Morning all. Am making porridge anyone want some?
Yep I agree, disgusting stuff but Mrs K loves it and it's so easy in the microwave I thought I'd offer to be polite like in be polite once and get it over with early sort of way.
Oh. It's not for your consumption then?
Wumman. you might have known.
Mrs G stinks the house out with it during the winter months.
Errrrrrr, and btw. How come YOU are making it for her?