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The all new Nick visits Miss C (preparations and precautions) thread
« on: February 14, 2011, 10:09:31 AM »
I have a dongle and a spanner  angel1
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Re: The all new Nick visits Miss C (preparations and precautions) thread
« Reply #1 on: February 14, 2011, 10:10:30 AM »
Miss C will also have a spanner soon so it seems  lol:
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Re: The all new Nick visits Miss C (preparations and precautions) thread
« Reply #2 on: February 14, 2011, 10:11:02 AM »
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Re: The all new Nick visits Miss C (preparations and precautions) thread
« Reply #3 on: February 14, 2011, 10:23:16 AM »
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Re: The all new Nick visits Miss C (preparations and precautions) thread
« Reply #4 on: February 14, 2011, 11:09:18 AM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on February 14, 2011, 10:10:30 AM
Miss C will also have a spanner soon so it seems  lol:


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Re: The all new Nick visits Miss C (preparations and precautions) thread
« Reply #5 on: February 14, 2011, 11:35:23 AM »
Thank The Lord Wenchy isn't around .... Ape shit wouldn't describe the reaction.
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Re: The all new Nick visits Miss C (preparations and precautions) thread
« Reply #6 on: February 14, 2011, 11:38:36 AM »
Quote from: Snoopy on February 14, 2011, 11:35:23 AM
Thank The Lord Wenchy isn't around .... Ape shit wouldn't describe the reaction.

Does she have a phobia about men in carrot costumes as well?
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Re: The all new Nick visits Miss C (preparations and precautions) thread
« Reply #7 on: February 14, 2011, 12:07:23 PM »
Oooo an 'all new' VP where the fook have I left it memory game game....

Today I went to the shops and lost...

A dongle.
A scarf.
A pair of specs.
A spanner
Tipsy's camera/keys/son/ nail varnish

And a
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Re: The all new Nick visits Miss C (preparations and precautions) thread
« Reply #8 on: February 14, 2011, 12:10:44 PM »
Was that my scarf? My cashmere scarf  cussing:
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Re: The all new Nick visits Miss C (preparations and precautions) thread
« Reply #9 on: February 14, 2011, 05:20:09 PM »
Oh yes but it is only in my memory.  Will you be bringing some herring?
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Re: The all new Nick visits Miss C (preparations and precautions) thread
« Reply #10 on: February 14, 2011, 05:24:51 PM »
Yes. I shall age it first
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Re: The all new Nick visits Miss C (preparations and precautions) thread
« Reply #11 on: February 14, 2011, 05:56:59 PM »
How on earth do you age a herring?  Is it a bit like dendrochronology only herringroechonology?

Pay attention to the pun at the back!
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Re: The all new Nick visits Miss C (preparations and precautions) thread
« Reply #12 on: February 14, 2011, 06:03:18 PM »
Easy

1. Buy one herring
2. Leave it a warm place for 2-3 weeks
3. Conceal it
4. Hide it a house you are going to
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Re: The all new Nick visits Miss C (preparations and precautions) thread
« Reply #13 on: February 14, 2011, 10:58:49 PM »
Quote from: Miss Creant on February 14, 2011, 05:56:59 PM
How on earth do you age a herring? 

Well News of an imminent visit by Nick tends to give people grey hairs..  whistle:
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