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Offline Steve

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Re: The All New Good Morning Everybody Thread
« Reply #15990 on: February 26, 2013, 12:35:36 PM »
lol: lol: lol:

It's just a routine now, I sit down with laptop and she sees that as an afront and demands the lap back and stares at the screen as I type all skewed round.

Bastard things!  evil:

Mine are no longer allowed in my office...  noooo:

They do have the knack of merely walking past the PC and performing the most amazing keystroke combinations - takes hours to recover afterwards...  Banghead
You wait til one of them pisses on it.  Total PC destroyer.  But he was on his last legs and died a few months later. Still brings a cloud9:

I shamelessly admit that cats have had me round their little paws all my life.  Maybe we should have had kids instead but you can have cats neutered and chipped, shove them in kennels when you want a holiday, they will never want to drive your car or ask for loans from the bank of ma and da.
Well, whatever, nevermind

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Re: The All New Good Morning Everybody Thread
« Reply #15991 on: February 26, 2013, 12:36:37 PM »
lol: lol: lol:

It's just a routine now, I sit down with laptop and she sees that as an afront and demands the lap back and stares at the screen as I type all skewed round.

Bastard things!  evil:

Mine are no longer allowed in my office...  noooo:

They do have the knack of merely walking past the PC and performing the most amazing keystroke combinations - takes hours to recover afterwards...  Banghead
You wait til one of them pisses on it.  Total PC destroyer.  But he was on his last legs and died a few months later. Still brings a cloud9:

I shamelessly admit that cats have had me round their little paws all my life.  Maybe we should have had kids instead but you can have cats neutered and chipped, shove them in kennels when you want a holiday, they will never want to drive your car or ask for loans from the bank of ma and da.

Don't mention cat piss!  cussing:
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Re: The All New Good Morning Everybody Thread
« Reply #15992 on: February 26, 2013, 01:25:45 PM »
lol: lol: lol:

It's just a routine now, I sit down with laptop and she sees that as an afront and demands the lap back and stares at the screen as I type all skewed round.

Bastard things!  evil:

Mine are no longer allowed in my office...  noooo:

They do have the knack of merely walking past the PC and performing the most amazing keystroke combinations - takes hours to recover afterwards...  Banghead
You wait til one of them pisses on it.  Total PC destroyer.  But he was on his last legs and died a few months later. Still brings a cloud9:

I shamelessly admit that cats have had me round their little paws all my life.  Maybe we should have had kids instead but you can have cats neutered and chipped, shove them in kennels when you want a holiday, they will never want to drive your car or ask for loans from the bank of ma and da.

Don't mention cat piss!  cussing:



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Re: The All New Good Morning Everybody Thread
« Reply #15993 on: February 26, 2013, 01:29:37 PM »
lol: lol: lol:

It's just a routine now, I sit down with laptop and she sees that as an afront and demands the lap back and stares at the screen as I type all skewed round.

Bastard things!  evil:

Mine are no longer allowed in my office...  noooo:

They do have the knack of merely walking past the PC and performing the most amazing keystroke combinations - takes hours to recover afterwards...  Banghead
You wait til one of them pisses on it.  Total PC destroyer.  But he was on his last legs and died a few months later. Still brings a cloud9:

I shamelessly admit that cats have had me round their little paws all my life.  Maybe we should have had kids instead but you can have cats neutered and chipped, shove them in kennels when you want a holiday, they will never want to drive your car or ask for loans from the bank of ma and da.

Don't mention cat piss!  cussing:



Tom Cat Piss

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Re: The All New Good Morning Everybody Thread
« Reply #15994 on: February 27, 2013, 05:50:28 AM »
Mornin'
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Re: The All New Good Morning Everybody Thread
« Reply #15995 on: February 27, 2013, 05:52:46 AM »
Morning JOM, morning everybody!  8)
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Re: The All New Good Morning Everybody Thread
« Reply #15996 on: February 27, 2013, 06:59:33 AM »
Morning twisted people of the t'internet
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Re: The All New Good Morning Everybody Thread
« Reply #15997 on: February 27, 2013, 07:02:31 AM »
Morning twisted people of the t'internet

Not the t'internet - just t'internet... ::)

Morning Miss D!  ;D
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Re: The All New Good Morning Everybody Thread
« Reply #15998 on: February 27, 2013, 07:03:53 AM »
Good morning all.

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Re: The All New Good Morning Everybody Thread
« Reply #15999 on: February 27, 2013, 07:14:42 AM »
Morning Baldy!  :thumbsup:
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Re: The All New Good Morning Everybody Thread
« Reply #16000 on: February 27, 2013, 07:32:43 AM »
Morning
It's better than I ever even knew.  They say that the world was built for two.  Only worth living if somebody is loving you.  Baby now you do.

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Re: The All New Good Morning Everybody Thread
« Reply #16001 on: February 27, 2013, 08:23:40 AM »
Good morning my little chickadees.
I have always thought that the worst thing about drowning was having to call 'help!' You must look such a fool. It's put me against drowning.
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Re: The All New Good Morning Everybody Thread
« Reply #16002 on: February 27, 2013, 09:14:39 AM »
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Re: The All New Good Morning Everybody Thread
« Reply #16003 on: February 27, 2013, 09:26:29 AM »
Mornin' All
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Re: The All New Good Morning Everybody Thread
« Reply #16004 on: February 27, 2013, 09:33:24 AM »
Good morning all  :thumbsup: