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Re: TMR's all new "Tales from the Underworld" thread
« Reply #765 on: September 05, 2012, 06:04:10 PM »
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Re: TMR's all new "Tales from the Underworld" thread
« Reply #766 on: September 05, 2012, 06:26:06 PM »
Oh calm down Roland.  whistle:
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Re: TMR's all new "Tales from the Underworld" thread
« Reply #767 on: October 02, 2012, 01:47:20 AM »
Well that's done. 59.5 hours in 4 days and I am officially knackered.

Highlight of the day was the the Frenchman going up the rear steps to an easyJet to Toulouse smoking a Gitanes. He seemed most offended when I took it from him and berated him in his native tongue.

Three days off now and I shall be venturing to Leeds ( scared2:) and Stratford-upon-Avon.

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Re: TMR's all new "Tales from the Underworld" thread
« Reply #768 on: October 02, 2012, 02:04:53 AM »
It's been a long few days for you sleep well and enjoy the next few days.  Leeds might be a tad tricky but you can try.  ;)
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Re: TMR's all new "Tales from the Underworld" thread
« Reply #769 on: October 08, 2012, 01:13:04 PM »
Passed through Gatters South yesterday evening - SqueezyJet from Linate - were you on?
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Re: TMR's all new "Tales from the Underworld" thread
« Reply #770 on: October 08, 2012, 01:21:06 PM »
Passed through Gatters South yesterday evening - SqueezyJet from Linate - were you on?

Is this a missing bag enquiry?
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Re: TMR's all new "Tales from the Underworld" thread
« Reply #771 on: October 08, 2012, 01:23:51 PM »
Passed through Gatters South yesterday evening - SqueezyJet from Linate - were you on?

Is this a missing bag enquiry?

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Re: TMR's all new "Tales from the Underworld" thread
« Reply #772 on: October 08, 2012, 01:27:22 PM »
I was working, but didn't do that flight. Doubtless the bags were on the reclaim belt before you got there?

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Re: TMR's all new "Tales from the Underworld" thread
« Reply #773 on: October 08, 2012, 01:27:56 PM »
Passed through Gatters South yesterday evening - SqueezyJet from Linate - were you on?

Is this a missing bag enquiry?

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No, no. She returned with me and is currently at werk while I sort out gym appointments, fracture clinic appointments and upcoming pension payment details!
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Re: TMR's all new "Tales from the Underworld" thread
« Reply #774 on: October 08, 2012, 01:30:39 PM »
I was working, but didn't do that flight. Doubtless the bags were on the reclaim belt before you got there?

Indeed they were - but that is likely due to the UK Border Agency operatives who were going at it like striking slugs giving rise to tailbacks back up onto the previous floor, rather than any innate efficiency of Menzies or Servisair!
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Re: TMR's all new "Tales from the Underworld" thread
« Reply #775 on: October 08, 2012, 01:54:48 PM »
Servisair are known as "Circusair" on the Ramp. A shower of lazy feckwits.

We have complained about the delays caused by the Border Agency - sometimes all the reclaim belts are so full of bags that we can't get any more on.

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Re: TMR's all new "Tales from the Underworld" thread
« Reply #776 on: October 14, 2012, 01:30:55 PM »
I wonder if TMR will get his hands on LL's luggage this afternoon....?  rubschin:
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Re: TMR's all new "Tales from the Underworld" thread
« Reply #777 on: October 14, 2012, 01:39:35 PM »
Which way is she flying this time?  I lose track.
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Re: TMR's all new "Tales from the Underworld" thread
« Reply #778 on: October 14, 2012, 01:50:08 PM »
Which way is she flying this time?  I lose track.

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Re: TMR's all new "Tales from the Underworld" thread
« Reply #779 on: October 14, 2012, 01:52:32 PM »
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