, 2011, 04:27:20 AM
Morning my fellow time-wasters!   ;D

No power cut yesterday so risking logging-on early today....

Just walked the dog - saw a mahoosive (2m) snake...   eeek:

I walked towards it saying "could that really be a snak-" and soiled myself when it suddenly slid off....  redface:

I trust you had more than one poop bag.  ;)


Morning all.
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Offline Snoopy

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Re: The All New Good Morning Everybody Thread
« Reply #3016 on: July 24, 2011, 09:58:49 AM »
I'm back so Good Morning to all the slug-a-beds  ;D


Morrisons for fish ~ how very dare you!  evil:
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Offline Darwins Selection

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Re: The All New Good Morning Everybody Thread
« Reply #3017 on: July 24, 2011, 10:37:30 AM »
Quote from: Snoopy on July 24, 2011, 09:58:49 AM
I'm back so Good Morning to all the slug-a-beds  ;D


Morrisons for fish ~ how very dare you!  evil:

He meant Waitrose obviously.  ::)

Did you catch anything?
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Re: The All New Good Morning Everybody Thread
« Reply #3018 on: July 24, 2011, 10:39:49 AM »
Prepare for  char048
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Re: The All New Good Morning Everybody Thread
« Reply #3019 on: July 24, 2011, 10:50:34 AM »
Quote from: Darwins Selection on July 24, 2011, 10:37:30 AM
Quote from: Snoopy on July 24, 2011, 09:58:49 AM
I'm back so Good Morning to all the slug-a-beds  ;D


Morrisons for fish ~ how very dare you!  evil:

He meant Waitrose obviously.  ::)

Did you catch anything?

4 Brownies .... under 1/2 lb each.... all taken on a Kites Imperial.

Excellent for supper tonight. I have cleaned them and they are now sitting on a plate in the fridge

Bloody great Sewin (sea trout) sat in one pool just looking at me. I tried half a dozen different flies and then a worm but the bugger wasn't having any .... I even tried quoting bits of Isaak Walton at him but to no avail. Clearly a hand grenade was the only thing that would have got him on the bank today.

I've marked his spot with a view to going down there after dark but I 'spect some local will have netted him before I get there.

Quote from: Nick on July 24, 2011, 10:39:49 AM
Prepare for  char048


Don't knock it until you've tried it. evil:

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Re: The All New Good Morning Everybody Thread
« Reply #3020 on: July 24, 2011, 11:47:24 AM »
Quote from: Snoopy on July 24, 2011, 10:50:34 AM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on July 24, 2011, 10:37:30 AM
Quote from: Snoopy on July 24, 2011, 09:58:49 AM
I'm back so Good Morning to all the slug-a-beds  ;D


Morrisons for fish ~ how very dare you!  evil:

He meant Waitrose obviously.  ::)

Did you catch anything?

4 Brownies .... under 1/2 lb each.... all taken on a Kites Imperial


What sort of measurement is that  noooo:

We need "it was that big  <-- ---------- >" , or, "it was that big < --------------------------- >"   ::)
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Offline Snoopy

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Re: The All New Good Morning Everybody Thread
« Reply #3021 on: July 24, 2011, 11:58:03 AM »
For the terminally ignorant it is about half the size of a nasty, flabby, fish factory farmed Rainbow Trout as sold by Sainsburys.  ::)
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Offline The Moan Ranger

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Re: The All New Good Morning Everybody Thread
« Reply #3022 on: July 24, 2011, 01:47:07 PM »
Quote from: Snoopy on July 24, 2011, 11:58:03 AM
For the terminally ignorant it is about half the size of a nasty, flabby, fish factory farmed Rainbow Trout as sold by Sainsburys.  ::)

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Re: The All New Good Morning Everybody Thread
« Reply #3023 on: July 24, 2011, 01:51:03 PM »
The plate, on which they all currently rest, is smaller that a penalty spot  razz:
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Re: The All New Good Morning Everybody Thread
« Reply #3024 on: July 24, 2011, 01:51:36 PM »
Quote from: Snoopy on July 24, 2011, 11:58:03 AM
For the terminally ignorant it is about half the size of a nasty, flabby, fish factory farmed Rainbow Trout as sold by Sainsburys.  ::)

Still tastes of fish though  sick2:
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Re: The All New Good Morning Everybody Thread
« Reply #3025 on: July 24, 2011, 01:52:54 PM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on July 24, 2011, 01:51:36 PM
Quote from: Snoopy on July 24, 2011, 11:58:03 AM
For the terminally ignorant it is about half the size of a nasty, flabby, fish factory farmed Rainbow Trout as sold by Sainsburys.  ::)

Still tastes of fish though  sick2:

But much betterer than farmed fishies  cloud9:

FREE TOO!

Well apart from the cost of the rods, lines, reels, flies, licence etc.  rubschin:
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Re: The All New Good Morning Everybody Thread
« Reply #3026 on: July 24, 2011, 02:38:06 PM »
and time .....a couple of hours to catch a tiddler eh  noooo:
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Re: The All New Good Morning Everybody Thread
« Reply #3027 on: July 24, 2011, 02:40:04 PM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on July 24, 2011, 02:38:06 PM
and time .....a couple of hours to catch a tiddler eh  noooo:

Never had it happen to you before.......... whistle:
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Re: The All New Good Morning Everybody Thread
« Reply #3028 on: July 24, 2011, 02:41:28 PM »
That's why you throw them back surely  lol:
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Re: The All New Good Morning Everybody Thread
« Reply #3029 on: July 24, 2011, 03:43:38 PM »
Brownies under a bridge you say? Ummm at your age I think Girl Guides would be more appropriate. whistle:
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