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Re: TMR's all new "Tales from the Underworld" thread
« Reply #180 on: April 22, 2011, 08:10:03 AM »
That's that relationship done and dusted then. Poor lass will need consoling. Get in there TMR, every cloud and all that  happy088
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Re: TMR's all new "Tales from the Underworld" thread
« Reply #181 on: May 03, 2011, 03:44:19 AM »
Saw in an A320 from Malaga about 23:30 - two armed police went on first and "escorted" a man out - I'm sure you'd go with them too when they are brandishing machine guns! Wonder what he did? Costa del Crime, or a quip about terrorists/bombs. He certainly wasn't outrageously drunk.

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Re: TMR's all new "Tales from the Underworld" thread
« Reply #182 on: May 03, 2011, 03:52:41 AM »
Saw in an A320 from Malaga about 23:30 - two armed police went on first and "escorted" a man out - I'm sure you'd go with them too when they are brandishing machine guns! Wonder what he did? Costa del Crime, or a quip about terrorists/bombs. He certainly wasn't outrageously drunk.

Was he ginger...?  rubschin:
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Re: TMR's all new "Tales from the Underworld" thread
« Reply #183 on: May 03, 2011, 03:58:20 AM »
He was gingerish, but didn't look fat enough to be Nick...

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Re: TMR's all new "Tales from the Underworld" thread
« Reply #184 on: May 03, 2011, 04:01:32 AM »
He was gingerish, but didn't look fat enough to be Nick...

He's had the trots for a week tho...  rubschin:
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Re: TMR's all new "Tales from the Underworld" thread
« Reply #185 on: May 03, 2011, 05:15:57 AM »
He was gingerish, but didn't look fat enough to be Nick...

He's had the trots for a week tho...  rubschin:

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Re: TMR's all new "Tales from the Underworld" thread
« Reply #186 on: May 04, 2011, 01:27:37 AM »
We just broke one of the electric lorries :-( it had 161 bags on it so we had to carry them all the last 100 yards to the reclaim belt. I'm broken :-(

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Re: TMR's all new "Tales from the Underworld" thread
« Reply #187 on: May 09, 2011, 07:59:54 PM »
Another pair of sunglasses bites the dust :-(

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Re: TMR's all new "Tales from the Underworld" thread
« Reply #188 on: May 09, 2011, 08:04:05 PM »
Another pair of sunglasses bites the dust :-(

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Re: TMR's all new "Tales from the Underworld" thread
« Reply #189 on: May 09, 2011, 08:13:54 PM »
Another pair of sunglasses bites the dust :-(

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Re: TMR's all new "Tales from the Underworld" thread
« Reply #190 on: May 09, 2011, 08:26:39 PM »
Mine! First pair ended up in Barcelona, second pair lost a battle against a heavy Samsonite about 2 hours ago.

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Re: TMR's all new "Tales from the Underworld" thread
« Reply #191 on: May 09, 2011, 08:33:57 PM »
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Re: TMR's all new "Tales from the Underworld" thread
« Reply #192 on: May 09, 2011, 08:35:36 PM »
A quick call to Duty Free or Lost Property, know what I mean, wink wink, and you'll be set with a pair of D&G's, Rayban's, know what I mean  ;)
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Re: TMR's all new "Tales from the Underworld" thread
« Reply #193 on: May 09, 2011, 08:36:01 PM »
Mine! First pair ended up in Barcelona, second pair lost a battle against a heavy Samsonite about 2 hours ago.

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Re: TMR's all new "Tales from the Underworld" thread
« Reply #194 on: May 09, 2011, 08:37:03 PM »
Mine! First pair ended up in Barcelona, second pair lost a battle against a heavy Samsonite about 2 hours ago.

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