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Re: TMR's all new "Tales from the Underworld" thread
« Reply #900 on: April 11, 2013, 10:36:27 AM »
I'm definitely in the wrong job. All I hear is:-

1) We can only do 1 plane at a time and we'll do it at our own speed
2) I'm not rushing
3) The plane goes when the plane goes
4) It's only bags.

And more.

It's not "only bags", it's people's possessions, it can be the difference between a good and a bad holiday and - at this time of night - all you want to do, as a passenger, is get your bags and go home.

The majority of people I work with have always worked at Gatwick and it is their life. But they are lazy bastards and the first to whinge when they are delayed due to the prevalent laziness.

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Re: TMR's all new "Tales from the Underworld" thread
« Reply #901 on: May 13, 2013, 08:14:04 PM »
Complete. Cluster. Fuck. I could write pages about the place, but tonight I am just going to have a couple of  beers and then sleep  cussing:

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Re: TMR's all new "Tales from the Underworld" thread
« Reply #902 on: May 13, 2013, 08:16:07 PM »
Complete. Cluster. Fuck. I could write pages about the place, but tonight I am just going to have a couple of  beers and then sleep  cussing:

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« Reply #903 on: May 13, 2013, 08:29:23 PM »
Complete. Cluster. Fuck. I could write pages about the place, but tonight I am just going to have a couple of  beers and then sleep  cussing:

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I'll give you "annualised hours" for starters, but if I have any energy in the morning, I'll write it all up.

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Re: TMR's all new "Tales from the Underworld" thread
« Reply #904 on: May 13, 2013, 08:41:10 PM »
Complete. Cluster. Fuck. I could write pages about the place, but tonight I am just going to have a couple of  beers and then sleep  cussing:

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I'll give you "annualised hours" for starters, but if I have any energy in the morning, I'll write it all up.

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Re: TMR's all new "Tales from the Underworld" thread
« Reply #905 on: May 13, 2013, 09:14:52 PM »
Complete. Cluster. Fuck. I could write pages about the place, but tonight I am just going to have a couple of  beers and then sleep  cussing:

Have 4...... :thumbsup:

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Re: TMR's all new "Tales from the Underworld" thread
« Reply #906 on: May 15, 2013, 10:07:57 PM »
Annualised hours. What a gem they wish to foist upon us.

During the summer/holiday period, we will be working an average of 50 hours per week (more on this later) and during the slack/winter period an average of 30 per week.  So.....even though for the next 4 months we will be doing an average of 50 hours per week, they will only pay us for 40. After that, we will only average 30 per week, but they will pay us for 40.

Fuck. That.

If I work 50 hours per week, I want to be paid for it. I want the money now, to enjoy the summer if I can, not "banked" for future fewer hours. Wonder how much interest they will earn on our "banked" money?

The new shift pattern (6 days on followed by 3 off) is not changed, but the hours within are. And they change from week to week. It all starts on 17th June where I begin with a 05:00-09:00 short day. This is followed by a 05:00-18:00 long day. After this are two 07:00-20:00 days, then a 08:30-21.30 day and finally a 17:00-21:00 short day. Then 3 days off.

The start times can vary between 04:30 and 10:30 and the end times finish up to 23:30. There's an 18 week plan somewhere which shows it all and for at least 4 of those shift I will have days where I do 13 hours four days on the trot.

It also screws your holiday usage up as we are obliged to take a certain number of hours of during May-October. With these new hours, taking 6 days off is now going to "cost" me 60 hours; at present it only would cost me about 50.

Bastards.

Next up is the "plan" to save a certain airline's costs at Gatwick - they charged a certain amount for how long a plane is on stand at the main terminal buildings (that have the airbridges to allow passengers on and off). So.....the plan is, get the plane on stand, get the passengers all off - then we tow the plane to a remote (considerably cheaper) stand, get all the bags off, get all the outbound bags on, tow it back to a stand, get the passengers on, collect the last few "gate" bags and then push it out for take-off. All in 35 minutes.
 noooo: noooo: noooo:

BA and Virgin do this with their planes, but these are "big" planes on transatlantic routes and they can otherwise be on a stand for 2+ hours. They get towed off up to the area near the cargo sheds, as these planes also have humungous amounts of cargo to carry - so it makes sense for them. But not for bucket and spade flights to Fuertaventura et al  noooo:

Muppets. Utter muppets.

And they wonder why a large number of our staff are applying for jobs at the other ground handlers on the airport...

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Re: TMR's all new "Tales from the Underworld" thread
« Reply #907 on: May 16, 2013, 12:37:35 AM »
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Re: TMR's all new "Tales from the Underworld" thread
« Reply #908 on: May 16, 2013, 07:18:27 AM »
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Re: TMR's all new "Tales from the Underworld" thread
« Reply #909 on: May 23, 2013, 08:22:08 AM »
Champions League final on 26th May. Two German teams playing at Wembley.  And a Bank Holiday weekend.

The company rely on 30 people to do overtime each day to meet operational requirements. Lufthansa send us 1 flight a day normally. On the 25th it will be 23 - mainly A321s, but also a couple of A340s and an A380. WE don't have the equipment to deal with 340s or 380s, so they've had to hire it (for a month).  noooo:

So in protest of the new hours they want to bring in, NO-ONE is doing overtime on 25/26/27 May  ;D

They've tried to get people in from Heathrow - they got none.

They've asked the other 2 handlers at Gatwick to help with he 340s and 380s - request denied.

They've told people who had holiday booked that it's been cancelled - they've been ignored.

They've phoned people who are already on holiday (in one case in Miami) and asked them to come back early  eeek: - no joy.

They've tried bribing us with the "chance to win a 42in LCD TV" if we do more than 4 hours overtime during that period - we all laughed.

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Re: TMR's all new "Tales from the Underworld" thread
« Reply #910 on: May 23, 2013, 08:27:55 AM »
Champions League final on 26th May. Two German teams playing at Wembley.  And a Bank Holiday weekend.

The company rely on 30 people to do overtime each day to meet operational requirements. Lufthansa send us 1 flight a day normally. On the 25th it will be 23 - mainly A321s, but also a couple of A340s and an A380. WE don't have the equipment to deal with 340s or 380s, so they've had to hire it (for a month).  noooo:

So in protest of the new hours they want to bring in, NO-ONE is doing overtime on 25/26/27 May  ;D

They've tried to get people in from Heathrow - they got none.

They've asked the other 2 handlers at Gatwick to help with he 340s and 380s - request denied.

They've told people who had holiday booked that it's been cancelled - they've been ignored.

They've phoned people who are already on holiday (in one case in Miami) and asked them to come back early  eeek: - no joy.

They've tried bribing us with the "chance to win a 42in LCD TV" if we do more than 4 hours overtime during that period - we all laughed.

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Re: TMR's all new "Tales from the Underworld" thread
« Reply #911 on: May 23, 2013, 08:31:16 AM »
Champions League final on 26th May. Two German teams playing at Wembley.  And a Bank Holiday weekend.

The company rely on 30 people to do overtime each day to meet operational requirements. Lufthansa send us 1 flight a day normally. On the 25th it will be 23 - mainly A321s, but also a couple of A340s and an A380. WE don't have the equipment to deal with 340s or 380s, so they've had to hire it (for a month).  noooo:

So in protest of the new hours they want to bring in, NO-ONE is doing overtime on 25/26/27 May  ;D

They've tried to get people in from Heathrow - they got none.

They've asked the other 2 handlers at Gatwick to help with he 340s and 380s - request denied.

They've told people who had holiday booked that it's been cancelled - they've been ignored.

They've phoned people who are already on holiday (in one case in Miami) and asked them to come back early  eeek: - no joy.

They've tried bribing us with the "chance to win a 42in LCD TV" if we do more than 4 hours overtime during that period - we all laughed.

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Re: TMR's all new "Tales from the Underworld" thread
« Reply #912 on: May 23, 2013, 09:11:17 AM »
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Re: TMR's all new "Tales from the Underworld" thread
« Reply #913 on: May 23, 2013, 05:00:32 PM »
Far too many organisations out there don't realise the cost of goodwill

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Re: TMR's all new "Tales from the Underworld" thread
« Reply #914 on: May 23, 2013, 06:03:56 PM »
Far too many organisations out there don't realise the cost of goodwill

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