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Re: TMR's all new "Tales from the Underworld" thread
« Reply #240 on: June 24, 2011, 09:08:30 AM »
I take it you have insider knowledge  ;)
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Re: TMR's all new "Tales from the Underworld" thread
« Reply #241 on: June 24, 2011, 09:09:43 AM »
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Re: TMR's all new "Tales from the Underworld" thread
« Reply #242 on: June 24, 2011, 09:20:38 AM »
Indeed Miss D - I witnessed "maggot" BM in the Westminster Arms...he'll no doubt blame all the Spitfire he had drunk and the cold weather...

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« Reply #243 on: June 24, 2011, 12:17:34 PM »
Indeed Miss D - I witnessed "maggot" BM in the Westminster Arms...he'll no doubt blame all the Spitfire he had drunk and the cold weather...

Just because you could see under the cubicle door!  point:
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Re: TMR's all new "Tales from the Underworld" thread
« Reply #244 on: June 24, 2011, 12:19:55 PM »
That's an admission in my book  angel1
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Re: TMR's all new "Tales from the Underworld" thread
« Reply #245 on: June 24, 2011, 12:22:23 PM »
That's an admission in my book  angel1

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« Reply #246 on: June 24, 2011, 01:32:44 PM »
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Re: TMR's all new "Tales from the Underworld" thread
« Reply #247 on: June 29, 2011, 04:00:48 AM »
Well that was an interesting day. As you will have read, a lightning strike caused some problems and that coupled with planes flying round the storms led to delays that compounded over the course of the day meaning that lots of our final flights landing 90 minutes or so later than usual. We had 22 landing after midnight and there's no way the skeleton night shift would have coped.

So 6 of us stayed on - 2 teams of 3. First one for us was a nice light one from Edinburgh. All going swimmingly until we went to put the bags on the domestic reclaim belt in the North terminal - one of our other teams were there and they had somehow managed to block the belt, which shut itself down. They had another flight to meet so I told them to go and do that and I would sort the belt out and then unload our bags. The other 2 in my team went off to meet our next flight.

20 minutes later and with the help of engineers, we managed to get the belt going again and I unloaded my lorry. Then off to the next job.

From feckin Oporto. Front hold CRAMMED with feckin bicycles in big plastic cases. Rear hold CRAMMED with feckin surfboards. Middle holds CRAMMED with suitcases, wheelchairs and baby buggies. Bastards!

Next job Air Fungus with 3 containers full of feckin transfer bags and cargo (mainly mail). Next job a fairly straighforward Faro flight, with only a few sets of golf clubs (they're usually rammed). Last job Heraklion - we put 2 teams on it for speed.

Then back to the crew room for 10 minutes before being sent out to go round the airport picking up all the electric tugs that had been left lying around (some of the lazy sods I work with just leave them all over the shop, even though they should bring them back and put them on charge for the morning) but happily for me, I was the one driving the minibus, just dropping colleagues off to drive the tugs back.

Then, just as the daylight creeps across the sky, we go home.

Yet again, I nearly run over a fox in Coulsdon. It's like they play "chicken" with cars - darting out at the last minute. Next time...

Couple of cans then bed.

And do it all again in 10 hours time.

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Re: TMR's all new "Tales from the Underworld" thread
« Reply #248 on: June 29, 2011, 04:07:26 AM »
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« Reply #249 on: June 29, 2011, 04:11:40 AM »
Oh - and don't put bottles of spirits in yer bags. They can get broken quite easily and when the contents then cover a baby buggy, gawd only knows how pissed the baby's gonna get...

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« Reply #250 on: June 29, 2011, 04:15:30 AM »
Oh - and don't put bottles of spirits in yer bags. They can get broken quite easily and when the contents then cover a baby buggy, gawd only knows how pissed the baby's gonna get...

Broken quite easily when you jump up and down on them...?  rubschin:
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« Reply #251 on: June 29, 2011, 04:21:27 AM »
Honestly - I've never seen any of my lot stand on a bag, never mind jump on one. But when you unload a plane, the bags obviously endure impacts - be they when they hit the floor of the lorry, or when other bags land on top of them. Pack better - seeemples!

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« Reply #252 on: June 29, 2011, 04:24:06 AM »
Honestly - I've never seen any of my lot stand on a bag, never mind jump on one. But when you unload a plane, the bags obviously endure impacts - be they when they hit the floor of the lorry, or when other bags land on top of them. Pack better - seeemples!

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Re: TMR's all new "Tales from the Underworld" thread
« Reply #253 on: June 29, 2011, 04:33:10 AM »
We've got 35 minutes from the second the chocks are put on the plane until the last bag is put on the reclaim belt. Time is precious and bags cannot each be put gingerly (sorry Nick) onto the lorry or baggage belt!

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Re: TMR's all new "Tales from the Underworld" thread
« Reply #254 on: June 29, 2011, 04:45:07 AM »
We've got 35 minutes from the second the chocks are put on the plane until the last bag is put on the reclaim belt. Time is precious and bags cannot each be put gingerly (sorry Nick) onto the lorry or baggage belt!

Not werkin for the guverment then?  whistle: