You've missed brekky
Is it your poor head or your poor bum ?
I do have a bit of a poor head...
But I faced the most disgusterous cat shit and piss all over the kitchen floor nightmare scenario situation when I got up this morning....
Why do you actuallly put up with these vile disgusting creatures ey,
'cis I tell you, I WOULD have executed them by now.
Don't be coming up with any lily livered excuses either.
There is NO need to let this continue.
GET BLOODY RID OF THEM.