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Offline Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)

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Re: What devices would you like to see invented ?
« Reply #15 on: March 04, 2011, 10:07:55 AM »
Umm irritating but not that irritating.
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Re: What devices would you like to see invented ?
« Reply #16 on: March 04, 2011, 10:11:37 AM »

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UFzcz86gRtQ&feature=related

Not sure they would get away with this any more. eeek:
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Offline Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)

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Re: What devices would you like to see invented ?
« Reply #17 on: March 04, 2011, 10:13:13 AM »
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Re: What devices would you like to see invented ?
« Reply #18 on: March 04, 2011, 10:20:30 AM »
Once again, Apple have put in a lot of effort and come out with something even thinner and lighter than before.



Steve Jobs ..............
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Re: What devices would you like to see invented ?
« Reply #19 on: March 04, 2011, 10:29:54 AM »
Meanwhile back on topic ... I would like a ray gun with which I could destroy all ugly people. They don't need to be physically ugly ... just those I personally find repellent.
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Re: What devices would you like to see invented ?
« Reply #20 on: March 04, 2011, 11:07:27 AM »
 scared2: Physcho Alert... Physcho Alert
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Re: What devices would you like to see invented ?
« Reply #21 on: March 04, 2011, 11:08:18 AM »
Mmm that could come in useful  rubschin:
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Re: What devices would you like to see invented ?
« Reply #22 on: March 04, 2011, 11:12:25 AM »
Christus...there's two of em...we're doomed...
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Re: What devices would you like to see invented ?
« Reply #23 on: March 04, 2011, 11:15:24 AM »
No you doughnut ...I meant your suggestion - a psycho alert device  lol:

Best we don't look at producing a paranoia testing kit  ;)
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Re: What devices would you like to see invented ?
« Reply #24 on: March 04, 2011, 11:49:33 AM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on March 04, 2011, 11:15:24 AM
Best we don't look at producing a paranoia testing kit  ;)

I think the CIA are already using one on me.  scared2:
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Re: What devices would you like to see invented ?
« Reply #25 on: March 04, 2011, 02:22:44 PM »
I want a bionic prehensile tail
« Last Edit: March 04, 2011, 02:28:12 PM by Nick »
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Re: What devices would you like to see invented ?
« Reply #26 on: March 04, 2011, 02:28:30 PM »
 
Quote from: Nick on March 04, 2011, 02:22:44 PM
I want a bionic prehensile tale

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A bionic prehensile tail I could understand but .........?



Too slow  point:
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Re: What devices would you like to see invented ?
« Reply #27 on: March 04, 2011, 02:29:43 PM »
Lapse of concentration  redface:
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Re: What devices would you like to see invented ?
« Reply #28 on: March 04, 2011, 02:35:31 PM »
Quote from: Snoopy on March 04, 2011, 02:28:30 PM
Quote from: Nick on March 04, 2011, 02:22:44 PM
I want a bionic prehensile tale

eeek:

A bionic prehensile tail I could understand but .........?



Too slow  point:

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Re: What devices would you like to see invented ?
« Reply #29 on: March 04, 2011, 03:08:26 PM »
Quote from: Snoopy on March 04, 2011, 09:15:57 AM
Elder daughter is on £35k pa, her husband earns £30k and the grandchild's father pays £200 a month in maintenance ... trust me ~ she can afford it. Costs her £15 a week (which, as she points out, is roughly the same as her Family Allowance). Lady that does the ironing for her has several kids and prefers to be at home with them rather than pay someone to look after them whilst she go out to work ..... £15 cash from 20+ customers is a nice little earner that she, presumably, fails to declare to the Revenue.

As for fabric technology ~ have you never heard of Bri-nylon?  Shirts that never needed ironing ~ my ex bought me some when they were all the rage. Terrible things  noooo:

A cousin of Saddlers ex-wife was a stay at home mother of 2 young boys, to earn som pin money (husband had a very good job) she started ironing for other people. It went so well she now emplys 5 women to do the ironing, she just collects & delivers.
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