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Re: TMR's all new "Tales from the Underworld" thread
« Reply #150 on: April 21, 2011, 11:28:50 AM »
Soooo...a plane lands from Dusseldorf - I unloaded the rear hold (96 bags). Then loaded it back up (82 bags). And off it went back to Dusseldorf. Unfortunately I didn't check the front hold properly and thus 15 bags went back to Dusseldorf. Ooops...

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Re: TMR's all new "Tales from the Underworld" thread
« Reply #151 on: April 21, 2011, 11:43:54 AM »
Soooo...a plane lands from Dusseldorf - I unloaded the rear hold (96 bags). Then loaded it back up (82 bags). And off it went back to Dusseldorf. Unfortunately I didn't check the front hold properly and thus 15 bags went back to Dusseldorf. Ooops...

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Re: TMR's all new "Tales from the Underworld" thread
« Reply #152 on: April 21, 2011, 01:15:15 PM »
I refuse to say anything bad about this wonderful man. After all he may be handling my excess baggage soon  lol:
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« Reply #153 on: April 21, 2011, 01:38:01 PM »
Thank you Miss D. The others can feck off!

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Re: TMR's all new "Tales from the Underworld" thread
« Reply #154 on: April 21, 2011, 01:38:37 PM »
I refuse to say anything bad about this wonderful man. After all he may be handling my excess baggage soon  lol:


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Re: TMR's all new "Tales from the Underworld" thread
« Reply #155 on: April 21, 2011, 02:24:59 PM »
I refuse to say anything bad about this wonderful man. After all he may be handling my excess baggage soon  lol:

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Re: TMR's all new "Tales from the Underworld" thread
« Reply #156 on: April 21, 2011, 02:27:10 PM »
Oh noes she's not coming with me on the 1st trip  cloud9:
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Re: TMR's all new "Tales from the Underworld" thread
« Reply #157 on: April 21, 2011, 03:22:30 PM »
Soooo...a plane lands from Dusseldorf - I unloaded the rear hold (96 bags). Then loaded it back up (82 bags). And off it went back to Dusseldorf. Unfortunately I didn't check the front hold properly and thus 15 bags went back to Dusseldorf. Ooops...

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It is all clear now... the new boy....  noooo:

I shall elucidate for the chrome dome; the front hold has two compartments and one is easily visible with the hold door open, the other is to the left and very dark. What you are meant to do is drive a luggage belt up, then climb on the belt, turn the light on and make sure. He didn't do that - he just did a chin up and peeked in, missing the bags. So there.

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Re: TMR's all new "Tales from the Underworld" thread
« Reply #158 on: April 21, 2011, 03:25:47 PM »
You have entered an whole new world.
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Re: TMR's all new "Tales from the Underworld" thread
« Reply #159 on: April 21, 2011, 03:33:15 PM »
And fascinating it is too.  ;D



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I did understand about the holds as they haven't changed since my days at Lyneham.

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Re: TMR's all new "Tales from the Underworld" thread
« Reply #160 on: April 21, 2011, 04:00:04 PM »
Soooo...a plane lands from Dusseldorf - I unloaded the rear hold (96 bags). Then loaded it back up (82 bags). And off it went back to Dusseldorf. Unfortunately I didn't check the front hold properly and thus 15 bags went back to Dusseldorf. Ooops...

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It is all clear now... the new boy....  noooo:

I shall elucidate for the chrome dome; the front hold has two compartments and one is easily visible with the hold door open, the other is to the left and very dark. What you are meant to do is drive a luggage belt up, then climb on the belt, turn the light on and make sure. He didn't do that - he just did a chin up and peeked in, missing the bags. So there.

Couldn't be arsed to do the job properly then like...?  noooo:

I don't suppose your mates in Düsseldorf tucked the bags away in there in the knowledge that they'd be straight back and they'd have 24 hours to rummage through them...?  whistle:
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Re: TMR's all new "Tales from the Underworld" thread
« Reply #161 on: April 21, 2011, 04:01:36 PM »
He hasn't mentioned the perks yet
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Re: TMR's all new "Tales from the Underworld" thread
« Reply #162 on: April 21, 2011, 04:12:06 PM »
He hasn't mentioned the perks yet

50% off at McDonalds and 10% off at Costa. That's it. And eye candy. Lots of it  cloud9:

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Re: TMR's all new "Tales from the Underworld" thread
« Reply #163 on: April 21, 2011, 04:13:29 PM »
Any luck with the Virginettes yet?  eyes: eyes: eyes: eyes:
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Re: TMR's all new "Tales from the Underworld" thread
« Reply #164 on: April 21, 2011, 04:13:51 PM »
He hasn't mentioned the perks yet

50% off at McDonalds and 10% off at Costa. That's it. And eye candy. Lots of it  cloud9:

And a permanently bad back...
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