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Another one banged up
« on: February 11, 2011, 08:54:20 AM »
Eric Illsley was jailed for a year yesterday for submitting a “pattern” of fictitious expenses claims, defrauding the taxpayer out of £14,500 of public money.
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Re: Another one banged up
« Reply #1 on: February 11, 2011, 09:09:12 AM »
I hope he has a nice stay at her majesty's holiday camp.

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Re: Another one banged up
« Reply #2 on: February 11, 2011, 09:18:19 AM »
And Jim Devine to be sentenced yet!  eveilgrin:
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Re: Another one banged up
« Reply #3 on: April 01, 2011, 07:00:47 AM »
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FORMER MP Jim Devine was branded a liar by a judge as he was jailed for 16 months for fiddling his expenses.

Devine submitted false invoices totalling £8385 between 2008 and 2009 – “carrying on regardless” even after other politicians’ claims had become “front-page news”.

Bankrupt Devine became the third MP to be jailed in the wake of the expenses scandal when he was sentenced yesterday at the Old Bailey.


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Re: Another one banged up
« Reply #4 on: April 01, 2011, 07:51:40 AM »
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FORMER MP Jim Devine was branded a liar by a judge as he was jailed for 16 months for fiddling his expenses.

Devine submitted false invoices totalling £8385 between 2008 and 2009 – “carrying on regardless” even after other politicians’ claims had become “front-page news”.

Bankrupt Devine became the third MP to be jailed in the wake of the expenses scandal when he was sentenced yesterday at the Old Bailey.


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Most pleasing but 16 months is a bit shite....
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Re: Another one banged up
« Reply #5 on: April 01, 2011, 07:54:25 AM »
The papers reckon he'll be out by Christmas BUT they also disclose he has been declared bankrupt and still has debts to his former employee that bankruptcy will not wipe out. He's finished.
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Re: Another one banged up
« Reply #6 on: April 01, 2011, 09:23:30 AM »
You see, that's what happens if don't pay them enough and they have to turn to crime to make ends meet !
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Re: Another one banged up
« Reply #7 on: April 01, 2011, 10:30:15 AM »
He'll find out all about ends meeting in the shower block  whistle:
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Re: Another one banged up
« Reply #8 on: May 20, 2011, 11:19:01 AM »
Former Labour MP Elliot Morley sentenced to 16 months in prison for dishonestly claiming more than £30,000 in parliamentary expenses!

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Re: Another one banged up
« Reply #9 on: May 20, 2011, 11:36:49 AM »
16 months - wot a larf...  noooo:
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Re: Another one banged up
« Reply #10 on: May 20, 2011, 11:40:41 AM »
Still better than letting him get away with it tho' and a sentence of that length, even with the mahoosive time off for good behaviour we know he will get, means he can never stand for Parliament again.
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Re: Another one banged up
« Reply #11 on: May 20, 2011, 11:42:11 AM »
Still better than letting him get away with it tho' and a sentence of that length, even with the mahoosive time off for good behaviour we know he will get, means he can never stand for Parliament again.

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Re: Another one banged up
« Reply #12 on: May 20, 2011, 11:54:25 AM »
Still better than letting him get away with it tho' and a sentence of that length, even with the mahoosive time off for good behaviour we know he will get, means he can never stand for Parliament again.

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Re: Another one banged up
« Reply #13 on: May 20, 2011, 01:10:51 PM »
Still better than letting him get away with it tho' and a sentence of that length, even with the mahoosive time off for good behaviour we know he will get, means he can never stand for Parliament again.

Or stand up straight! happy001

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Quite so.

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Re: Another one banged up
« Reply #14 on: May 20, 2011, 02:15:20 PM »
Still better than letting him get away with it tho' and a sentence of that length, even with the mahoosive time off for good behaviour we know he will get, means he can never stand for Parliament again.

Or stand up straight! happy001

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Quite so.

There is no such thing as a 'safe seat' for an MP in clink.

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