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Text from bruv - "Phoned MIL and told her. Wailing then silence. Tony (her husband) picks up the phone - she's collapsed and smashed her head on the bedside cabinet, get off the phone I need to call an ambulance"
At least she didn't fall under a train
Quote from: The Moan Ranger (Orderer of the Young's) on August 09, 2012, 02:53:53 PMText from bruv - "Phoned MIL and told her. Wailing then silence. Tony (her husband) picks up the phone - she's collapsed and smashed her head on the bedside cabinet, get off the phone I need to call an ambulance" Cursed I tells ya!
Quote from: Barman on August 09, 2012, 02:57:46 PMQuote from: The Moan Ranger (Orderer of the Young's) on August 09, 2012, 02:53:53 PMText from bruv - "Phoned MIL and told her. Wailing then silence. Tony (her husband) picks up the phone - she's collapsed and smashed her head on the bedside cabinet, get off the phone I need to call an ambulance" Cursed I tells ya! I'm starting to wonder...
Quote from: The Moan Ranger (Orderer of the Young's) on August 09, 2012, 03:07:29 PMQuote from: Barman on August 09, 2012, 02:57:46 PMQuote from: The Moan Ranger (Orderer of the Young's) on August 09, 2012, 02:53:53 PMText from bruv - "Phoned MIL and told her. Wailing then silence. Tony (her husband) picks up the phone - she's collapsed and smashed her head on the bedside cabinet, get off the phone I need to call an ambulance" Cursed I tells ya! I'm starting to wonder...Don't go back there!
What can possibly go wrong?
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on August 09, 2012, 03:15:57 PMWhat can possibly go wrong?Last piss-up there about 8 of us ended up naked in the pool drinking Cognac and smoking cigars. It won't be the same with hairs from a deceased West Highland Terrier floating around
Quote from: The Moan Ranger (Orderer of the Young's) on August 09, 2012, 03:18:44 PMQuote from: Nick (GC First Class) on August 09, 2012, 03:15:57 PMWhat can possibly go wrong?Last piss-up there about 8 of us ended up naked in the pool drinking Cognac and smoking cigars. It won't be the same with hairs from a deceased West Highland Terrier floating around He's leaving it in there ........
Yeah, where is the corpse?
Quote from: apc2010 on August 09, 2012, 03:27:04 PMQuote from: The Moan Ranger (Orderer of the Young's) on August 09, 2012, 03:18:44 PMQuote from: Nick (GC First Class) on August 09, 2012, 03:15:57 PMWhat can possibly go wrong?Last piss-up there about 8 of us ended up naked in the pool drinking Cognac and smoking cigars. It won't be the same with hairs from a deceased West Highland Terrier floating around He's leaving it in there ........ It's a nice warm pool. By the time of the party, the meat should just fall off the bone.
