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Re: TMR's all new "Tales from the Underworld" thread
« Reply #121 on: March 31, 2011, 02:40:11 PM »
No security pass, so no work. Bored  cry:

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Re: TMR's all new "Tales from the Underworld" thread
« Reply #122 on: March 31, 2011, 02:43:55 PM »
His and hers bags??
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Re: TMR's all new "Tales from the Underworld" thread
« Reply #123 on: March 31, 2011, 03:08:50 PM »
His and hers bags??

Ah, yes. It is quite obvious when "his and hers" bags are on board. So you simply put "hers" (the larger of the two, obviously) on the belt straight away. And then "his" very last. Guaranteed to cause arguments  8)

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Re: TMR's all new "Tales from the Underworld" thread
« Reply #124 on: March 31, 2011, 03:28:47 PM »
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Re: TMR's all new "Tales from the Underworld" thread
« Reply #125 on: April 05, 2011, 12:52:37 PM »
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Re: TMR's all new "Tales from the Underworld" thread
« Reply #126 on: April 05, 2011, 12:54:11 PM »
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Re: TMR's all new "Tales from the Underworld" thread
« Reply #127 on: April 05, 2011, 12:56:02 PM »
What are you implying, Nicholas ;-)

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Re: TMR's all new "Tales from the Underworld" thread
« Reply #128 on: April 05, 2011, 12:57:15 PM »
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Re: TMR's all new "Tales from the Underworld" thread
« Reply #129 on: April 05, 2011, 01:01:38 PM »
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Re: TMR's all new "Tales from the Underworld" thread
« Reply #130 on: April 06, 2011, 02:54:30 AM »
Well, tonight I saw someone from one of the other handling agents lose his job. An A319 for us came in and had to wait a couple of minutes of the taxiway whilst we were waiting for one of our lot to turn up and turn on the laser-guided thingy that tells the pilot when to stop, so that the passenfer jetty can reach the plane. While the plane was on the taxiway, a driver towing a baggage cart sat patiently waiting for the plane to finish parking. Our chap arrived and turned the laser guiding thingy on and the plane then powered up and started to pull in. Inexplicable, this chap from the "other" place then decided it would be a good time to go for it and shot past in front of the plane. Luckily the pilot saw him and stamped on the brakes - the nose of the plane visibly dipped. I'd estimate he missed the baggage cart by no more than 3 feet. If if had collided, I think it would have taken the front landing gear out. And the chap from the "other" handling place did it right in front of the Gatwick runway police. He was stopped a 100 yards down the service road. Masses of 4x4s arrived and he disappeared in the back of one of them. What on earth was he thinking?! Even some of the hardened crew I work with said they had never seen anything so stupid. He will be charged - at the very least - with endagering the lives of those on board. Wuckfit.

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Re: TMR's all new "Tales from the Underworld" thread
« Reply #131 on: April 06, 2011, 05:12:01 AM »
Well, tonight I saw someone from one of the other handling agents lose his job. An A319 for us came in and had to wait a couple of minutes of the taxiway whilst we were waiting for one of our lot to turn up and turn on the laser-guided thingy that tells the pilot when to stop, so that the passenfer jetty can reach the plane. While the plane was on the taxiway, a driver towing a baggage cart sat patiently waiting for the plane to finish parking. Our chap arrived and turned the laser guiding thingy on and the plane then powered up and started to pull in. Inexplicable, this chap from the "other" place then decided it would be a good time to go for it and shot past in front of the plane. Luckily the pilot saw him and stamped on the brakes - the nose of the plane visibly dipped. I'd estimate he missed the baggage cart by no more than 3 feet. If if had collided, I think it would have taken the front landing gear out. And the chap from the "other" handling place did it right in front of the Gatwick runway police. He was stopped a 100 yards down the service road. Masses of 4x4s arrived and he disappeared in the back of one of them. What on earth was he thinking?! Even some of the hardened crew I work with said they had never seen anything so stupid. He will be charged - at the very least - with endagering the lives of those on board. Wuckfit.

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Re: TMR's all new "Tales from the Underworld" thread
« Reply #132 on: April 08, 2011, 02:29:22 AM »
It's already starting to get busier - the holiday season is upon us. Lots of "big" planes coming in late at night/early morning from Sharm-el-Sheikh, Hurghada, Alicante etc. Oh, and I nearly ran over a deer on the A23. The deliquent doe just stared at me as nearly two tons of Lexus bore down on her at 70mph...

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Re: TMR's all new "Tales from the Underworld" thread
« Reply #133 on: April 15, 2011, 02:33:52 PM »
Airport is packed today. Why can't foreigners queue properly?

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Re: TMR's all new "Tales from the Underworld" thread
« Reply #134 on: April 15, 2011, 02:35:55 PM »
Cos they are defective  noooo:
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