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Re: The All New Good Morning Everybody Thread
« Reply #16995 on: March 28, 2013, 10:01:18 AM »
morning all  ding ding, ding ding


(that's me lurgi bell warning all to keep away, bastard bug has returned)

Heard the ding ding .......thought it was BM taking out the empties....... noooo:

Leslie Phillips - Ding Dong!

Shouldn't you be at the bank........ rubschin:

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Re: The All New Good Morning Everybody Thread
« Reply #16996 on: March 28, 2013, 10:05:29 AM »
morning all  ding ding, ding ding


(that's me lurgi bell warning all to keep away, bastard bug has returned)

Heard the ding ding .......thought it was BM taking out the empties....... noooo:

Leslie Phillips - Ding Dong!

Shouldn't you be at the bank........ rubschin:

Yes, but somebody is not ready!  Banghead
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Re: The All New Good Morning Everybody Thread
« Reply #16997 on: March 28, 2013, 10:06:52 AM »
morning all  ding ding, ding ding


(that's me lurgi bell warning all to keep away, bastard bug has returned)

Heard the ding ding .......thought it was BM taking out the empties....... noooo:

Leslie Phillips - Ding Dong!

Shouldn't you be at the bank........ rubschin:

Yes, but somebody is not ready!  Banghead

FFS Don't rush her ..... she'll only find her bank card has been left at home ~ AND that will be your fault.
I used to have a handle on life but it broke.

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Re: The All New Good Morning Everybody Thread
« Reply #16998 on: March 28, 2013, 10:07:46 AM »
morning all  ding ding, ding ding


(that's me lurgi bell warning all to keep away, bastard bug has returned)

Heard the ding ding .......thought it was BM taking out the empties....... noooo:

Leslie Phillips - Ding Dong!

Shouldn't you be at the bank........ rubschin:

Yes, but somebody is not ready!  Banghead

FFS Don't rush her ..... she'll only find her bank card has been left at home ~ AND that will be your fault.

I know... ::)
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Re: The All New Good Morning Everybody Thread
« Reply #16999 on: March 28, 2013, 10:10:35 AM »
morning all  ding ding, ding ding


(that's me lurgi bell warning all to keep away, bastard bug has returned)

Heard the ding ding .......thought it was BM taking out the empties....... noooo:

Leslie Phillips - Ding Dong!

Shouldn't you be at the bank........ rubschin:

Yes, but somebody is not ready!  Banghead

FFS Don't rush her ..... she'll only find her bank card has been left at home ~ AND that will be your fault.

I know... ::)

Our situation never changes ~ it is only the depth that varies day by day  shitstorm:
I used to have a handle on life but it broke.

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Re: The All New Good Morning Everybody Thread
« Reply #17000 on: March 28, 2013, 10:13:11 AM »
morning all  ding ding, ding ding


(that's me lurgi bell warning all to keep away, bastard bug has returned)

Heard the ding ding .......thought it was BM taking out the empties....... noooo:

Leslie Phillips - Ding Dong!

Shouldn't you be at the bank........ rubschin:

Yes, but somebody is not ready!  Banghead

FFS Don't rush her ..... she'll only find her bank card has been left at home ~ AND that will be your fault.

I know... ::)

Our situation never changes ~ it is only the depth that varies day by day  shitstorm:

Quite... the bastard bank will be empty by the time we get there now...

...and we'll prolly miss the postman...

...and the chemist will be closed too...

So essentially, all the things we planned to do today have gone out of the window....  noooo:
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Re: The All New Good Morning Everybody Thread
« Reply #17001 on: March 28, 2013, 10:13:57 AM »
I'm going to get up in a minute.  Top tip:  Do not place bowl of porridge on the bed then rearrange laptop etc.  = porridge on bedclothes.  ::)
It's better than I ever even knew.  They say that the world was built for two.  Only worth living if somebody is loving you.  Baby now you do.

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Re: The All New Good Morning Everybody Thread
« Reply #17002 on: March 28, 2013, 10:15:28 AM »
I'm going to get up in a minute.  Top tip:  Do not place bowl of porridge on the bed then rearrange laptop etc.  = porridge on bedclothes.  ::)

That will take some 'time' to clear up!  lol: lol: lol:



See what I did there...?  whistle:
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Re: The All New Good Morning Everybody Thread
« Reply #17003 on: March 28, 2013, 10:16:39 AM »
I'm going to get up in a minute.  Top tip:  Do not place bowl of porridge on the bed then rearrange laptop etc.  = porridge on bedclothes.  ::)

That will take some 'time' to clear up!  lol: lol: lol:



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Re: The All New Good Morning Everybody Thread
« Reply #17004 on: March 28, 2013, 10:18:01 AM »
We are, I suspect, about to head toward the gutter.  noooo:
I used to have a handle on life but it broke.

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Re: The All New Good Morning Everybody Thread
« Reply #17005 on: March 28, 2013, 10:19:54 AM »
We are, I suspect, about to head toward the gutter.  noooo:

No...  redface:

Porridge, time, see...? Like time in prison they call porr- Oh, why do I bother....? Shrugs:
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Re: The All New Good Morning Everybody Thread
« Reply #17006 on: March 28, 2013, 10:21:13 AM »
We are, I suspect, about to head toward the gutter.  noooo:

No...  redface:

Porridge, time, see...? Like time in prison they call porr- Oh, why do I bother....? Shrugs:

I got it ..hence...... tunble:

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Re: The All New Good Morning Everybody Thread
« Reply #17007 on: March 28, 2013, 10:23:02 AM »
I didn't.   redface:

Thank goodness you explained.  :thumbsup:

It's better than I ever even knew.  They say that the world was built for two.  Only worth living if somebody is loving you.  Baby now you do.

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Re: The All New Good Morning Everybody Thread
« Reply #17008 on: March 28, 2013, 10:24:04 AM »
We are, I suspect, about to head toward the gutter.  noooo:

No...  redface:

Porridge, time, see...? Like time in prison they call porr- Oh, why do I bother....? Shrugs:


But we only have her word that it is "porridge"  whistle:
I used to have a handle on life but it broke.

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Re: The All New Good Morning Everybody Thread
« Reply #17009 on: March 28, 2013, 10:25:24 AM »
We are, I suspect, about to head toward the gutter.  noooo:

No...  redface:

Porridge, time, see...? Like time in prison they call porr- Oh, why do I bother....? Shrugs:


But we only have her word that it is "porridge"  whistle:

Cooooeeeeeeee.... Mr. Gutter?
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