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[apc2010]

Oh noes this was £22 with tip

You'll give Apey an coronary..... 

A tip........  

and 20 snotters for brekkie....   without meat..

Other dining options are available




for paupers

"Next time you're in the coral bay/Peyia area, treat yourself to a good breakfast at Philippos Coral Bay Cafe above the supermarket.
2 rashers proper bacon.
1 nice sausage
1 "beef" tomato halved and fried
baked beans
mushrooms
1 fried egg
Scrambled egg
2 pieces toast and butter
Large mug builder's tea
Glass Orange Juice
Total bill €2.95!!!!
All served with a cheery smile by a lady with a nice face and a lovely bum!
And the bogs were immaculate as well!

Scoff this lot and you won't need anything else until tea time."


That's value...

 

Wonder if you get discount for 2.....

[Barman]

Oh noes this was £22 with tip

You'll give Apey an coronary..... 

A tip........  

and 20 snotters for brekkie....   without meat..

Other dining options are available




for paupers

"Next time you're in the coral bay/Peyia area, treat yourself to a good breakfast at Philippos Coral Bay Cafe above the supermarket.
2 rashers proper bacon.
1 nice sausage
1 "beef" tomato halved and fried
baked beans
mushrooms
1 fried egg
Scrambled egg
2 pieces toast and butter
Large mug builder's tea
Glass Orange Juice
Total bill €2.95!!!!
All served with a cheery smile by a lady with a nice face and a lovely bum!
And the bogs were immaculate as well!

Scoff this lot and you won't need anything else until tea time."


That's value...

 

Wonder if you get discount for 2.....

I suppose you would if I paid....

[apc2010]

Oh noes this was £22 with tip

You'll give Apey an coronary..... 

A tip........  

and 20 snotters for brekkie....   without meat..

Other dining options are available




for paupers

"Next time you're in the coral bay/Peyia area, treat yourself to a good breakfast at Philippos Coral Bay Cafe above the supermarket.
2 rashers proper bacon.
1 nice sausage
1 "beef" tomato halved and fried
baked beans
mushrooms
1 fried egg
Scrambled egg
2 pieces toast and butter
Large mug builder's tea
Glass Orange Juice
Total bill €2.95!!!!
All served with a cheery smile by a lady with a nice face and a lovely bum!
And the bogs were immaculate as well!

Scoff this lot and you won't need anything else until tea time."


That's value...

 

Wonder if you get discount for 2.....

I suppose you would if I paid....

    

[Barman]

Oh noes this was £22 with tip

You'll give Apey an coronary..... 

A tip........  

and 20 snotters for brekkie....   without meat..

Other dining options are available




for paupers

"Next time you're in the coral bay/Peyia area, treat yourself to a good breakfast at Philippos Coral Bay Cafe above the supermarket.
2 rashers proper bacon.
1 nice sausage
1 "beef" tomato halved and fried
baked beans
mushrooms
1 fried egg
Scrambled egg
2 pieces toast and butter
Large mug builder's tea
Glass Orange Juice
Total bill €2.95!!!!
All served with a cheery smile by a lady with a nice face and a lovely bum!
And the bogs were immaculate as well!

Scoff this lot and you won't need anything else until tea time."


That's value...

 

Wonder if you get discount for 2.....

I suppose you would if I paid....

    

I'll be in Pafos tomorrer.....

[apc2010]

Oh noes this was £22 with tip

You'll give Apey an coronary..... 

A tip........  

and 20 snotters for brekkie....   without meat..

Other dining options are available




for paupers

"Next time you're in the coral bay/Peyia area, treat yourself to a good breakfast at Philippos Coral Bay Cafe above the supermarket.
2 rashers proper bacon.
1 nice sausage
1 "beef" tomato halved and fried
baked beans
mushrooms
1 fried egg
Scrambled egg
2 pieces toast and butter
Large mug builder's tea
Glass Orange Juice
Total bill €2.95!!!!
All served with a cheery smile by a lady with a nice face and a lovely bum!
And the bogs were immaculate as well!

Scoff this lot and you won't need anything else until tea time."


That's value...

 

Wonder if you get discount for 2.....

I suppose you would if I paid....

    

I'll be in Pafos tomorrer.....

Brunch ....

[Barman]

Oh noes this was £22 with tip

You'll give Apey an coronary..... 

A tip........  

and 20 snotters for brekkie....   without meat..

Other dining options are available




for paupers

"Next time you're in the coral bay/Peyia area, treat yourself to a good breakfast at Philippos Coral Bay Cafe above the supermarket.
2 rashers proper bacon.
1 nice sausage
1 "beef" tomato halved and fried
baked beans
mushrooms
1 fried egg
Scrambled egg
2 pieces toast and butter
Large mug builder's tea
Glass Orange Juice
Total bill €2.95!!!!
All served with a cheery smile by a lady with a nice face and a lovely bum!
And the bogs were immaculate as well!

Scoff this lot and you won't need anything else until tea time."


That's value...

 

Wonder if you get discount for 2.....

I suppose you would if I paid....

    

I'll be in Pafos tomorrer.....

Brunch ....

Perhaps.... what time will you fall out of the sack....?

[apc2010]

Oh noes this was £22 with tip

You'll give Apey an coronary..... 

A tip........  

and 20 snotters for brekkie....   without meat..

Other dining options are available




for paupers

"Next time you're in the coral bay/Peyia area, treat yourself to a good breakfast at Philippos Coral Bay Cafe above the supermarket.
2 rashers proper bacon.
1 nice sausage
1 "beef" tomato halved and fried
baked beans
mushrooms
1 fried egg
Scrambled egg
2 pieces toast and butter
Large mug builder's tea
Glass Orange Juice
Total bill €2.95!!!!
All served with a cheery smile by a lady with a nice face and a lovely bum!
And the bogs were immaculate as well!

Scoff this lot and you won't need anything else until tea time."


That's value...

 

Wonder if you get discount for 2.....

I suppose you would if I paid....

    

I'll be in Pafos tomorrer.....

Brunch ....

Perhaps.... what time will you fall out of the sack....?

   for free food.....   (takes phone off silent)

[Barman]

Oh noes this was £22 with tip

You'll give Apey an coronary..... 

A tip........  

and 20 snotters for brekkie....   without meat..

Other dining options are available




for paupers

"Next time you're in the coral bay/Peyia area, treat yourself to a good breakfast at Philippos Coral Bay Cafe above the supermarket.
2 rashers proper bacon.
1 nice sausage
1 "beef" tomato halved and fried
baked beans
mushrooms
1 fried egg
Scrambled egg
2 pieces toast and butter
Large mug builder's tea
Glass Orange Juice
Total bill €2.95!!!!
All served with a cheery smile by a lady with a nice face and a lovely bum!
And the bogs were immaculate as well!

Scoff this lot and you won't need anything else until tea time."


That's value...

 

Wonder if you get discount for 2.....

I suppose you would if I paid....

    

I'll be in Pafos tomorrer.....

Brunch ....

Perhaps.... what time will you fall out of the sack....?

   for free food.....   (takes phone off silent)

 

[Steve]

Oh noes this was £22 with tip

You'll give Apey an coronary..... 

A tip........  

and 20 snotters for brekkie....   without meat..

Other dining options are available




for paupers

"Next time you're in the coral bay/Peyia area, treat yourself to a good breakfast at Philippos Coral Bay Cafe above the supermarket.
2 rashers proper bacon.
1 nice sausage
1 "beef" tomato halved and fried
baked beans
mushrooms
1 fried egg
Scrambled egg
2 pieces toast and butter
Large mug builder's tea
Glass Orange Juice
Total bill €2.95!!!!
All served with a cheery smile by a lady with a nice face and a lovely bum!
And the bogs were immaculate as well!

Scoff this lot and you won't need anything else until tea time."


That's value...

 

Does sound good 

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