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Whoop de doo!!
« on: February 09, 2011, 09:50:09 AM »
A mate calls. DO I want some werk? 3 year contract. 2 days a week. £35000 p.a  eeek: eeek: eeek:

Naturally I said yes. OK, I have to go to Dorset once a month, but hey!!
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Re: Whoop de doo!!
« Reply #1 on: February 09, 2011, 09:51:31 AM »
Lend us a quid  razz:
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Re: Whoop de doo!!
« Reply #2 on: February 09, 2011, 09:57:25 AM »
Excellent news. Party001: Party001:

Dorset isn't a bad place to have to be.
I have always thought that the worst thing about drowning was having to call 'help!' You must look such a fool. It's put me against drowning.
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Re: Whoop de doo!!
« Reply #3 on: February 09, 2011, 10:16:30 AM »
Lend us a fiver mate... or part thereof...  ;)
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Re: Whoop de doo!!
« Reply #4 on: February 09, 2011, 10:26:32 AM »
My e mail traffic is going berserk  eeek:
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Re: Whoop de doo!!
« Reply #5 on: February 09, 2011, 10:35:35 AM »
A mate calls. DO I want some werk? 3 year contract. 2 days a week. £35000 p.a  eeek: eeek: eeek:

Naturally I said yes. OK, I have to go to Dorset once a month, but hey!!
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The drinks are on me!!


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Re: Whoop de doo!!
« Reply #6 on: February 09, 2011, 10:39:15 AM »
I could drive via Berkshire  eveilgrin:
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Re: Whoop de doo!!
« Reply #7 on: February 09, 2011, 10:56:32 AM »
I could drive via Berkshire  eveilgrin:

Have you had this death wish for long?

You will be treated to a warm welcome round here.


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Re: Whoop de doo!!
« Reply #8 on: February 09, 2011, 11:11:29 AM »
Excellent news. Party001: Party001:

Dorset isn't a bad place to have to be.


Dorset would be my county of choice for residential purposes ~ if I could afford it. sad24:


Either Bridport or Lyme Regis for preference
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Re: Whoop de doo!!
« Reply #9 on: February 09, 2011, 11:15:09 AM »
I shall be in Poole  cloud9:
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Re: Whoop de doo!!
« Reply #10 on: February 09, 2011, 11:16:17 AM »
Pleasant enough apart from the fact my Lil Bruvver's ex lives there.



V expensive place tho' ..... I have some happy memories of a girl from Poole

And that could be the start of a limerick thread!
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Re: Whoop de doo!!
« Reply #11 on: February 09, 2011, 11:31:42 AM »
I shall be in Poole  cloud9:

I knew someone in Poole who used to make bespoke yacht interiors.  Some serious money was washing around the harbour there. eeek:

Anyhoo

There was a young laydee from Poole
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Re: Whoop de doo!!
« Reply #12 on: February 09, 2011, 11:35:36 AM »
I shall be in Poole  cloud9:

I knew someone in Poole who used to make bespoke yacht interiors.  Some serious money was washing around the harbour there. eeek:

Anyhoo

There was a young laydee from Poole
Whose young man had a red ring round his tool
He went to the clinic
Where the doctor, a cynic
Said "Wash it, it's lipstick you fool"


Finished it for you  razz:
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Re: Whoop de doo!!
« Reply #13 on: February 09, 2011, 12:17:00 PM »
 lol: lol:  Well done that man.
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Re: Whoop de doo!!
« Reply #14 on: February 09, 2011, 06:18:19 PM »
Excellent news. Party001: Party001:

Dorset isn't a bad place to have to be.


Dorset would be my county of choice for residential purposes ~ if I could afford it. sad24:


Either Bridport or Lyme Regis for preference

Lyme Regis  cloud9:  cloud9:  cloud9:

If those numbers ever come up, I'd move there in an instant, Beer just a bit further West comes a close second
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