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Re: The Census ~ 2011
« Reply #15 on: March 08, 2011, 02:05:25 PM »
I may do mine online  whistle: whistle:
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« Reply #16 on: March 08, 2011, 03:05:15 PM »
Is self employed butcher bad and wrong? In conjunction with "werk from home"?  scared2:
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Re: The Census ~ 2011
« Reply #17 on: March 08, 2011, 03:16:33 PM »
So you are a agoraphobic self harmer then ?
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Re: The Census ~ 2011
« Reply #18 on: March 08, 2011, 03:26:18 PM »
Jim does the butchering, but there is no box for him on the census  noooo:

Why is that then?
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Re: The Census ~ 2011
« Reply #19 on: March 08, 2011, 06:57:17 PM »
Why make stuff up Nick, just put in that you are a walking disaster area living with an imaginary cat and see the reaction you get.  lol:
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Re: The Census ~ 2011
« Reply #20 on: March 08, 2011, 08:56:12 PM »
I dont know what I am doing on the 27th so I filled it in tonight.   redface:
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« Reply #21 on: March 08, 2011, 08:58:54 PM »
I doubt you know what you are doing tonight  noooo:
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Re: The Census ~ 2011
« Reply #22 on: March 09, 2011, 01:32:12 PM »
Ours arrived today....let the fun commence.
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Re: The Census ~ 2011
« Reply #23 on: March 09, 2011, 01:41:23 PM »
Done it online yesterday.

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Re: The Census ~ 2011
« Reply #24 on: March 09, 2011, 06:25:26 PM »
Done it online yesterday.

"Please complete your census questionnaire on 27 March 2011, or as soon as possible afterwards"
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Re: The Census ~ 2011
« Reply #25 on: March 09, 2011, 06:29:47 PM »
Moi aussi. Off you go Unc!
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Re: The Census ~ 2011
« Reply #26 on: March 09, 2011, 06:36:46 PM »
Just looked at the first question.

Please define "usually" as in "Who usually lives here?"

Now where do my children usually live?

Sunday and Monday night they're at their mum's. Other nights here. After school Tuesdays through to Friday they go to Mum then here. Saturday and half of Sunday here. I shall have to consult with the ex.   rubschin:


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Re: The Census ~ 2011
« Reply #27 on: March 09, 2011, 06:43:36 PM »
You could mention Latvian au pair twins  eyes:
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Re: The Census ~ 2011
« Reply #28 on: March 09, 2011, 06:57:57 PM »
That'll be the 2011 Fantasy Census then.

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