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Offline Barman

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Re: The All New Good Morning Everybody Thread
« Reply #4620 on: September 21, 2011, 07:59:37 AM »
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Re: The All New Good Morning Everybody Thread
« Reply #4621 on: September 21, 2011, 09:39:25 AM »
Quote from: GROWLER on September 21, 2011, 07:55:03 AM
Quote from: Snoopy on September 21, 2011, 07:52:51 AM
Quote from: Nick on September 21, 2011, 07:49:00 AM
No, I spent most of my time there arguing with a bus driver

I worry about you  noooo:

I don't. He's a knob.

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Concise and to the point, as always.  :thumbsup:
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Re: The All New Good Morning Everybody Thread
« Reply #4622 on: September 21, 2011, 09:40:20 AM »
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Re: The All New Good Morning Everybody Thread
« Reply #4623 on: September 21, 2011, 09:42:31 AM »
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Re: The All New Good Morning Everybody Thread
« Reply #4624 on: September 21, 2011, 09:44:17 AM »
I have only just got my shower werking again after the oaf bashed his paws all over it  evil:
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Re: The All New Good Morning Everybody Thread
« Reply #4625 on: September 21, 2011, 09:45:59 AM »
Quote from: Nick on September 21, 2011, 09:44:17 AM
I have only just got my shower werking again after the oaf bashed his paws all over it  evil:

Remembered which way to turn the knob?
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Re: The All New Good Morning Everybody Thread
« Reply #4626 on: September 21, 2011, 09:58:57 AM »
Quote from: Darwins Selection on September 21, 2011, 09:45:59 AM
Quote from: Nick on September 21, 2011, 09:44:17 AM
I have only just got my shower werking again after the oaf bashed his paws all over it  evil:

Remembered which way to turn the knob?

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Re: The All New Good Morning Everybody Thread
« Reply #4627 on: September 21, 2011, 10:03:44 AM »
Quote from: Barman on September 21, 2011, 09:58:57 AM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on September 21, 2011, 09:45:59 AM
Quote from: Nick on September 21, 2011, 09:44:17 AM
I have only just got my shower werking again after the oaf bashed his paws all over it  evil:

Remembered which way to turn the knob?

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Mine goes up or down ..... doesn't turn at all, just side to side.  whistle:
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Re: The All New Good Morning Everybody Thread
« Reply #4628 on: September 21, 2011, 12:02:17 PM »
Quote from: Nick on September 21, 2011, 09:44:17 AM
I have only just got my shower werking again after the oaf bashed his paws all over it  evil:

BASHED?  EY? confused:
Where you actually there IN the bathroom with me at the time, you bloody great 'book/buck/ whatever/ passing imbercile, to actually witness this 1st 'and like? rubschin:

Correct. NOT a chance in 'ell you were. evil:

Now run along and go and bust summat else, there's a good cock. ::)
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Re: The All New Good Morning Everybody Thread
« Reply #4629 on: September 21, 2011, 12:04:07 PM »
I could hear the grunting  noooo:
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Re: The All New Good Morning Everybody Thread
« Reply #4630 on: September 21, 2011, 12:04:53 PM »
Time to move on surely.

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Re: The All New Good Morning Everybody Thread
« Reply #4631 on: September 21, 2011, 12:09:41 PM »
Quote from: Darwins Selection on September 21, 2011, 09:39:25 AM
Quote from: GROWLER on September 21, 2011, 07:55:03 AM
Quote from: Snoopy on September 21, 2011, 07:52:51 AM
Quote from: Nick on September 21, 2011, 07:49:00 AM
No, I spent most of my time there arguing with a bus driver

I worry about you  noooo:

I don't. He's a knob.

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Concise and to the point, as always.  :thumbsup:

I'm not a politician. No fancy pants frilly embroided language and conversations, no prisoners, straight talking and STRAIGHT to the point, that's me. Take it or leave it and don't actually give a monkeys chuff anymore.
Upset virtually the whole population now, so why quit now? Shrugs:
At least everyone knows who I am. :thumbsup:

Just been told by one of me cussies that I'm a miserable grumpy twat. :thumbsup:
Told him he's a thieving tight arsed lying car salesman. :thumbsup:
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Re: The All New Good Morning Everybody Thread
« Reply #4632 on: September 21, 2011, 12:11:53 PM »
Quote from: Snoopy on September 21, 2011, 12:04:53 PM
Time to move on surely.



He'll keep on slipping this load of ole bollox in for eternity, you watch. ::)
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Re: The All New Good Morning Everybody Thread
« Reply #4633 on: September 21, 2011, 12:13:35 PM »
Quote from: Nick on September 21, 2011, 12:04:07 PM
I could hear the grunting  noooo:

No, that was me throwing up the granite slice that you passed on to me as 'ome made 'bread'? whistle:
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Re: The All New Good Morning Everybody Thread
« Reply #4634 on: September 21, 2011, 12:15:36 PM »
You scoffed like a 'ippo the whole time you were here. Is Dyson your middle name?
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