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Re: TMR's all new "Tales from the Underworld" thread
« Reply #1006 on: July 03, 2013, 04:04:34 PM »
^^^Wot Mr Terminator said^^^ happy100



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Re: TMR's all new "Tales from the Underworld" thread
« Reply #1008 on: July 05, 2013, 05:56:17 PM »
"FOD" (Foreign object debris) is obviously a problem at airports - it can get sucked up and damage engines or damage tyres etc.

Some of this FOD comes from (falls out of) the vehicles we drive - plastic bottles,  McD cartons etc.

So, our H&S twat has now decreed that we can no longer eat or drink when we are "out". And we can be "out" for 6 hours. In this mad heat.

Good move. Cnut.

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Re: TMR's all new "Tales from the Underworld" thread
« Reply #1009 on: July 05, 2013, 06:01:52 PM »
Keeeeeeelllllllllllll him

Where  has the Health bit of his remit gone?

http://www.hse.gov.uk/pubns/indg450.pdf
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Re: TMR's all new "Tales from the Underworld" thread
« Reply #1010 on: July 05, 2013, 06:21:16 PM »
All he cares about is not damaging planes and our "image". If a load of our boys get pulled by Airfield Ops for having FOD in their vehicles then it's the image he is worried about.  Forget the fact that one of boys collapsed today towards the end of his 4th 13 hour shift - to him it doesn't matter;  no plane was danaged. And again, this bloke had to make his own way to hospital to get stitched up. And will have hours deducted.

Insane.

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Re: TMR's all new "Tales from the Underworld" thread
« Reply #1011 on: July 05, 2013, 06:23:44 PM »
There is a complaint linky on page 3. whistle:
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Re: TMR's all new "Tales from the Underworld" thread
« Reply #1012 on: July 05, 2013, 06:47:22 PM »
Thanks Nick - I might not be there for long, mind, after a little faux pas today :-

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Re: TMR's all new "Tales from the Underworld" thread
« Reply #1013 on: July 05, 2013, 06:48:55 PM »
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Re: TMR's all new "Tales from the Underworld" thread
« Reply #1014 on: July 05, 2013, 08:11:31 PM »
"FOD" (Foreign object debris) is obviously a problem at airports - it can get sucked up and damage engines or damage tyres etc.

Some of this FOD comes from (falls out of) the vehicles we drive - plastic bottles,  McD cartons etc.

So, our H&S twat has now decreed that we can no longer eat or drink when we are "out". And we can be "out" for 6 hours. In this mad heat.

Good move. Cnut.

I know I've said it before, but there is something very very wrong with the culture there  noooo:


I could have saved a life that day,
But I chose to look the other way.
It wasn’t that I didn’t care;
I had the time, and I was there.

But I didn’t want to seem a fool,
Or argue over a safety rule.
I knew he’d done the job before;
If I spoke up he might get sore.

The chances didn’t seem that bad;
I’d done the same, he knew I had.
So I shook my head and walked by;
He knew the risks as well as I.

He took the chance, I closed an eye;
And with that act, I let him die.
I could have saved a life that day,
But I chose to look the other way.

Now every time I see his wife,
I know I should have saved his life.
That guilt is something I must bear;
But isn’t’ something you need to share.

If you see a risk that others take
That puts their health or life at stake,
The question asked or thing you say;
Could help them live another day.

If you see a risk and walk away,
Then hope you never have to say,
“I could have saved a life that day,
But I chose to look the other way.”
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Re: TMR's all new "Tales from the Underworld" thread
« Reply #1015 on: July 14, 2013, 07:11:57 PM »
So the new shift pattern designed by the fat porridge wog "isn't working as expected". No shit Sherlock.

Accidents have increased and still the planes are going late too often.

A new proposal is being considered - 3 days on, 3 days off.  13 hour shifts.  As we suggested. ..

Perfick ;D

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Re: TMR's all new "Tales from the Underworld" thread
« Reply #1016 on: July 14, 2013, 08:28:32 PM »
So the new shift pattern designed by the fat porridge wog "isn't working as expected". No shit Sherlock.

Accidents have increased and still the planes are going late too often.

A new proposal is being considered - 3 days on, 3 days off.  13 hour shifts.  As we suggested. ..

Perfick ;D
Porridge Wogs......what do you expect?  noooo: noooo:

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Re: TMR's all new "Tales from the Underworld" thread
« Reply #1017 on: July 14, 2013, 08:44:08 PM »
So the new shift pattern designed by the fat porridge wog "isn't working as expected". No shit Sherlock.

Accidents have increased and still the planes are going late too often.

A new proposal is being considered - 3 days on, 3 days off.  13 hour shifts.  As we suggested. ..

Perfick ;D
Porridge Wogs......what do you expect?  noooo: noooo:

 evil: evil: evil:
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Re: TMR's all new "Tales from the Underworld" thread
« Reply #1018 on: July 14, 2013, 08:49:00 PM »
So the new shift pattern designed by the fat porridge wog "isn't working as expected". No shit Sherlock.

Accidents have increased and still the planes are going late too often.

A new proposal is being considered - 3 days on, 3 days off.  13 hour shifts.  As we suggested. ..

Perfick ;D
Porridge Wogs......what do you expect?  noooo: noooo:

 evil: evil: evil:

Wass your problem?

So called 'blokes' wear skirts.....how can they make 'man decisions'  when they cross-dress?  Shrugs:

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Re: TMR's all new "Tales from the Underworld" thread
« Reply #1019 on: July 14, 2013, 08:54:02 PM »
So the new shift pattern designed by the fat porridge wog "isn't working as expected". No shit Sherlock.

Accidents have increased and still the planes are going late too often.

A new proposal is being considered - 3 days on, 3 days off.  13 hour shifts.  As we suggested. ..

Perfick ;D
Porridge Wogs......what do you expect?  noooo: noooo:

 evil: evil: evil:

Wass your problem?

So called 'blokes' wear skirts.....how can they make 'man decisions'  when they cross-dress?  Shrugs:

Go to Glasgow on a Saturday night say that you will find out ... lol: lol: lol:
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