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Re: TMR's all new "Tales from the Underworld" thread
« Reply #495 on: December 09, 2011, 08:14:20 PM »
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Re: TMR's all new "Tales from the Underworld" thread
« Reply #496 on: December 18, 2011, 05:11:24 PM »
0730-2030 tomorrow. I wonder what nice presents will get smashed to smithereens...

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Re: TMR's all new "Tales from the Underworld" thread
« Reply #497 on: December 18, 2011, 05:37:39 PM »
0730-2030 tomorrow. I wonder what nice presents will get smashed to smithereens...

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Re: TMR's all new "Tales from the Underworld" thread
« Reply #498 on: December 19, 2011, 10:29:12 AM »
So I turned up in shorts and there was much shaking of heads - "can't wear them - elf n' safety, like". "You never gave me any trousers in the first place" I remonstrated. Five minutes later, a new pair of trousers are sourced. Sorted.

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Re: TMR's all new "Tales from the Underworld" thread
« Reply #499 on: December 31, 2011, 07:02:24 PM »
The money dog. Soooo...

Yesterday the customs/Border Agency lot descend on the bags I'm tipping at reclaim, with the "money dog". I thought it was a joke, but no... the spaniel goes beserk and they open the bag. Stuffed full of £50s and £20s. Eeeeeek!

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Re: TMR's all new "Tales from the Underworld" thread
« Reply #500 on: December 31, 2011, 07:05:15 PM »
YOu ought to have nicked it earlier like
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Re: TMR's all new "Tales from the Underworld" thread
« Reply #501 on: December 31, 2011, 08:35:45 PM »
But that would be criminal, Nick.

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Re: TMR's all new "Tales from the Underworld" thread
« Reply #502 on: January 01, 2012, 11:08:24 AM »
I've been here 4 hours and am yet to lift a bag...

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Re: TMR's all new "Tales from the Underworld" thread
« Reply #503 on: January 01, 2012, 11:09:15 AM »
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Re: TMR's all new "Tales from the Underworld" thread
« Reply #504 on: January 01, 2012, 11:17:15 AM »
I've been here 4 hours and am yet to lift a bag...

Lazy bastard...  ::)
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Re: TMR's all new "Tales from the Underworld" thread
« Reply #505 on: January 01, 2012, 11:20:39 AM »
I've been here 4 hours and am yet to lift a bag...

Yoiu been promoted ?  rubschin:
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Re: TMR's all new "Tales from the Underworld" thread
« Reply #506 on: January 01, 2012, 11:52:38 AM »
All is quiet...

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Re: TMR's all new "Tales from the Underworld" thread
« Reply #507 on: January 01, 2012, 11:54:52 AM »
Lots of plane crashes? rubschin:
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Re: TMR's all new "Tales from the Underworld" thread
« Reply #508 on: January 01, 2012, 12:05:43 PM »
5 hours...still nothing :-)

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Re: TMR's all new "Tales from the Underworld" thread
« Reply #509 on: January 01, 2012, 12:07:26 PM »
You  could play with your own  lol:
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