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Re: The All New Good Morning Everybody Thread
« Reply #11100 on: August 09, 2012, 09:14:45 AM »
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Re: The All New Good Morning Everybody Thread
« Reply #11101 on: August 09, 2012, 09:15:25 AM »
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Re: The All New Good Morning Everybody Thread
« Reply #11102 on: August 09, 2012, 11:03:51 AM »
Good morning all.

The bruv rings me this morning. They have been looking after the MIL's dog while she was on holiday. Yesterday morning the bruv let his 2 dogs and the MIL's dog out into the garden as per ususal, then started doing some reports for work. After half an hour he made himself a cup of tea - and could only see his two dogs in the garden. Hmmmmmm.  The MIL's dog has escaped before so he went up and down his neighbours to see if it was in their garden. No joy. He checked the swimming pool (cover on) - no joy. Phoned police/dog warden/Battersea dogs home. No joy.

11 hours pass and still no news. He drove up to the MIL's house in Walton-on-the-Hill to see if the dog had found its way home. No joy. Returned home and decided to check the pool again.

There, in the far corner under the cover it was, rather dead. Not good.

MIL returns from holiday today...

That house is cursed like!  scared2:

This is the 2nd dog of the MIL's that has died whilst at bruv's  eeek:

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Re: The All New Good Morning Everybody Thread
« Reply #11103 on: August 09, 2012, 11:06:18 AM »
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Re: The All New Good Morning Everybody Thread
« Reply #11104 on: August 09, 2012, 11:12:42 AM »
Lessons must be learned!  cussing:
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Re: The All New Good Morning Everybody Thread
« Reply #11105 on: August 09, 2012, 11:16:49 AM »
Lessons must be learned!  cussing:

To be fair, the 1st one died of old age and hadn't been well.

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Re: The All New Good Morning Everybody Thread
« Reply #11106 on: August 09, 2012, 11:34:41 AM »
Lessons must be learned!  cussing:

To be fair, the 1st one died of old age and hadn't been well.

And the second one died playing hide 'n' seek....  noooo:
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Re: The All New Good Morning Everybody Thread
« Reply #11107 on: August 09, 2012, 11:40:46 AM »
Lessons must be learned!  cussing:

To be fair, the 1st one died of old age and hadn't been well.

And the second one died playing hide 'n' seek....  noooo:


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Re: The All New Good Morning Everybody Thread
« Reply #11108 on: August 09, 2012, 12:00:59 PM »
Morning all.........

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Re: The All New Good Morning Everybody Thread
« Reply #11109 on: August 09, 2012, 12:04:00 PM »
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Re: The All New Good Morning Everybody Thread
« Reply #11110 on: August 09, 2012, 12:13:42 PM »
Morning all.........

Are you tired....?
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Re: The All New Good Morning Everybody Thread
« Reply #11111 on: August 09, 2012, 12:18:15 PM »
Morning all.........

Are you tired....?

Not a good night for dogs , got a call 3 30 in the morning from mate had to take his dog to vet , touch n go. it's on a drip now.

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Re: The All New Good Morning Everybody Thread
« Reply #11112 on: August 09, 2012, 12:19:10 PM »
Um, why did he call you?  rubschin:
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Re: The All New Good Morning Everybody Thread
« Reply #11113 on: August 09, 2012, 12:21:01 PM »
Um, why did he call you?  rubschin:

For emergency vet number  and cash........who else is up at that time ....

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Re: The All New Good Morning Everybody Thread
« Reply #11114 on: August 09, 2012, 02:53:53 PM »
Text from bruv - "Phoned MIL and told her. Wailing then silence. Tony (her husband) picks up the phone - she's collapsed and smashed her head on the bedside cabinet, get off the phone I need to call an ambulance"

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