TMR's all new "Tales from the Underworld" thread

[Snoopy]

Airport is packed today. Why can't foreigners queue properly?

Queuing is a uniquely British thing. Foreigners of every hue elbow and jostle.

See pictures and news reels of queues of people waiting patiently to buy food when rationing applied during and after the war and compare that with films of the fighting for food rations wherever charities set up distribution.

[Miss Demeanour]

Will you be there Saturday 4th June TMR .......(afternoon) . I believe I owe you a Young's 

[Pirate]

My ex just landed at Gatwick...MON6947 2125hrs...Wonder if TMR is handling the baggage

[Miss Demeanour]

I think you are still handling that baggage 

[Pirate]

Nah...just good friends is all. We started off as good friends...got married, didn't work...good friends again...I've been staying at hers for a week dog sitting...she'll be back later and I go back to mine...simples

[apc2010]

I think you are still handling that baggage 

 

[Miss Demeanour]

Nah...just good friends is all. We started off as good friends...got married, didn't work...good friends again...I've been staying at hers for a week dog sitting...she'll be back later and I go back to mine...simples

Very grown up and civilized   

[Pirate]

Yeah...It's not difficult...I'd still give her one mind...

[Just One More]

Nah...just good friends is all. We started off as good friends...got married, didn't work...good friends again...I've been staying at hers for a week dog sitting...she'll be back later and I go back to mine...simples

Very grown up and civilized   

What's he doing here then 

[The Moan Ranger]

Miss D, I'll be here from about 2pm on June 4th. Can't have a drink though - I'll be starting work at 4!

Pirate, some other motley crew "look after" Monarch flights...

[Darwins Selection]

Nah...just good friends is all. We started off as good friends...got married, didn't work...good friends again...I've been staying at hers for a week dog sitting...she'll be back later and I go back to mine...simples

Very grown up and civilized   

What's he doing here then 

I wondered that.

Perhaps it was an alternative to wearing one of those spikey things on his leg. 

[Barman]

Nah...just good friends is all. We started off as good friends...got married, didn't work...good friends again...I've been staying at hers for a week dog sitting...she'll be back later and I go back to mine...simples

Very grown up and civilized   

What's he doing here then 

I wondered that.

Perhaps it was an alternative to wearing one of those spikey things on his leg. 

 

[Just One More]

Nah...just good friends is all. We started off as good friends...got married, didn't work...good friends again...I've been staying at hers for a week dog sitting...she'll be back later and I go back to mine...simples

Very grown up and civilized   

What's he doing here then 

I wondered that.

Perhaps it was an alternative to wearing one of those spikey things on his leg. 

I remember Andy Hamilton on "Have I Got News For You" talking about those. He said they wear them as a reminder to themselves about the sacrifices Jesus made for us, and questioned, "why don't they just put a post-it on the fridge like everybody else"

    

[The Moan Ranger]

Soooo...a plane lands from Dusseldorf - I unloaded the rear hold (96 bags). Then loaded it back up (82 bags). And off it went back to Dusseldorf. Unfortunately a colleague didn't check the front hold properly and thus 15 bags went back to Dusseldorf. Ooops...

[Barman]

Soooo...a plane lands from Dusseldorf - I unloaded the rear hold (96 bags). Then loaded it back up (82 bags). And off it went back to Dusseldorf. Unfortunately a colleague didn't check the front hold properly and thus 15 bags went back to Dusseldorf. Ooops...

How could you miss 15 bags in an aircraft hold like...?