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Offline Darwins Selection

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Re: The All New Good Morning Everybody Thread
« Reply #6420 on: December 19, 2011, 11:12:17 AM »
  rubschin: That reminds me

Beneath the spreading chestnut tree
The Village Idiot sat
Amusing himself by abusing himself
And catching the drops in his hat.

 lol: lol:
Must be 40 years since I heard that one. :thumbsup:
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Re: The All New Good Morning Everybody Thread
« Reply #6421 on: December 19, 2011, 11:18:32 AM »
  rubschin: That reminds me

Beneath the spreading chestnut tree
The Village Idiot sat
Amusing himself by abusing himself
And catching the drops in his hat.

 lol: lol:
Must be 40 years since I heard that one. :thumbsup:

Never heard that before!  lol: lol: lol:

'My friend Billy had a ten foot willy' was the height of our poetic expertise....  redface:
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Re: The All New Good Morning Everybody Thread
« Reply #6422 on: December 19, 2011, 11:21:21 AM »
  rubschin: That reminds me

Beneath the spreading chestnut tree
The Village Idiot sat
Amusing himself by abusing himself
And catching the drops in his hat.

I've warned him about doing that in public..... noooo:

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Re: The All New Good Morning Everybody Thread
« Reply #6423 on: December 19, 2011, 11:25:00 AM »
  rubschin: That reminds me

Beneath the spreading chestnut tree
The Village Idiot sat
Amusing himself by abusing himself
And catching the drops in his hat.

I've warned him about doing that in public..... noooo:

That is why we don't call you Ms Village Idiot....  ;)
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Re: The All New Good Morning Everybody Thread
« Reply #6424 on: December 19, 2011, 12:13:13 PM »
  rubschin: That reminds me

Beneath the spreading chestnut tree
The Village Idiot sat
Amusing himself by abusing himself
And catching the drops in his hat.

 lol: lol:
Must be 40 years since I heard that one. :thumbsup:

Never heard that before!  lol: lol: lol:

'My friend Billy had a ten foot willy' was the height of our poetic expertise....  redface:

A seasonal one to offend the Catholics:

"Holy Mary had a canary
Up the leg of her drawers
She pulled a string
To make it sing
And down came Santa Claus"
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Re: The All New Good Morning Everybody Thread
« Reply #6425 on: December 19, 2011, 02:15:25 PM »
I decided to have five more minutes in bed and I just woke up  redface:
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Re: The All New Good Morning Everybody Thread
« Reply #6426 on: December 19, 2011, 02:16:41 PM »
I decided to have five more minutes in bed and I just woke up  redface:

Welcome to my world......... :thumbsup:

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Re: The All New Good Morning Everybody Thread
« Reply #6427 on: December 19, 2011, 02:47:56 PM »
I decided to have five more minutes in bed and I just woke up  redface:

Missed Xmas and everything!  eeek:

I've just taken the decs down....
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Re: The All New Good Morning Everybody Thread
« Reply #6428 on: December 19, 2011, 02:51:38 PM »
 :thumbsup:
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Re: The All New Good Morning Everybody Thread
« Reply #6429 on: December 19, 2011, 03:01:29 PM »
:thumbsup:

Strangely, there is no 'where is Nick?' thread....  whistle:
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Re: The All New Good Morning Everybody Thread
« Reply #6430 on: December 19, 2011, 03:02:36 PM »
I am still tired too surrender:
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Re: The All New Good Morning Everybody Thread
« Reply #6431 on: December 20, 2011, 03:58:23 AM »
Mornin' all  surrender:  surrender:  surrender:

APC will be along shortly saying goodnight  noooo:
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Re: The All New Good Morning Everybody Thread
« Reply #6432 on: December 20, 2011, 04:02:41 AM »
Morning JOM care to join me for a mug of tea?  I can make a mean Lemsip. surrender:
I have always thought that the worst thing about drowning was having to call 'help!' You must look such a fool. It's put me against drowning.
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Re: The All New Good Morning Everybody Thread
« Reply #6433 on: December 20, 2011, 04:12:54 AM »
Morning JOM care to join me for a mug of tea?  I can make a mean Lemsip. surrender:

Young lady, good morning, and thank you. The severe man-flu seems to have passed, it would have killed many lesser men
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Re: The All New Good Morning Everybody Thread
« Reply #6434 on: December 20, 2011, 04:14:41 AM »
Most excellent, tea it is then or would you prefer coffee?
I have always thought that the worst thing about drowning was having to call 'help!' You must look such a fool. It's put me against drowning.
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