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Offline Nick

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Re: TMR's all new "Tales from the Underworld" thread
« Reply #210 on: June 03, 2011, 10:02:16 AM »
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Re: TMR's all new "Tales from the Underworld" thread
« Reply #211 on: June 04, 2011, 03:58:59 AM »
First it was cyclists who annoyed me with engineless contraptions in ridiculously bulky plastic containers - a total bastard to load an unload.

Then the golfists with their humungous golf bags stuffed full with all their clothes.

Now it's divers. Innocuous looking bags that appear welded to the hold floor - oh no - they are merely full of the weights these eejits need so that they can sink 20 metres to look at a black and orange 3 inch fish. Bastards. Use Google like any sane person - my back aint getting any younger!
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Re: TMR's all new "Tales from the Underworld" thread
« Reply #212 on: June 04, 2011, 04:50:25 AM »
Quote from: The Moan Ranger on June 04, 2011, 03:58:59 AM
First it was cyclists who annoyed me with engineless contraptions in ridiculously bulky plastic containers - a total bastard to load an unload.

Then the golfists with their humungous golf bags stuffed full with all their clothes.

Now it's divers. Innocuous looking bags that appear welded to the hold floor - oh no - they are merely full of the weights these eejits need so that they can sink 20 metres to look at a black and orange 3 inch fish. Bastards. Use Google like any sane person - my back aint getting any younger!

I'm a diver!  cussing:

But I've never understood why people would take their own lead abroad with them...  noooo:
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Re: TMR's all new "Tales from the Underworld" thread
« Reply #213 on: June 04, 2011, 06:49:37 AM »
Quote from: Barman on June 04, 2011, 04:50:25 AM
Quote from: The Moan Ranger on June 04, 2011, 03:58:59 AM
First it was cyclists who annoyed me with engineless contraptions in ridiculously bulky plastic containers - a total bastard to load an unload.

Then the golfists with their humungous golf bags stuffed full with all their clothes.

Now it's divers. Innocuous looking bags that appear welded to the hold floor - oh no - they are merely full of the weights these eejits need so that they can sink 20 metres to look at a black and orange 3 inch fish. Bastards. Use Google like any sane person - my back aint getting any younger!

I'm a muff diver!  cussing:



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Re: TMR's all new "Tales from the Underworld" thread
« Reply #214 on: June 04, 2011, 06:51:57 AM »
Quote from: Pirate on June 04, 2011, 06:49:37 AM
Quote from: Barman on June 04, 2011, 04:50:25 AM
Quote from: The Moan Ranger on June 04, 2011, 03:58:59 AM
First it was cyclists who annoyed me with engineless contraptions in ridiculously bulky plastic containers - a total bastard to load an unload.

Then the golfists with their humungous golf bags stuffed full with all their clothes.

Now it's divers. Innocuous looking bags that appear welded to the hold floor - oh no - they are merely full of the weights these eejits need so that they can sink 20 metres to look at a black and orange 3 inch fish. Bastards. Use Google like any sane person - my back aint getting any younger!

I'm a muff diver!  cussing:



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Dirty boy!  nonono:
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Re: TMR's all new "Tales from the Underworld" thread
« Reply #215 on: June 04, 2011, 07:10:12 AM »
absolutely shocking   angel1
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Re: TMR's all new "Tales from the Underworld" thread
« Reply #216 on: June 04, 2011, 10:22:36 AM »
Quote from: Just One More on June 04, 2011, 07:10:12 AM
absolutely shocking   angel1
Quite so.

All those extra greenhouse gasses from needless air transport of lead.  noooo:
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Re: TMR's all new "Tales from the Underworld" thread
« Reply #217 on: June 04, 2011, 10:23:53 AM »
Quote from: Darwins Selection on June 04, 2011, 10:22:36 AM
Quote from: Just One More on June 04, 2011, 07:10:12 AM
absolutely shocking   angel1
Quite so.

All those extra greenhouse gasses from needless air transport of lead.  noooo:

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Offline The Moan Ranger

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Re: TMR's all new "Tales from the Underworld" thread
« Reply #218 on: June 20, 2011, 08:15:55 PM »
Sooo...the Deportee on the Virgin Atlantic plane didn't want to go. Somehow he/she had a razor and slashes their wrist then swallows the razor. One dead deportee, one very messy Jumbo jet in need of cleaning...
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Re: TMR's all new "Tales from the Underworld" thread
« Reply #219 on: June 20, 2011, 08:17:16 PM »
 eeek:

Security is working well then  noooo:
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Re: TMR's all new "Tales from the Underworld" thread
« Reply #220 on: June 20, 2011, 08:23:44 PM »
Quote from: The Moan Ranger on June 20, 2011, 08:15:55 PM
Sooo...the Deportee on the Virgin Atlantic plane didn't want to go. Somehow he/she had a razor and slashes their wrist then swallows the razor. One dead deportee, one very messy Jumbo jet in need of cleaning...

Dead?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-13841862
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Re: TMR's all new "Tales from the Underworld" thread
« Reply #221 on: June 20, 2011, 08:24:32 PM »
Just read the news - seems it was he throat he slashed and he didn't die. Shame.
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Re: TMR's all new "Tales from the Underworld" thread
« Reply #222 on: June 20, 2011, 08:28:12 PM »
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Re: TMR's all new "Tales from the Underworld" thread
« Reply #223 on: June 21, 2011, 05:14:21 AM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on June 20, 2011, 08:17:16 PM
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Security is working well then  noooo:

Indeed, what a farce...  noooo:
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Re: TMR's all new "Tales from the Underworld" thread
« Reply #224 on: June 21, 2011, 05:38:51 AM »
Bloody immigrants ~ can't get anything right  ::)
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