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Twitchy Eye
« on: February 28, 2011, 03:52:45 PM »
I've had a twitchy eye all day - it is driving me mad...  cussing:

Any cures... apart from booze which I am administering at the moment...?  whistle:
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Re: Twitchy Eye
« Reply #1 on: February 28, 2011, 03:56:22 PM »
Quote from: Barman on February 28, 2011, 03:52:45 PM
I've had a twitchy eye all day - it is driving me mad...  cussing:

Any cures... apart from booze which I am administering at the moment...?  whistle:

Nick swears by garlic drops.
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Re: Twitchy Eye
« Reply #2 on: February 28, 2011, 03:58:57 PM »
Quote from: Darwins Selection on February 28, 2011, 03:56:22 PM
Quote from: Barman on February 28, 2011, 03:52:45 PM
I've had a twitchy eye all day - it is driving me mad...  cussing:

Any cures... apart from booze which I am administering at the moment...?  whistle:

Nick swears by garlic drops.

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As in "OH FUCK - MY EYES, MY EYES!"  rubschin:
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Re: Twitchy Eye
« Reply #3 on: February 28, 2011, 04:00:01 PM »
Stop winking at wimmin then. LL could give you a clout, like.

Oh, I spect she already has  noooo:
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Re: Twitchy Eye
« Reply #4 on: February 28, 2011, 04:57:43 PM »
Quote from: Barman on February 28, 2011, 03:52:45 PM
I've had a twitchy eye all day - it is driving me mad...  cussing:

Any cures... apart from booze which I am administering at the moment...?  whistle:

Overdoing the Robert Newton impersonations again?

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Re: Twitchy Eye
« Reply #5 on: February 28, 2011, 05:26:01 PM »
Quote from: Snoopy on February 28, 2011, 04:57:43 PM
Quote from: Barman on February 28, 2011, 03:52:45 PM
I've had a twitchy eye all day - it is driving me mad...  cussing:

Any cures... apart from booze which I am administering at the moment...?  whistle:

Overdoing the Robert Newton impersonations again?



With a wooden shin?
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Re: Twitchy Eye
« Reply #6 on: February 28, 2011, 05:26:54 PM »
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Re: Twitchy Eye
« Reply #7 on: February 28, 2011, 05:35:45 PM »
Quote from: Barman on February 28, 2011, 03:52:45 PM
I've had a twitchy eye all day - it is driving me mad...  cussing:

Any cures... apart from booze which I am administering at the moment...?  whistle:

I get that some times. Feels like huge twitches but if you look in the mirror it's hardly noticeable. You have my sympathy, not much of it just a little.
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Re: Twitchy Eye
« Reply #8 on: February 28, 2011, 05:48:04 PM »
Quote from: Miss Creant on February 28, 2011, 05:35:45 PM
Quote from: Barman on February 28, 2011, 03:52:45 PM
I've had a twitchy eye all day - it is driving me mad...  cussing:

Any cures... apart from booze which I am administering at the moment...?  whistle:

I get that some times. Feels like huge twitches but if you look in the mirror it's hardly noticeable. You have my sympathy, not much of it just a little.

It is still going!  cussing:
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Re: Twitchy Eye
« Reply #9 on: February 28, 2011, 05:51:31 PM »
Don't do it near LL or more clouting will occur  point:

She may think you are over-frisky like

ANd she is in no condition to respond, because of the babby  cloud9:
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Re: Twitchy Eye
« Reply #10 on: February 28, 2011, 05:52:03 PM »
Quote from: Nick on February 28, 2011, 05:51:31 PM
Don't do it near LL or more clouting will occur  point:

She may think you are over-frisky like

ANd she is in no condition to respond, because of the babby  cloud9:

Feck off!  cussing:
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Re: Twitchy Eye
« Reply #11 on: February 28, 2011, 09:37:32 PM »
[serious]could be lack of vitamin B12. Might need some B12 shots over a few weeks and a blood test [serious]
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Re: Twitchy Eye
« Reply #12 on: February 28, 2011, 09:47:59 PM »
Quote from: Pirate on February 28, 2011, 09:37:32 PM
[serious]could be lack of vitamin B12. Might need some B12 shots over a few weeks and a blood test [serious]

 rubschin:

Not just collapso then...?
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Re: Twitchy Eye
« Reply #13 on: February 28, 2011, 09:49:46 PM »
OOh no, collapso is full of vits, you just have to have lots and lots of it to feel the benefit, like

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Re: Twitchy Eye
« Reply #14 on: February 28, 2011, 09:51:16 PM »
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