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Re: The all new favourite recipe thread.
« Reply #30 on: February 22, 2011, 02:36:04 PM »
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Re: The all new favourite recipe thread.
« Reply #31 on: February 22, 2011, 02:41:48 PM »
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Απορρίψτε και πηγαίνετε στο McDonalds και στάση στο εμπορικό collapso στο δρόμο της επιστροφής.

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Re: The all new favourite recipe thread.
« Reply #32 on: February 22, 2011, 02:46:46 PM »
I need to look for the a recipe for what I had last night... Miso marinaded sea bass  Drool: Drool: Drool:

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Re: The all new favourite recipe thread.
« Reply #34 on: February 22, 2011, 02:52:45 PM »
Once, when visiting Holland and feeling gastronomically adventurous, I took SWWLTBO to a French restaurant in the town of Venlo. I can read a little Dutch and we can both speak some French but the menu left us stumped. I asked the waiter what various dishes were but one item "The Chef's Special" was beyond us and the waiter, who turned out to be Portuguese, was struggling to translate the French onto English for us.
Finally he sought help from the Chef who pronounced that it was a bird.
"Chicken" queried the wife

"No, no... beeegar"

"Turkey?" she tried

"No, no, no beeegar!"

"Goose?" I tried helpfully

"No no no .... Beeegar .... My special deesh! (clearly he wasn't Dutch or French either)

"Swan? Peacock?" the guessing game went on until finally  "OK... We'll have the special" I decided.

Very nice it was too ..... then the owner appeared. Very large and VERY Dutch.

"How is the meal?" he asked in faultless English

"Wonderful" gabbled SWWLTBO round a mouthful "What is it?"

"Escalope of Ostrich in a grape sauce Madam"


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Re: The all new favourite recipe thread.
« Reply #35 on: February 22, 2011, 02:53:14 PM »
http://projects.eveningedge.com/recipes/sea-bass-miso-broth/
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Close, but not quite. No broth  whistle:

I've found a few so I'll have to try it out at some point  angel1
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Re: The all new favourite recipe thread.
« Reply #36 on: February 22, 2011, 03:08:54 PM »
The pie is developing but I thought I would use up some of the stuff in my freezer tonight.

How does prawn and brussels sprouts stir fry sound?  rubschin:
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Re: The all new favourite recipe thread.
« Reply #37 on: February 22, 2011, 03:10:35 PM »
The pie is developing but I thought I would use up some of the stuff in my freezer tonight.

How does prawn and brussels sprouts stir fry sound?  rubschin:

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Re: The all new favourite recipe thread.
« Reply #38 on: February 22, 2011, 03:11:33 PM »
Vomituous TBH
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Re: The all new favourite recipe thread.
« Reply #39 on: February 22, 2011, 05:51:37 PM »
Κατσικάκι Έκπληξη

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Σερβίρετε με μια μικρή σαλάτα και είτε ρύζι ή spuds

Απορρίψτε και πηγαίνετε στο McDonalds και στάση στο εμπορικό collapso στο δρόμο της επιστροφής.

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Re: The all new favourite recipe thread.
« Reply #40 on: February 22, 2011, 05:53:20 PM »
Κατσικάκι Έκπληξη

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Ψήνουμε σε ένα μεγάλο φούρνο μικροκυμάτων για 90 λεπτά σε Warp 9

Σερβίρετε με μια μικρή σαλάτα και είτε ρύζι ή spuds

Απορρίψτε και πηγαίνετε στο McDonalds και στάση στο εμπορικό collapso στο δρόμο της επιστροφής.

It's all Greek to me. noooo:

Suffice to say that Nick wrote it....  ::)
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Re: The all new favourite recipe thread.
« Reply #41 on: February 22, 2011, 05:54:22 PM »
It is my favourite Goat Surprise recipe  angel1
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Re: The all new favourite recipe thread.
« Reply #42 on: February 22, 2011, 05:57:30 PM »
Πάρτε μια φανταστική γάτα. Το σκοτώστε, το καθαρίστε και το μαγειρεψτε. Το βαρίδι είναι ο θείος σας.

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Re: The all new favourite recipe thread.
« Reply #43 on: February 22, 2011, 06:02:12 PM »
Κατσικάκι Έκπληξη

Πάρτε μία κατσίκα. Ξεκοιλιάζω αυτό (προσεκτικά παρόμοια) και βγάλτε τα κέρατα και οπλές. Απορρίψτε το τομάρι.

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Ψήνουμε σε ένα μεγάλο φούρνο μικροκυμάτων για 90 λεπτά σε Warp 9

Σερβίρετε με μια μικρή σαλάτα και είτε ρύζι ή spuds

Απορρίψτε και πηγαίνετε στο McDonalds και στάση στο εμπορικό collapso στο δρόμο της επιστροφής.

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Goatling Surprise
Take a goat. [Xekoiliazo] this (carefully similarly) and you remove the horns and hoofs. Reject the skin. Fill with figs and [Papanikolaoy] externally with oil (oil will make) We thinly cook in a big oven of microwaves for 90 in Warp 9 Serve with a small salad and or rice or spuds Reject and go to McDonalds and attitude in commercial collapso to the street of return.

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Re: The all new favourite recipe thread.
« Reply #44 on: February 22, 2011, 06:03:38 PM »
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