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Offline apc2010

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Re: TMR's all new "Tales from the Underworld" thread
« Reply #990 on: June 23, 2013, 12:23:42 AM »
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Re: TMR's all new "Tales from the Underworld" thread
« Reply #991 on: June 23, 2013, 12:39:08 AM »
Quote from: apc2010 on June 23, 2013, 12:23:42 AM
Quote from: The Moan Ranger (Orderer of the Youngs) on June 22, 2013, 11:35:08 PM
We need a new "noobie". I broke this one  redface:

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Last offload for us tonight - Faro, 164 bags. I was in a hurry as we were given the job at 22.55 and we finish at 23.30. I jumped up and threw the bags (and lots of golf bags) out of the rear hold and then we did the front - it was 23.08 by this time. Despite BM's protestations, I can hurl a 30+kg bag pretty far and fast. I had constantly warned the ancient noobie to keep his eyes on the bags coming down the hold, but he was a total Zombie by this stage and one of the hard cases landed on his hand, which he had stupidly left on the edge of the hold. Not good. By the time we got the bus back to the staff car park his hand had ballooned something rotten.  redface: redface: redface:

Still, that'll learn him  eveilgrin:
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Re: TMR's all new "Tales from the Underworld" thread
« Reply #992 on: June 23, 2013, 05:40:32 AM »
Quote from: The Moan Ranger (Orderer of the Youngs) on June 23, 2013, 12:39:08 AM
Quote from: apc2010 on June 23, 2013, 12:23:42 AM
Quote from: The Moan Ranger (Orderer of the Youngs) on June 22, 2013, 11:35:08 PM
We need a new "noobie". I broke this one  redface:

 rubschin:

Last offload for us tonight - Faro, 164 bags. I was in a hurry as we were given the job at 22.55 and we finish at 23.30. I jumped up and threw the bags (and lots of golf bags) out of the rear hold and then we did the front - it was 23.08 by this time. Despite BM's protestations, I can hurl a 30+kg bag pretty far and fast. I had constantly warned the ancient noobie to keep his eyes on the bags coming down the hold, but he was a total Zombie by this stage and one of the hard cases landed on his hand, which he had stupidly left on the edge of the hold. Not good. By the time we got the bus back to the staff car park his hand had ballooned something rotten.  redface: redface: redface:

Still, that'll learn him  eveilgrin:

Oh dear, what a pity, never mind. razz:

I believe you have a well deserved day off today, feet up and beer as and when needed. :thumbsup:

Oh and  worthy: worthy: I worship your body.
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Re: TMR's all new "Tales from the Underworld" thread
« Reply #993 on: June 23, 2013, 06:47:36 AM »
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Re: TMR's all new "Tales from the Underworld" thread
« Reply #994 on: July 02, 2013, 05:11:06 PM »
So, the bruv jets off to Dalaman for 2 weeks.  In the bogs at Gatwick he sees someone who works with me.

"Do you know my bruv, TMR?"

"The TMRminator?"

"Why do you call him the TMRminator? "

"Because he's like a machine - flat out all the time and never even a bead of sweat. Is he on drugs? "

Bruv was gobsmacked.  Proof - if it were needed - that fags and beer make you fit.
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Re: TMR's all new "Tales from the Underworld" thread
« Reply #995 on: July 02, 2013, 05:15:59 PM »
Quote from: The Moan Ranger (Orderer of the Youngs) on July 02, 2013, 05:11:06 PM
So, the bruv jets off to Dalaman for 2 weeks.  In the bogs at Gatwick he sees someone who works with me.

"Do you know my bruv, TMR?"

"The TMRminator?"

"Why do you call him the TMRminator? "

"Because he's like a machine - flat out all the time and never even a bead of sweat. Is he on drugs? "

Bruv was gobsmacked.  Proof - if it were needed - that fags and beer make you fit.

As if he really said that... ::)
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Re: TMR's all new "Tales from the Underworld" thread
« Reply #996 on: July 02, 2013, 05:25:03 PM »
Quote from: Barman on July 02, 2013, 05:15:59 PM
Quote from: The Moan Ranger (Orderer of the Youngs) on July 02, 2013, 05:11:06 PM
So, the bruv jets off to Dalaman for 2 weeks.  In the bogs at Gatwick he sees someone who works with me.

"Do you know my bruv, TMR?"

"The TMRminator?"

"Why do you call him the TMRminator? "

"Because he's like a machine - flat out all the time and never even a bead of sweat. Is he on drugs? "

Bruv was gobsmacked.  Proof - if it were needed - that fags and beer make you fit.

As if he really said that... ::)

...said the frail Poo-Poo...
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Re: TMR's all new "Tales from the Underworld" thread
« Reply #997 on: July 02, 2013, 05:32:53 PM »
Quote from: The Moan Ranger (Orderer of the Youngs) on July 02, 2013, 05:25:03 PM
Quote from: Barman on July 02, 2013, 05:15:59 PM
Quote from: The Moan Ranger (Orderer of the Youngs) on July 02, 2013, 05:11:06 PM
So, the bruv jets off to Dalaman for 2 weeks.  In the bogs at Gatwick he sees someone who works with me.

"Do you know my bruv, TMR?"

"The TMRminator?"

"Why do you call him the TMRminator? "

"Because he's like a machine - flat out all the time and never even a bead of sweat. Is he on drugs? "

Bruv was gobsmacked.  Proof - if it were needed - that fags and beer make you fit.

As if he really said that... ::)

...said the frail Poo-Poo...

The Poominator to you!  evil:
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Re: TMR's all new "Tales from the Underworld" thread
« Reply #998 on: July 02, 2013, 08:41:55 PM »
Quote from: Barman on July 02, 2013, 05:32:53 PM
Quote from: The Moan Ranger (Orderer of the Youngs) on July 02, 2013, 05:25:03 PM
Quote from: Barman on July 02, 2013, 05:15:59 PM
Quote from: The Moan Ranger (Orderer of the Youngs) on July 02, 2013, 05:11:06 PM
So, the bruv jets off to Dalaman for 2 weeks.  In the bogs at Gatwick he sees someone who works with me.

"Do you know my bruv, TMR?"

"The TMRminator?"

"Why do you call him the TMRminator? "

"Because he's like a machine - flat out all the time and never even a bead of sweat. Is he on drugs? "

Bruv was gobsmacked.  Proof - if it were needed - that fags and beer make you fit.

As if he really said that... ::)

...said the frail Poo-Poo...

The Poominator to you!  evil:

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Re: TMR's all new "Tales from the Underworld" thread
« Reply #999 on: July 03, 2013, 08:23:51 AM »
Apparently, the Pafos >>> Gatwick SleazyJet flight left from the South Terminal today instead of the North as normal!  eeek:

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

* breathes *

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

* GASP *

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
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Re: TMR's all new "Tales from the Underworld" thread
« Reply #1000 on: July 03, 2013, 09:11:09 AM »
Quote from: Barman on July 03, 2013, 08:23:51 AM
Apparently, the Pafos >>> Gatwick SleazyJet flight left from the South Terminal today instead of the North as normal!  eeek:

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

* breathes *

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

* GASP *

It changed this year - Pafos is now a South Terminal flight.  angel1

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
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Re: TMR's all new "Tales from the Underworld" thread
« Reply #1001 on: July 03, 2013, 10:12:18 AM »
Quote from: The Moan Ranger (Orderer of the Youngs) on July 03, 2013, 09:11:09 AM
Quote from: Barman on July 03, 2013, 08:23:51 AM
Apparently, the Pafos >>> Gatwick SleazyJet flight left from the South Terminal today instead of the North as normal!  eeek:

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

* breathes *

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

* GASP *

It changed this year - Pafos is now a South Terminal flight.  angel1

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Did they change how the quote function works too?  point:
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Re: TMR's all new "Tales from the Underworld" thread
« Reply #1002 on: July 03, 2013, 11:58:39 AM »
Quote from: Barman on July 03, 2013, 10:12:18 AM
Quote from: The Moan Ranger (Orderer of the Youngs) on July 03, 2013, 09:11:09 AM
Quote from: Barman on July 03, 2013, 08:23:51 AM
Apparently, the Pafos >>> Gatwick SleazyJet flight left from the South Terminal today instead of the North as normal!  eeek:

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

* breathes *

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

* GASP *

It changed this year - Pafos is now a South Terminal flight.  angel1

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Did they change how the quote function works too?  point:

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Re: TMR's all new "Tales from the Underworld" thread
« Reply #1003 on: July 03, 2013, 01:34:00 PM »
They are here...  surrender: surrender: surrender: surrender:
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Re: TMR's all new "Tales from the Underworld" thread
« Reply #1004 on: July 03, 2013, 01:35:22 PM »
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