Mega bites was what my girlfriend did
And gig was a show at night
A ram was a randy man or goat,
Windows just let in the light
An application was for employment
A programme was a TV show
A curser used profanity
And a keyboard, a pian...o
Memory was something you lost with age
A disc was rock or blues
And if you had a 3 inch floppy
You'd be peeing on your shoes.
Log on was fuel on the fire
Hard drive was to Inverness
A mouse pad was where a rodent lived
And a back up, an awful mess.
Cut you did with a pocket knife.
Paste you did with glue
A web was where a spider lived
And a virus was the flu