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Re: TMR's all new "Tales from the Underworld" thread
« Reply #645 on: April 16, 2012, 01:54:00 PM »
Actually, the plane is called "Beauty Queen"...

Gates 17 + 19 are now full of the passengers who got off the plane - foil blankets and "counsellors" everywhere...
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Re: TMR's all new "Tales from the Underworld" thread
« Reply #646 on: April 16, 2012, 01:56:50 PM »
 ::)

Do the counsellors look how I imagine them to look. I would biff one if they came near me  evil:
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Re: TMR's all new "Tales from the Underworld" thread
« Reply #647 on: April 16, 2012, 01:59:52 PM »
Indeed they do, Nick. I can smell the lentils from here...
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Re: TMR's all new "Tales from the Underworld" thread
« Reply #648 on: April 16, 2012, 02:16:50 PM »
Quote from: The Moan Ranger (Orderer of the Young's) on April 16, 2012, 01:54:00 PM
Actually, the plane is called "Beauty Queen"...

Gates 17 + 19 are now full of the passengers who got off the plane - foil blankets and "counsellors" everywhere...

there's munny (and a nice warm fuzzy feeling) in it for them!
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Re: TMR's all new "Tales from the Underworld" thread
« Reply #649 on: April 16, 2012, 02:18:37 PM »
And lawyers for compo  whistle:
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Re: TMR's all new "Tales from the Underworld" thread
« Reply #650 on: April 16, 2012, 03:17:56 PM »
Cuts and bruises, I heard ... tsk tsk  noooo:

When are they going to detonate the plane?  razz:
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Re: TMR's all new "Tales from the Underworld" thread
« Reply #651 on: April 16, 2012, 03:39:03 PM »
We're just pushing out the 14:10 to Copenhagen. Could be a busy afternoon!
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Re: TMR's all new "Tales from the Underworld" thread
« Reply #652 on: April 16, 2012, 04:46:06 PM »
Quote from: The Moan Ranger (Orderer of the Young's) on April 16, 2012, 03:39:03 PM
We're just pushing out the 14:10 to Copenhagen. Could be a busy afternoon!
Push !  eeek:

I thought they would give you a tug.



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Re: TMR's all new "Tales from the Underworld" thread
« Reply #653 on: April 16, 2012, 04:54:12 PM »
DS is thinkng of Amsterdam  noooo: noooo:
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Re: TMR's all new "Tales from the Underworld" thread
« Reply #654 on: April 16, 2012, 06:13:42 PM »
It's gonna be a loooooong night...
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Re: TMR's all new "Tales from the Underworld" thread
« Reply #655 on: April 17, 2012, 03:06:44 AM »
Home sweet home. The last one was due in at 03:30 from Palma Mallorca but it seems they decided to cancel it, so the last one we offloaded was about 02:30 from Tenerife. All night though, we were just a 2 man team - it certainly has taken its toll, I'll sleep well.
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Re: TMR's all new "Tales from the Underworld" thread
« Reply #656 on: April 17, 2012, 07:08:26 PM »
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Re: TMR's all new "Tales from the Underworld" thread
« Reply #657 on: April 23, 2012, 02:53:33 AM »
In the right ciurcumstances chiles give off tangible heat. It appears that the Virgin A330 that made an emergency landing last week did so because the forward hold sensors picked up a higher-than-to-be-expected heat reading, thus possibly pointing to a fire.

Actually, there were 4 tonnes of powdered chile peppers that somehow got damp and started exuding heat  ;D

Rememver folks, spicy cooking is bad for aviation...
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Re: TMR's all new "Tales from the Underworld" thread
« Reply #658 on: April 23, 2012, 05:20:25 AM »
Quote from: The Moan Ranger (Orderer of the Young's) on April 23, 2012, 02:53:33 AM
In the right ciurcumstances chiles give off tangible heat. It appears that the Virgin A330 that made an emergency landing last week did so because the forward hold sensors picked up a higher-than-to-be-expected heat reading, thus possibly pointing to a fire.

Actually, there were 4 tonnes of powdered chile peppers that somehow got damp and started exuding heat  ;D

Rememver folks, spicy cooking is bad for aviation...

And who loaded them in there...?  whistle:
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Re: TMR's all new "Tales from the Underworld" thread
« Reply #659 on: April 23, 2012, 07:43:48 AM »
Quote from: Barman on April 23, 2012, 05:20:25 AM
Quote from: The Moan Ranger (Orderer of the Young's) on April 23, 2012, 02:53:33 AM
In the right ciurcumstances chiles give off tangible heat. It appears that the Virgin A330 that made an emergency landing last week did so because the forward hold sensors picked up a higher-than-to-be-expected heat reading, thus possibly pointing to a fire.

Actually, there were 4 tonnes of powdered chile peppers that somehow got damp and started exuding heat  ;D

Rememver folks, spicy cooking is bad for aviation...

And who loaded them in there...?  whistle:

And, why/how did they get damp? Enquiring minds want to know!
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