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Offline Snoopy

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Re: TMR's all new "Tales from the Underworld" thread
« Reply #450 on: October 28, 2011, 01:46:36 PM »
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Re: TMR's all new "Tales from the Underworld" thread
« Reply #451 on: October 28, 2011, 02:05:28 PM »
I've just received a text from one of my colleagues who started his 12 hour shift at 8pm yesterday. He mentioned that he eats hot things so yesterday I took some Dorset Naga chiles in. I popped 2 in mouth, crunched them up and swalled them - obviously not wanting to lose face in front of the others, he did the same.

 Explode: Explode: Explode:

These things are damned hot and I was suffering, but his text revealed that he spent the entire night dashing to the toilet and leaking small dribbles of lava  ;D
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Re: TMR's all new "Tales from the Underworld" thread
« Reply #452 on: October 28, 2011, 02:09:39 PM »
AAahhhh a clever masterplan .......kill off the rest of the workforce  rubschin:
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Re: TMR's all new "Tales from the Underworld" thread
« Reply #453 on: October 28, 2011, 02:35:42 PM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on October 28, 2011, 02:09:39 PM
AAahhhh a clever masterplan .......kill off the rest of the workforce  rubschin:

 rubschin: rubschin: rubschin:
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Re: TMR's all new "Tales from the Underworld" thread
« Reply #454 on: November 02, 2011, 12:27:03 PM »
Phone call. Could I work Saturday and Sunday...
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Re: TMR's all new "Tales from the Underworld" thread
« Reply #455 on: November 02, 2011, 12:27:48 PM »
Quote from: The Moan Ranger on November 02, 2011, 12:27:03 PM
Phone call. Could I work Saturday and Sunday...


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Re: TMR's all new "Tales from the Underworld" thread
« Reply #456 on: November 02, 2011, 12:51:33 PM »
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Re: TMR's all new "Tales from the Underworld" thread
« Reply #457 on: November 02, 2011, 01:25:44 PM »
^^^Wot they did^^^
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Re: TMR's all new "Tales from the Underworld" thread
« Reply #458 on: November 02, 2011, 01:27:05 PM »
They're just out to ruin your drinking plans  whistle:
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Re: TMR's all new "Tales from the Underworld" thread
« Reply #459 on: November 02, 2011, 04:13:56 PM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on November 02, 2011, 01:27:05 PM
They're just out to ruin your drinking plans  whistle:

I'll be working 5am - 5pm, so still time for Young's after  8)
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Re: TMR's all new "Tales from the Underworld" thread
« Reply #460 on: November 07, 2011, 08:31:20 AM »
In the foreground we have a Swissport numpty who has shed his load.  At 16 seconds in, I'm pretty sure yours truly enters screen right, driving all nice and sensible, like  ;D

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Re: TMR's all new "Tales from the Underworld" thread
« Reply #461 on: November 07, 2011, 08:41:18 AM »
No regal way as you passed by then  lol:
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Re: TMR's all new "Tales from the Underworld" thread
« Reply #462 on: November 07, 2011, 08:46:15 AM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on November 07, 2011, 08:41:18 AM
No regal wave as you passed by then  lol:

He stopped long enough to shout a bit more than "Na na nu narna" though.  whistle:
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Re: TMR's all new "Tales from the Underworld" thread
« Reply #463 on: November 07, 2011, 08:46:56 AM »
Rubbernecker...
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Re: TMR's all new "Tales from the Underworld" thread
« Reply #464 on: November 10, 2011, 03:46:21 PM »
Phone call - can I work the weekend...
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