TMR's all new "Tales from the Underworld" thread

[The Moan Ranger]

It appears I will be on "accelerated training" and could be pushing planes around within 2 months 

Teeny-tiny ones...? 

Wot ? Like ATRs and Dash 8s? Nah, it will be A319/320/321s. And the odd 737. And Fokker.

[Nick]

http://www.radiotimes.com/episode/mvb8h/inside-gatwick--series-1---3-baggage
 

[The Moan Ranger]

http://www.radiotimes.com/episode/mvb8h/inside-gatwick--series-1---3-baggage
 

Try this one - 4 minutes 30 in. One of my colleagues, Crofty. So slow you would think he is in a torpor. Some of us can turn a plane around that has 180 passengers and 170 bags in 25 mins... 

[Barman]

http://www.radiotimes.com/episode/mvb8h/inside-gatwick--series-1---3-baggage
 

Try this one - 4 minutes 30 in. One of my colleagues, Crofty. So slow you would think he is in a torpor. Some of us can turn a plane around that has 180 passengers and 170 bags in 25 mins... 

[The Moan Ranger]

http://www.radiotimes.com/episode/mvb8h/inside-gatwick--series-1---3-baggage
 

Try this one - 4 minutes 30 in. One of my colleagues, Crofty. So slow you would think he is in a torpor. Some of us can turn a plane around that has 180 passengers and 170 bags in 25 mins... 

Sorry, wrong link     Try this Inside Gatwick Series 1 | Ep 5 Runway Pt2

[The Moan Ranger]

Nick Clegg flew back from wherever on easyJet today. Feckin' police everywhere and we didn't even get a chance to jump up and down on his bags. Allegedly.

[Barman]

Nick Clegg flew back from wherever on easyJet today. Feckin' police everywhere and we didn't even get a chance to jump up and down on his bags. Allegedly.

 

[Miss Demeanour]

I met Nick Clegg's bodyguard at a party the other week .....I asked him why on earth he needed a bodyguard, was it in case he made a decision 

Bodyguard chappy didn't find it funny 

[Barman]

I met Nick Clegg's bodyguard at a party the other week .....I asked him why on earth he needed a bodyguard, was it in case he made a decision 

Bodyguard chappy didn't find it funny 

 

[Just One More]

  

Did he say, "You're that Miss D aren't ya"

[Miss Demeanour]

Don't think he wanted to stay and chat after that ...honestly some people just can't take a joke 

[Snoopy]

If you, having served some years in the force, were told that your next duty would be to spend 3 years as Mr Clegg's personal policeman I expect you too would suffer a sense of humour failure.
That poor copper must have upset someone very senior at some stage in his career. He'd prolly prefer traffic duty.

[Darwins Selection]

If you, having served some years in the force, were told that your next duty would be to spend 3 years as Mr Clegg's personal policeman I expect you too would suffer a sense of humour failure.
That poor copper must have upset someone very senior at some stage in his career. He'd prolly prefer traffic duty.

Quite so. it's only one rung up from guarding Fergie. 

[apc2010]

If you, having served some years in the force, were told that your next duty would be to spend 3 years as Mr Clegg's personal policeman I expect you too would suffer a sense of humour failure.
That poor copper must have upset someone very senior at some stage in his career. He'd prolly prefer traffic duty.

Quite so. it's only one rung up from guarding Fergie. 

Or a toe up...........

[The Moan Ranger]

Soooo...

What with the majority of kids going back to school next week, you might think that outbound flights get lighter.

Oooh no. Now the mummies and daddies without school age kids, or those with or those with toddlers head off. Today was totally manic,  I'm knackered 

Cold Carlsbergs are required. Several.