Oh noes this was £22 with tip
You'll give Apey an coronary..... 

A tip........
and 20 snotters for brekkie....
without meat..

Other dining options are available
for paupers
"Next time you're in the coral bay/Peyia area, treat yourself to a good breakfast at Philippos Coral Bay Cafe above the supermarket.
2 rashers proper bacon.
1 nice sausage
1 "beef" tomato halved and fried
baked beans
mushrooms
1 fried egg
Scrambled egg
2 pieces toast and butter
Large mug builder's tea
Glass Orange Juice
Total bill €2.95!!!!
All served with a cheery smile by a lady with a nice face and a lovely bum!
And the bogs were immaculate as well!
Scoff this lot and you won't need anything else until tea time."
That's value...
