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Offline Miss Demeanour

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Re: TMR's all new "Tales from the Underworld" thread
« Reply #270 on: July 05, 2011, 04:59:23 AM »
Quote from: Barman on July 05, 2011, 04:54:55 AM
MR is my hero... worthy:

He's lost his T  eeek:
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Re: TMR's all new "Tales from the Underworld" thread
« Reply #271 on: July 05, 2011, 05:13:31 AM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on July 05, 2011, 04:59:23 AM
Quote from: Barman on July 05, 2011, 04:54:55 AM
MR is my hero... worthy:

He's lost his T  eeek:

It didn't seem fair to call him 'Tiny' any more after his herculean efforts....  noooo:
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Re: TMR's all new "Tales from the Underworld" thread
« Reply #272 on: July 05, 2011, 05:30:12 AM »
 lol:

So he has been upgraded  rubschin:
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Re: TMR's all new "Tales from the Underworld" thread
« Reply #273 on: July 05, 2011, 05:31:12 AM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on July 05, 2011, 05:30:12 AM
lol:

So he has been upgraded  rubschin:

Yes, I think he has those things in his shoes....  rubschin:
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Re: TMR's all new "Tales from the Underworld" thread
« Reply #274 on: July 05, 2011, 05:30:25 PM »
Quote from: Barman on July 05, 2011, 05:31:12 AM
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on July 05, 2011, 05:30:12 AM
lol:

So he has been upgraded  rubschin:

Yes, I think he has those things in his shoes....  rubschin:

Stones, to make him limp?
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Re: TMR's all new "Tales from the Underworld" thread
« Reply #275 on: July 05, 2011, 05:39:41 PM »
I think he consumes Youngs for that
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Re: TMR's all new "Tales from the Underworld" thread
« Reply #276 on: July 06, 2011, 04:40:37 AM »
Soooo....

Lots of delayed flights - would I stay on until 4am? Of course, I said.

Last bastard flight landed at about 03.25 and was sent to stand 161. For anyone who doesn't know Gatwick, that's about half way to Brighton, right out in the sticks. So I needed to get a Ground Power Unit and 2 sets of steps out there and the other 2 on my team couldn't help with either. God smiled on me and I managed to find all I needed fairly close by. Let us just say that the bags came off that particular plane with some velocity and the last one was on the luggage reclaim belt at 03.43. I was driving the diesel lorry for this job and let's just say I may have exceeded the 20mph limit...

Home, beer, fags, sleep. It's very odd driving home watching the streetlights turning OFF :-/
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Re: TMR's all new "Tales from the Underworld" thread
« Reply #277 on: July 06, 2011, 07:41:30 AM »
Streetlights! Luxury!



Anyhoo, well done you hardworking and dedicated bag crushers.  ;)
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Re: TMR's all new "Tales from the Underworld" thread
« Reply #278 on: July 06, 2011, 03:00:25 PM »
Big diesel............... whistle:


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Re: TMR's all new "Tales from the Underworld" thread
« Reply #279 on: July 06, 2011, 03:02:05 PM »
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Re: TMR's all new "Tales from the Underworld" thread
« Reply #280 on: July 07, 2011, 12:28:04 AM »
Soooo...the Duty Manager just asked me to do another couple of hours overtime tonight "But don't tell the others". Hmmmm....
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Re: TMR's all new "Tales from the Underworld" thread
« Reply #281 on: July 07, 2011, 02:52:27 AM »
Quote from: The Moan Ranger on July 07, 2011, 12:28:04 AM
Soooo...the Duty Manager just asked me to do another couple of hours overtime tonight "But don't tell the others". Hmmmm....

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Re: TMR's all new "Tales from the Underworld" thread
« Reply #282 on: July 07, 2011, 03:07:30 AM »
I did wonder, BM - you can't blame her though, I'm a handsome chap.

As it turned out, it was simply that there were two delayed flights that needed looking after and thus only needed one team of 3 to cope - she didn't want the others to see the obvious favouritism she has for me and the 2 I picked as my team, so she sent us out at 1.30 to take some "cargo" over to the depot. The others saw us go and then were told we would only be 20 minutes and they could leave now. In reality she told us to sod off over to the cargo depot, go outside and smoke and she would contact me on the radio when we were needed. It worked a treat and the others need never know.

Oh, and on the way back after finishing the 2 flights, we repossessed about 40 chocks from BA, but that's another story. 
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Re: TMR's all new "Tales from the Underworld" thread
« Reply #283 on: July 07, 2011, 03:15:27 AM »
Quote from: The Moan Ranger on July 07, 2011, 03:07:30 AM
I did wonder, BM - you can't blame her though, I'm a handsome chap.

As it turned out, it was simply that there were two delayed flights that needed looking after and thus only needed one team of 3 to cope - she didn't want the others to see the obvious favouritism she has for me and the 2 I picked as my team, so she sent us out at 1.30 to take some "cargo" over to the depot. The others saw us go and then were told we would only be 20 minutes and they could leave now. In reality she told us to sod off over to the cargo depot, go outside and smoke and she would contact me on the radio when we were needed. It worked a treat and the others need never know.

Oh, and on the way back after finishing the 2 flights, we repossessed about 40 chocks from BA, but that's another story.

 lol: lol: lol:
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Re: TMR's all new "Tales from the Underworld" thread
« Reply #284 on: July 07, 2011, 04:54:14 AM »
Quote from: The Moan Ranger on July 07, 2011, 03:07:30 AM
... Oh, and on the way back after finishing the 2 flights, we repossessed about 40 chocks from BA, but that's another story.

Miss D will be in touch shortly  whistle:
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