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Re: TMR's all new "Tales from the Underworld" thread
« Reply #1260 on: August 16, 2014, 05:34:39 PM »
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Re: TMR's all new "Tales from the Underworld" thread
« Reply #1261 on: August 16, 2014, 05:36:06 PM »
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Re: TMR's all new "Tales from the Underworld" thread
« Reply #1262 on: August 16, 2014, 05:38:38 PM »
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Re: TMR's all new "Tales from the Underworld" thread
« Reply #1263 on: August 16, 2014, 06:10:22 PM »
Quote from: The Moan Ranger (Orderer of the Youngs) on August 16, 2014, 05:31:26 PM
Your baggage tag has a three letter code on it denoting the destination - i.e. "PFO" is Paphos.

One of the noobies asked me where "BRI" is - so I said Brighton. "Oh" he replied and wandered off. An hour later he wandered up to me and asked "why fly to Brighton, it's only half an hour to drive there?"

"Some people just like flying" I replied.

"Yeah, suppose..." was his thoughtful response.

He lives in Haywards Heath.

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Re: TMR's all new "Tales from the Underworld" thread
« Reply #1264 on: August 16, 2014, 06:58:26 PM »
Quote from: The Moan Ranger (Orderer of the Youngs) on August 16, 2014, 05:31:26 PM
Your baggage tag has a three letter code on it denoting the destination - i.e. "PFO" is Paphos.

One of the noobies asked me where "BRI" is - so I said Brighton. "Oh" he replied and wandered off. An hour later he wandered up to me and asked "why fly to Brighton, it's only half an hour to drive there?"

"Some people just like flying" I replied.

"Yeah, suppose..." was his thoughtful response.

He lives in Haywards Heath.

 noooo: noooo: noooo:

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Re: TMR's all new "Tales from the Underworld" thread
« Reply #1265 on: August 24, 2014, 07:51:54 PM »
Today was injury day. First a finger came off second best in a Samsonite sandwich and then - in rather spectular fashion - a smaller bag flew down the chute, skimmed another bag that acted as a launch pad, became airborne and only came to a halt when it hit me straight in the mouth. Got lips like Jagger now
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Re: TMR's all new "Tales from the Underworld" thread
« Reply #1266 on: August 24, 2014, 07:57:13 PM »
Quote from: The Moan Ranger (Orderer of the Youngs) on August 24, 2014, 07:51:54 PM
Today was injury day. First a finger came off second best in a Samsonite sandwich and then - in rather spectular fashion - a smaller bag flew down the chute, skimmed another bag that acted as a launch pad, became airborne and only came to a halt when it hit me straight in the mouth. Got lips like Jagger now

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Re: TMR's all new "Tales from the Underworld" thread
« Reply #1267 on: August 25, 2014, 05:44:25 AM »
Quote from: The Moan Ranger (Orderer of the Youngs) on August 24, 2014, 07:51:54 PM
Today was injury day. First a finger came off second best in a Samsonite sandwich and then - in rather spectular fashion - a smaller bag flew down the chute, skimmed another bag that acted as a launch pad, became airborne and only came to a halt when it hit me straight in the mouth. Got lips like Jagger now

Serves you right.... chucking bags around all over like playthings....   lol:

You and your bag-monkey mates have ruined SiL's case on the trip out here...  noooo:
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Re: TMR's all new "Tales from the Underworld" thread
« Reply #1268 on: August 25, 2014, 02:55:28 PM »
Quote from: Barman on August 25, 2014, 05:44:25 AM
Quote from: The Moan Ranger (Orderer of the Youngs) on August 24, 2014, 07:51:54 PM
Today was injury day. First a finger came off second best in a Samsonite sandwich and then - in rather spectular fashion - a smaller bag flew down the chute, skimmed another bag that acted as a launch pad, became airborne and only came to a halt when it hit me straight in the mouth. Got lips like Jagger now

Serves you right.... chucking bags around all over like playthings....   lol:

You and your bag-monkey mates have ruined SiL's case on the trip out here...  noooo:

Where did she fly from and with which airline?
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Re: TMR's all new "Tales from the Underworld" thread
« Reply #1269 on: August 25, 2014, 05:56:32 PM »
Quote from: The Moan Ranger (Orderer of the Youngs) on August 25, 2014, 02:55:28 PM
Quote from: Barman on August 25, 2014, 05:44:25 AM
Quote from: The Moan Ranger (Orderer of the Youngs) on August 24, 2014, 07:51:54 PM
Today was injury day. First a finger came off second best in a Samsonite sandwich and then - in rather spectular fashion - a smaller bag flew down the chute, skimmed another bag that acted as a launch pad, became airborne and only came to a halt when it hit me straight in the mouth. Got lips like Jagger now

Serves you right.... chucking bags around all over like playthings....   lol:

You and your bag-monkey mates have ruined SiL's case on the trip out here...  noooo:

Where did she fly from and with which airline?

EasyJet from Gatwick.... ::)
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Re: TMR's all new "Tales from the Underworld" thread
« Reply #1270 on: August 25, 2014, 06:07:18 PM »
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Re: TMR's all new "Tales from the Underworld" thread
« Reply #1271 on: August 25, 2014, 08:50:14 PM »
Quote from: Barman on August 25, 2014, 05:56:32 PM
Quote from: The Moan Ranger (Orderer of the Youngs) on August 25, 2014, 02:55:28 PM
Quote from: Barman on August 25, 2014, 05:44:25 AM
Quote from: The Moan Ranger (Orderer of the Youngs) on August 24, 2014, 07:51:54 PM
Today was injury day. First a finger came off second best in a Samsonite sandwich and then - in rather spectular fashion - a smaller bag flew down the chute, skimmed another bag that acted as a launch pad, became airborne and only came to a halt when it hit me straight in the mouth. Got lips like Jagger now

Serves you right.... chucking bags around all over like playthings....   lol:

You and your bag-monkey mates have ruined SiL's case on the trip out here...  noooo:

Where did she fly from and with which airline?

EasyJet from Gatwick.... ::)

Check it for the imprint of tiny teeth and huge lips.  whistle:
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Re: TMR's all new "Tales from the Underworld" thread
« Reply #1272 on: August 26, 2014, 05:30:15 AM »
Quote from: Darwins Selection on August 25, 2014, 08:50:14 PM
Quote from: Barman on August 25, 2014, 05:56:32 PM
Quote from: The Moan Ranger (Orderer of the Youngs) on August 25, 2014, 02:55:28 PM
Quote from: Barman on August 25, 2014, 05:44:25 AM
Quote from: The Moan Ranger (Orderer of the Youngs) on August 24, 2014, 07:51:54 PM
Today was injury day. First a finger came off second best in a Samsonite sandwich and then - in rather spectular fashion - a smaller bag flew down the chute, skimmed another bag that acted as a launch pad, became airborne and only came to a halt when it hit me straight in the mouth. Got lips like Jagger now

Serves you right.... chucking bags around all over like playthings....   lol:

You and your bag-monkey mates have ruined SiL's case on the trip out here...  noooo:

Where did she fly from and with which airline?

EasyJet from Gatwick.... ::)

Check it for the imprint of tiny teeth and huge lips.  whistle:

 lol: lol: lol:
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Re: TMR's all new "Tales from the Underworld" thread
« Reply #1273 on: August 26, 2014, 08:10:52 AM »
Was it badly mangled?
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Re: TMR's all new "Tales from the Underworld" thread
« Reply #1274 on: August 26, 2014, 08:41:01 AM »
Quote from: The Moan Ranger (Orderer of the Youngs) on August 26, 2014, 08:10:52 AM
Was it badly mangled?

I thought you always looked like that  rubschin:
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