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Offline Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)

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Top DIY tips.
« on: February 12, 2011, 11:17:41 AM »
Never ever stand on gripper rod in bare feet.  My foot is leaking in several different places now. sad24:
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Re: Top DIY tips.
« Reply #1 on: February 12, 2011, 11:25:38 AM »
I recall that Miss D gave several warnings to the Brat about gripper rods when she had the child's bedroom carpet replaced. Did no good there either  whistle:
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Re: Top DIY tips.
« Reply #2 on: February 12, 2011, 02:44:47 PM »
Quote from: Miss Creant on February 12, 2011, 11:17:41 AM
Never ever stand on gripper rod in bare feet.  My foot is leaking in several different places now. sad24:

Get a grip woman!  eveilgrin:
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Re: Top DIY tips.
« Reply #3 on: February 12, 2011, 04:26:02 PM »
I did indeed Snoops  cool14:

NO matter how many times you remind yourself about it you will step on them time and time again. Time to wear your wellies indoors Miss C  lol:
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Re: Top DIY tips.
« Reply #4 on: February 12, 2011, 05:21:47 PM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on February 12, 2011, 04:26:02 PM
I did indeed Snoops  cool14:

NO m,atter how many times you remind yourself about it you will step on them time and time again. Time to wear your wellies indoors Miss C  lol:

But then they'll leak when she goes out in the rain...  ::)
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Re: Top DIY tips.
« Reply #5 on: February 12, 2011, 05:22:53 PM »
She can use her heeled wellies for inside the house and her flaties for outside. Simples  whistle:
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Re: Top DIY tips.
« Reply #6 on: July 20, 2011, 09:58:33 AM »
When trying to get tumeric stains out of someone else's white trousers do not use bleach as this causes them to turn purple. redface:
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Re: Top DIY tips.
« Reply #7 on: July 20, 2011, 11:47:32 AM »
Quote from: Miss Creant on July 20, 2011, 09:58:33 AM
When trying to get tumeric stains out of someone else's white trousers do not use bleach as this causes them to turn purple. redface:

Oh dear.  noooo:
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Re: Top DIY tips.
« Reply #8 on: July 20, 2011, 11:48:36 AM »
Don't try to do that with a hammer and mahoosive nails  noooo:
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Re: Top DIY tips.
« Reply #9 on: July 20, 2011, 12:16:37 PM »
Quote from: Baldy on July 20, 2011, 11:47:32 AM
Quote from: Miss Creant on July 20, 2011, 09:58:33 AM
When trying to get tumeric stains out of someone else's white trousers do not use bleach as this causes them to turn purple. redface:

Oh dear.  noooo:

It's magic I tell you magic I hung them on the line and now the purple has gone. angel1

However I have discovered that mayonnaise and computers should not be mixed. noooo:
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Re: Top DIY tips.
« Reply #10 on: July 20, 2011, 12:17:50 PM »
Oooooh Miss C  lol:
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Re: Top DIY tips.
« Reply #11 on: July 20, 2011, 12:29:09 PM »
Quote from: Nick on July 20, 2011, 11:48:36 AM
Don't let me loose with a hammer and mahoosive nails  noooo:

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Re: Top DIY tips.
« Reply #12 on: October 24, 2011, 04:17:53 PM »
When having to take Fibergel for the first time do not mix a packet of porridge oats with water by mistake. sick2: redface:
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Re: Top DIY tips.
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Re: Top DIY tips.
« Reply #14 on: October 24, 2011, 04:25:30 PM »
Quote from: Miss Creant on October 24, 2011, 04:17:53 PM
When having to take Fibergel for the first time do not mix a packet of porridge oats with water by mistake. sick2: redface:

Is that fibergel the plaster cast stuff of fibergel the digestive transit decelerant?

Porridge is a poor substitute in either case.  noooo:
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