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Re: TMR's all new "Tales from the Underworld" thread
« Reply #60 on: March 24, 2011, 04:58:30 PM »
They prolly belonged to a passenger  whistle:
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Re: TMR's all new "Tales from the Underworld" thread
« Reply #61 on: March 24, 2011, 05:52:55 PM »
They might fit you Nick - be tight though.
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Re: TMR's all new "Tales from the Underworld" thread
« Reply #62 on: March 24, 2011, 06:08:57 PM »
Quote from: apc2010 on March 24, 2011, 04:58:04 PM
Quote from: The Moan Ranger on March 24, 2011, 04:56:22 PM
My uniform has arrived. I asked for "medium". Why then, have I been sent trousers with a 36 inch waist? Numpties.

You have thought a medium would know your size ....... rubschin:

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Re: TMR's all new "Tales from the Underworld" thread
« Reply #63 on: March 25, 2011, 11:56:53 AM »
Quote from: The Moan Ranger on March 24, 2011, 04:56:22 PM
My uniform has arrived. I asked for "medium". Why then, have I been sent trousers with a 36 inch waist? Numpties.

Surely that allows for extra baggage  ;)
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Re: TMR's all new "Tales from the Underworld" thread
« Reply #64 on: March 25, 2011, 02:46:07 PM »
It's to give you room to stuff the swag down your kecks !
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Re: TMR's all new "Tales from the Underworld" thread
« Reply #65 on: March 26, 2011, 02:30:52 PM »
I appear to have got here an hour and a half early.
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Re: TMR's all new "Tales from the Underworld" thread
« Reply #66 on: March 26, 2011, 02:32:37 PM »
Quote from: The Moan Ranger on March 26, 2011, 02:30:52 PM
I appear to have got here an hour and a half early.

Again .. eeek:  can you clock in......... whistle:
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Re: TMR's all new "Tales from the Underworld" thread
« Reply #67 on: March 26, 2011, 02:37:07 PM »
He is totty spotting near the VIrgin laydees  whistle:
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Re: TMR's all new "Tales from the Underworld" thread
« Reply #68 on: March 26, 2011, 03:01:38 PM »
Correctamundo Nick!
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Re: TMR's all new "Tales from the Underworld" thread
« Reply #69 on: March 26, 2011, 03:05:15 PM »
Perhaps you could post some pictures for our edification. We need to make an informed judgement. Like.  angel1
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Re: TMR's all new "Tales from the Underworld" thread
« Reply #70 on: March 26, 2011, 04:17:02 PM »
The SleazyJet hostesses have lots of smiles for me...
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Re: TMR's all new "Tales from the Underworld" thread
« Reply #71 on: March 26, 2011, 04:18:21 PM »
Quote from: The Moan Ranger on March 26, 2011, 04:17:02 PM
The SleazyJet hostesses have lots of smiles for me...

It's the lime green ear defenders...........or the huge trousers ....... rubschin:
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Re: TMR's all new "Tales from the Underworld" thread
« Reply #72 on: March 26, 2011, 04:22:39 PM »
I hear they are orange. ALl over  eyes: eyes:

If you like that sort of thing
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Re: TMR's all new "Tales from the Underworld" thread
« Reply #73 on: March 26, 2011, 06:55:56 PM »
Quote from: Nick on March 26, 2011, 04:22:39 PM
I hear they are orange. ALl over  eyes: eyes:

If you like that sort of thing

AKA "done on both sides"  whistle:
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Re: TMR's all new "Tales from the Underworld" thread
« Reply #74 on: March 26, 2011, 06:59:19 PM »
I fear we are back in the realm of Tipsy's eldest  noooo:
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