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OK which one of you b@st@rds changed the menu covers?
« on: July 22, 2007, 03:05:27 PM »
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Re: OK which one of you b@st@rds changed the menu covers?
« Reply #1 on: July 22, 2007, 03:07:35 PM »
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Re: OK which one of you b@st@rds changed the menu covers?
« Reply #2 on: July 22, 2007, 03:24:42 PM »
Vengeance shall be mine:

Upon the breasts of a Barwench from Crail
Was tattooed the price of the ale
Whilst across her behind
For the sake of the blind
Was the same thing but in Braille.

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Re: OK which one of you b@st@rds changed the menu covers?
« Reply #3 on: July 22, 2007, 03:38:01 PM »
Where is Wenchy?

She finished her stupid book a day ago and the Saloon bar needs sweeping.  cussing:
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Re: OK which one of you b@st@rds changed the menu covers?
« Reply #4 on: July 22, 2007, 03:39:16 PM »
Quote from: Barman on July 22, 2007, 03:38:01 PM
Where is Wenchy?

She finished her stupid book a day ago and the Saloon bar needs sweeping.  cussing:

Probably on cloud9: 'cos it was a happy ending.
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Re: OK which one of you b@st@rds changed the menu covers?
« Reply #5 on: July 22, 2007, 03:40:52 PM »
Quote from: Snoopy on July 22, 2007, 03:24:42 PM
Vengeance shall be mine:

Upon the breasts of a Barwench from Crail
Was tattooed the price of the ale
Whilst across her behind
For the sake of the blind
Was the same thing but in Braille.

 drumroll:

The Barwench can be furtive and mean (to you hapless naughty men  ::) ::) ::)  )
So you must keep her in close quarantine  eeek:
Or she sneaks to the slums  redface:
And promptly becomes  ;)
Disorderly, drunk and obscene (and will then punch your lights out!  evil: evil: evil:)


You have been warned !  scared2: scared2: scared2:
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Re: OK which one of you b@st@rds changed the menu covers?
« Reply #6 on: July 22, 2007, 03:45:50 PM »
She may of course be shopping for one of these:

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Re: OK which one of you b@st@rds changed the menu covers?
« Reply #7 on: July 22, 2007, 03:49:14 PM »
Quote from: Snoopy on July 22, 2007, 03:45:50 PM
She may of course be shopping for one of these:


She?ll have at least one of those in her tat collection?  ::)
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Re: OK which one of you b@st@rds changed the menu covers?
« Reply #8 on: July 22, 2007, 03:50:17 PM »
Quote from: Snoopy on July 22, 2007, 03:45:50 PM
She may of course be shopping for one of these:



I REALLY don't understand ??????   sad24:
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Re: OK which one of you b@st@rds changed the menu covers?
« Reply #9 on: July 22, 2007, 03:52:16 PM »
Quote from: Landlady on July 22, 2007, 03:50:17 PM
Quote from: Snoopy on July 22, 2007, 03:45:50 PM
She may of course be shopping for one of these:



I REALLY don't understand ??????   sad24:

Half of the UK is under water dear ~ do try and keep up
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Re: OK which one of you b@st@rds changed the menu covers?
« Reply #10 on: July 22, 2007, 03:52:39 PM »
Quote from: Landlady on July 22, 2007, 03:50:17 PM
Quote from: Snoopy on July 22, 2007, 03:45:50 PM
She may of course be shopping for one of these:



I REALLY don't understand ??????   sad24:
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Re: OK which one of you b@st@rds changed the menu covers?
« Reply #11 on: July 22, 2007, 03:53:51 PM »
Quote from: Snoopy on July 22, 2007, 03:52:16 PM
Quote from: Landlady on July 22, 2007, 03:50:17 PM
Quote from: Snoopy on July 22, 2007, 03:45:50 PM
She may of course be shopping for one of these:



I REALLY don't understand ??????   sad24:

Half of the UK is under water dear ~ do try and keep up


Ohhhhhhhhh okay  redface: very sorry  razz: forgot it rains on your side of the world  ::)
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Re: OK which one of you b@st@rds changed the menu covers?
« Reply #12 on: July 22, 2007, 03:55:06 PM »
 censored: censored: Banghead Banghead cussing:
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Re: OK which one of you b@st@rds changed the menu covers?
« Reply #13 on: July 22, 2007, 03:58:44 PM »
Odd really, but while we huff and puff the ducks and swans seem to be taking it all in their stride....    whistle:
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Re: OK which one of you b@st@rds changed the menu covers?
« Reply #14 on: July 22, 2007, 04:02:19 PM »
I'm more than a little pleased at living half way up a mountain, albeit a little mountain. I'm still well above the flood plain.
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