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Good news and bad news
« on: March 06, 2011, 04:29:38 PM »
We have all experienced this.

For example, my cousins yesterday (the married ones) told me that my second cousin Susan (two years younger than me) had, as a teenager "really had the hots for me"  eyes: I never knew  eeek:

Then I checked something. Yes, they said, the SUsan who was blind from birth  evil:
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Re: Good news and bad news
« Reply #1 on: March 06, 2011, 05:02:52 PM »
But I don't have any blind second cousins. noooo:

I did (in my early teens) have the serious hots for one cousin of mine luckily he was a bloke and not blind.

Only ever met him a couple of times the last time was at his mothers 70th birthday bash about 7 years ago.  He was then in his late forties and still he managed to reduce me to a gibbering wreck. Drool: Drool: redface:
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Re: Good news and bad news
« Reply #2 on: March 06, 2011, 05:11:31 PM »
Quote from: Nick on March 06, 2011, 04:29:38 PM
We have all experienced this.

For example, my cousins yesterday (the married ones) told me that my second cousin Susan (two years younger than me) had, as a teenager "really had the hots for me"  eyes: I never knew  eeek:

Then I checked something. Yes, they said, the SUsan who was blind from birth  evil:

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Re: Good news and bad news
« Reply #3 on: March 07, 2011, 12:41:57 PM »
The garage man calls. "I have found the fault!"

Excellent. WHen shall I come and pick up the car?

"Wednesday"  cussing:
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Re: Good news and bad news
« Reply #4 on: March 07, 2011, 12:56:46 PM »
Just went into the kitchen and saw that the Corsa has been returned, all neatly parked in the back garden  .... Finally found keys had been put in the letter box.

And the bad news? ....... The bill will follow in a few days.


Oh ~ and obviously the back door bell batteries need changing.
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Re: Good news and bad news
« Reply #5 on: March 07, 2011, 01:29:06 PM »
My sister has lent me her car  cloud9:

On condition I go with her to see The King's Speech later  evil:
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Re: Good news and bad news
« Reply #6 on: March 07, 2011, 02:44:46 PM »
W w w w what c c c c c could p p p possibly g g g g go w w w w w wrong?
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Re: Good news and bad news
« Reply #7 on: March 07, 2011, 03:11:33 PM »
Quote from: Nick on March 07, 2011, 01:29:06 PM
My sister has lent me her car  cloud9:

On condition I go with her to see The King's Speech later  evil:

Don't hesitate...do it
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Re: Good news and bad news
« Reply #8 on: March 07, 2011, 03:50:38 PM »
Fords haven't got the part in stock.  cussing: Car undriveable till Wednesday  cussing:

My sister wants her car back tonight now  cussing: cussing: cussing:

Charges progressing towards £250  cussing: cussing: cussing:
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Re: Good news and bad news
« Reply #9 on: March 07, 2011, 04:21:42 PM »
Quote from: Nick on March 07, 2011, 03:50:38 PM
Fords haven't got the part in stock.  cussing: Car undriveable till Wednesday  cussing:

My sister wants her car back tonight now  cussing: cussing: cussing:

Charges progressing towards £250  cussing: cussing: cussing:

I feel a "I told you so" coming on....  whistle:
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Re: Good news and bad news
« Reply #10 on: March 07, 2011, 04:39:34 PM »
 shutup:
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Re: Good news and bad news
« Reply #11 on: March 07, 2011, 05:09:40 PM »
Quote from: Snoopy on March 07, 2011, 04:39:34 PM
shutup:

That tape won't last Snoopy....  noooo:
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Re: Good news and bad news
« Reply #12 on: March 07, 2011, 08:19:44 PM »
And next week it goes in for a service  cussing:
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Re: Good news and bad news
« Reply #13 on: March 07, 2011, 08:37:15 PM »
Doh... 

Get the service done now, while they are waiting for the parts, you idiot...

God...if one could only bottle and sell common sense...
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Re: Good news and bad news
« Reply #14 on: March 07, 2011, 08:40:06 PM »
Quote from: Nick on March 07, 2011, 08:19:44 PM
And next week it goes in for a service  cussing:

Double its value!  point:
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