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Re: The All New Good Morning Everybody Thread
« Reply #6660 on: December 30, 2011, 08:30:29 AM »
Good Morning All  ;D
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Re: The All New Good Morning Everybody Thread
« Reply #6661 on: December 30, 2011, 08:34:24 AM »
Mornin' all.  surrender:   Only just got up, fancy tea, toast and honey. Is there any bread  noooo:   Not even "emergency bread" in the freezer  noooo:  noooo:
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Re: The All New Good Morning Everybody Thread
« Reply #6662 on: December 30, 2011, 08:38:08 AM »
Send Mrs JOM out for some  :thumbsup:
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Re: The All New Good Morning Everybody Thread
« Reply #6663 on: December 30, 2011, 08:44:33 AM »
Mornin' all.  surrender:   Only just got up, fancy tea, toast and honey. Is there any bread  noooo:   Not even "emergency bread" in the freezer  noooo:  noooo:

Well now you fancy a nice trip to the shops  lol:
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Re: The All New Good Morning Everybody Thread
« Reply #6664 on: December 30, 2011, 08:45:47 AM »
Now the heating has gone off in my flat in London cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:
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Re: The All New Good Morning Everybody Thread
« Reply #6665 on: December 30, 2011, 08:47:17 AM »
Has Darwin or Growler been round to readjust the controls ?
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Re: The All New Good Morning Everybody Thread
« Reply #6666 on: December 30, 2011, 08:49:17 AM »
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Re: The All New Good Morning Everybody Thread
« Reply #6667 on: December 30, 2011, 08:53:48 AM »
Wot  Shrugs:

Having your heating go off is normal innit , if it's broken now that's a different matter  whistle:
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Re: The All New Good Morning Everybody Thread
« Reply #6668 on: December 30, 2011, 09:13:16 AM »
Morning all...

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Re: The All New Good Morning Everybody Thread
« Reply #6669 on: December 30, 2011, 09:58:09 AM »
Mornin' all.  surrender:   Only just got up, fancy tea, toast and honey. Is there any bread  noooo:   Not even "emergency bread" in the freezer  noooo:  noooo:

Well now you fancy a nice trip to the shops  lol:

I just had a nice trip to the shops. Wanted bread, bin bags and bucks fizz (got the taste). SAS type shopping cos I'm a blokeby meself like; went in, got my target, came out, none of that, "ooh let's just go down here, and I've just remembered, I need one of those, and now I've got one of those, I'll need two of those to go with it

Tea, toast and honey now consumed  :thumbsup:
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Re: The All New Good Morning Everybody Thread
« Reply #6670 on: December 30, 2011, 10:02:13 AM »
I always had you down as a grab and go bloke  ;)
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Re: The All New Good Morning Everybody Thread
« Reply #6671 on: December 30, 2011, 10:13:56 AM »
There are two basic ways for a man to shop.
On Line or send the wife.

In desperate situations a man may enter a shop but only if he knows what he wants, gets it, pays and leaves immediately (eg for his morning paper, ciggies or emergency food supplies).

These basic rules can of course be ignored but only if shopping for car parts or fishing tackle.

Anything else is unnatural.  whistle:
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Re: The All New Good Morning Everybody Thread
« Reply #6672 on: December 30, 2011, 10:19:42 AM »
Or when fresh in a relationship and still try to impress  lol:
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Re: The All New Good Morning Everybody Thread
« Reply #6673 on: December 30, 2011, 10:22:08 AM »
Or when fresh in a relationship and still try to impress  lol:



Sooooooooooooooooo long ago I've forgotten how to impress.  surrender:
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Re: The All New Good Morning Everybody Thread
« Reply #6674 on: December 31, 2011, 07:21:55 AM »
Mornin' all. I appear to have the place to meself. I'll put the coffee machine and the kettle on. Wakey wakey
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