The All New Good Morning Everybody Thread

[Steve]

  Boogs, I have indeed been taught my place


just ignore it

 

I think the quote is

"there are are only 2 secrets to a successful marriage.  Always let her think she is having her own way and always let her have it"

 

Amazingly it was Lyndon B Johnson that said it 

Is he a member here? 

  If he was I'd have shouted Affs at Steve 

 

I feel I've somehow deprived young JOM of an AFFs expostulation moment

Have one on me

Two Young men from Glasgow, Archie and Jock, are sitting in the pub discussing Jock's forthcoming wedding .
 
 "Ach, it's all going like magic," says Jock. "I've got everything organized already - the flowers,   the church, the cars, the reception, the rings, the minister, even ma stag night....."
 
 Archie nods approvingly.
 
 "Man, I 've even bought a kilt to be married in!" continues Jock.
 
 "A kilt?" exclaims Archie, "That's grand, you'll look pure smart in that!   And what's the tartan?"
 
 "Oh," says Jock, "I'd imagine she'll be in white.

orginally here

[boogs]

  Boogs, I have indeed been taught my place


just ignore it

 

I think the quote is

"there are are only 2 secrets to a successful marriage.  Always let her think she is having her own way and always let her have it"

 

Amazingly it was Lyndon B Johnson that said it 

Is he a member here? 

  If he was I'd have shouted Affs at Steve 

 

I feel I've somehow deprived young JOM of an AFFs expostulation moment

Have one on me

Two Young men from Glasgow, Archie and Jock, are sitting in the pub discussing Jock's forthcoming wedding .
 
 "Ach, it's all going like magic," says Jock. "I've got everything organized already - the flowers,   the church, the cars, the reception, the rings, the minister, even ma stag night....."
 
 Archie nods approvingly.
 
 "Man, I 've even bought a kilt to be married in!" continues Jock.
 
 "A kilt?" exclaims Archie, "That's grand, you'll look pure smart in that!   And what's the tartan?"
 
 "Oh," says Jock, "I'd imagine she'll be in white.

orginally here

I will say nothing ....

[Steve]

Didn't you think it was almost poetic making it a marriage one from the JOM archive?

Ah well  I'll go into Marvin mode then

[apc2010]

Morning all.........

[Barman]

  Boogs, I have indeed been taught my place


just ignore it

 

I think the quote is

"there are are only 2 secrets to a successful marriage.  Always let her think she is having her own way and always let her have it"

 

Amazingly it was Lyndon B Johnson that said it 

Is he a member here? 

  If he was I'd have shouted Affs at Steve 

 

I feel I've somehow deprived young JOM of an AFFs expostulation moment

Have one on me

Two Young men from Glasgow, Archie and Jock, are sitting in the pub discussing Jock's forthcoming wedding .
 
 "Ach, it's all going like magic," says Jock. "I've got everything organized already - the flowers,   the church, the cars, the reception, the rings, the minister, even ma stag night....."
 
 Archie nods approvingly.
 
 "Man, I 've even bought a kilt to be married in!" continues Jock.
 
 "A kilt?" exclaims Archie, "That's grand, you'll look pure smart in that!   And what's the tartan?"
 
 "Oh," says Jock, "I'd imagine she'll be in white.

orginally here

 

morning Apey....

[Baldy]

Good morning all.

[The Moan Ranger]

Good morning all

[boogs]

Morning all      morning TMR   is the kettle on or have you been to Costa ?
Looks to me like I have not been here early it has gone to pot ....

Kettle now on coffee machine on toast done cereal and bowls ready enjoy .....
Hope now Miss C is on the mend her girls will start laying again soon.

[The Moan Ranger]

Morning all      morning TMR   is the kettle on or have you been to Costa ?
Looks to me like I have not been here early it has gone to pot ....

Kettle now on coffee machine on toast done cereal and bowls ready enjoy .....
Hope now Miss C is on the mend her girls will start laying again soon.

Good morning Boogs.  I have another free Costa,  so I am sorted

[Barman]

Morning workers & shirkers... 

[Just One More]

Mornin'   

[Barman]

Mornin'   

Werkin or shirkin...?

[Miss Demeanour]

Werkin 

[Uncle Mort]

 

[Barman]

Morning Miss D, Uncle...