The All New Good Morning Everybody Thread

[Nick]

Do you need yer chest rubbed?

[Barman]

Do you need yer chest rubbed?

No thanks Nick....

[Steve]

My morning has improved.  Scaffolders 2 have gone (why couldn't we have had the team from last week - they were brill), I passed me blood pressure MOT at the doc wocs and peace talks with aged mum yesterday have led to lasting peace

What could possibly go wrong?

Well you came in here for starters! 

Well yes but I meant what could go wrong for me, sorry about that stuff I trod in and what it's done to the pub carpet.  That is a carpet isn't it?

Morning. Another day on the sofa under the duvet. Apey is looking after me though. 

You need to get fit for our Stella-a-thon! 

Stella-a-thon?  thought you said you don't do imported lagers - count me in please.  I'll even clean that stuff off the carpet

[Barman]

My morning has improved.  Scaffolders 2 have gone (why couldn't we have had the team from last week - they were brill), I passed me blood pressure MOT at the doc wocs and peace talks with aged mum yesterday have led to lasting peace

What could possibly go wrong?

Well you came in here for starters! 

Well yes but I meant what could go wrong for me, sorry about that stuff I trod in and what it's done to the pub carpet.  That is a carpet isn't it?

Morning. Another day on the sofa under the duvet. Apey is looking after me though. 

You need to get fit for our Stella-a-thon! 

Stella-a-thon?  thought you said you don't do imported lagers - count me in please.  I'll even clean that stuff off the carpet

 

[miss Tchevious]

Morning. Another day on the sofa under the duvet. Apey is looking after me though. 

You need to get fit for our Stella-a-thon! 

Not to fear. I will be betterer by then. And be warned, I have have been in training. Bring on the beer. 

[Barman]

Morning. Another day on the sofa under the duvet. Apey is looking after me though. 

You need to get fit for our Stella-a-thon! 

Not to fear. I will be betterer by then. And be warned, I have have been in training. Bring on the beer. 

 

You wouldn't settle for that cheap Greek one would you...? They are practically giving it away in Papas today.... 

[miss Tchevious]

Morning. Another day on the sofa under the duvet. Apey is looking after me though. 

You need to get fit for our Stella-a-thon! 

Not to fear. I will be betterer by then. And be warned, I have have been in training. Bring on the beer. 

 

You wouldn't settle for that cheap Greek one would you...? They are practically giving it away in Papas today.... 

I'm easy either way. 

[Barman]

Morning. Another day on the sofa under the duvet. Apey is looking after me though. 

You need to get fit for our Stella-a-thon! 

Not to fear. I will be betterer by then. And be warned, I have have been in training. Bring on the beer. 

 

You wouldn't settle for that cheap Greek one would you...? They are practically giving it away in Papas today.... 

I'm easy either way. 

 

It was like €12 for a slab of 24 and on BOGOF too!

[apc2010]

Morning. Another day on the sofa under the duvet. Apey is looking after me though. 

You need to get fit for our Stella-a-thon! 

Not to fear. I will be betterer by then. And be warned, I have have been in training. Bring on the beer. 

 

You wouldn't settle for that cheap Greek one would you...? They are practically giving it away in Papas today.... 

I'm easy either way. 

 

It was like €12 for a slab of 24 and on BOGOF too!

What you gonna drink..........

[Barman]

Morning. Another day on the sofa under the duvet. Apey is looking after me though. 

You need to get fit for our Stella-a-thon! 

Not to fear. I will be betterer by then. And be warned, I have have been in training. Bring on the beer. 

 

You wouldn't settle for that cheap Greek one would you...? They are practically giving it away in Papas today.... 

I'm easy either way. 

 

It was like €12 for a slab of 24 and on BOGOF too!

What you gonna drink..........

Good stuff.... 

[miss Tchevious]

Morning. Another day on the sofa under the duvet. Apey is looking after me though. 

You need to get fit for our Stella-a-thon! 

Not to fear. I will be betterer by then. And be warned, I have have been in training. Bring on the beer. 

 

You wouldn't settle for that cheap Greek one would you...? They are practically giving it away in Papas today.... 

I'm easy either way. 

 

It was like €12 for a slab of 24 and on BOGOF too!

  Is it any good? What's it called?

[Barman]

Morning. Another day on the sofa under the duvet. Apey is looking after me though. 

You need to get fit for our Stella-a-thon! 

Not to fear. I will be betterer by then. And be warned, I have have been in training. Bring on the beer. 

 

You wouldn't settle for that cheap Greek one would you...? They are practically giving it away in Papas today.... 

I'm easy either way. 

 

It was like €12 for a slab of 24 and on BOGOF too!

  Is it any good? What's it called?

I can't remember... 

Hold on... just looked it up on tinterweb....

Crap... doesn't say....

[apc2010]

If it's that shit Star stuff ...........don't bother .....

[Barman]

If it's that shit Star stuff ...........don't bother .....

No, I found it!

Hellas Pils

[miss Tchevious]

That'll do.  Shall I bring nibbles n stuff?