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Offline Baldy

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Re: TMR's all new "Tales from the Underworld" thread
« Reply #1035 on: July 27, 2013, 05:43:18 PM »
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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2378393/Watch-FedEx-worker-THROWING-dozens-packages-truck.html

Tips for TMR......... Thumbs:

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. . . . and just who, pray, do you think trains Fed-Ex? Ehh?

Wigan Rugby League?  Shrugs:

Mong!

Follow the conversation - "tips for TMR" then my question . . . .

Basically I'm saying I don't think TMR needs any tips . . . . he could train them . . . .


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Fucktard.  noooo:

Go back to doing your Jimmy Saville bit with corpses.....you do not make that point.  noooo:
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Re: TMR's all new "Tales from the Underworld" thread
« Reply #1036 on: August 31, 2013, 06:45:19 PM »
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Re: TMR's all new "Tales from the Underworld" thread
« Reply #1037 on: August 31, 2013, 09:22:53 PM »
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Re: TMR's all new "Tales from the Underworld" thread
« Reply #1038 on: August 31, 2013, 09:26:04 PM »
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Re: TMR's all new "Tales from the Underworld" thread
« Reply #1039 on: September 02, 2013, 08:45:13 PM »
Walked off the last job tonight - I finish at 20:00 and at 19.55 we were still waiting for the waste and water trucks to do their bit. The office said "stay with it, we'll pay an hour's overtime". Seemed worth it.   Then the captain got on the headset to me to advise that one of the crew would be "out of hours" and they wouldn't be able to fly until they had a replacement.  At this point I wished him luck, unplugged my headset and fucked off to the pub.

My usual goodwill has run out :P
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Re: TMR's all new "Tales from the Underworld" thread
« Reply #1040 on: September 02, 2013, 08:55:45 PM »
Quote from: The Moan Ranger (Orderer of the Youngs) on September 02, 2013, 08:45:13 PM
Walked off the last job tonight - I finish at 20:00 and at 19.55 we were still waiting for the waste and water trucks to do their bit. The office said "stay with it, we'll pay an hour's overtime". Seemed worth it.   Then the captain got on the headset to me to advise that one of the crew would be "out of hours" and they wouldn't be able to fly until they had a replacement.  At this point I wished him luck, unplugged my headset and fucked off to the pub.

My usual goodwill has run out :P

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Re: TMR's all new "Tales from the Underworld" thread
« Reply #1041 on: September 03, 2013, 05:32:16 AM »
Quote from: The Moan Ranger (Orderer of the Youngs) on September 02, 2013, 08:45:13 PM
Walked off the last job tonight - I finish at 20:00 and at 19.55 we were still waiting for the waste and water trucks to do their bit. The office said "stay with it, we'll pay an hour's overtime". Seemed worth it.   Then the captain got on the headset to me to advise that one of the crew would be "out of hours" and they wouldn't be able to fly until they had a replacement.  At this point I wished him luck, unplugged my headset and fucked off to the pub.

My usual goodwill has run out :P

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Re: TMR's all new "Tales from the Underworld" thread
« Reply #1042 on: October 16, 2013, 01:32:32 PM »
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Re: TMR's all new "Tales from the Underworld" thread
« Reply #1043 on: October 16, 2013, 02:00:16 PM »
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Re: TMR's all new "Tales from the Underworld" thread
« Reply #1044 on: October 16, 2013, 02:42:30 PM »
Quote from: The Moan Ranger (Orderer of the Youngs) on October 16, 2013, 02:00:16 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on October 16, 2013, 01:32:32 PM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2462712/Chaos-Gatwick-Airport-heavy-rain-causes-power-cut-Staff-use-flipboards-departure-boards-make-announcements-megaphone.html

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I'm in the pub :D  Only did 0500 - 0900 this morning.  And yesterday,  easyJet's check-in system went down across Europe. Total chaos!

Good job LL was on the early flight like.....

She wouldn't have been able to spend all day criticising my cleaning otherwise..... ::)
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Re: TMR's all new "Tales from the Underworld" thread
« Reply #1045 on: October 16, 2013, 02:43:18 PM »
Told you  point: point: point: point: point:
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Re: TMR's all new "Tales from the Underworld" thread
« Reply #1046 on: October 16, 2013, 02:48:25 PM »
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on October 16, 2013, 02:43:18 PM
Told you  point: point: point: point: point:

LL: Have you mopped the floor in the bedroom...?
BM: No
LL: Have you mopped the floor in the kitchen...?
BM: No
LL: Have you mopped the floors anywhere...?
BM: No...
LL: So the floors have not been cleaned since I left...?
BM: No.... ::)
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Re: TMR's all new "Tales from the Underworld" thread
« Reply #1047 on: October 16, 2013, 02:49:31 PM »
Were the carpets that bad?  eeek:
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Re: TMR's all new "Tales from the Underworld" thread
« Reply #1048 on: October 16, 2013, 02:50:33 PM »
Quote from: Barman on October 16, 2013, 02:48:25 PM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on October 16, 2013, 02:43:18 PM
Told you  point: point: point: point: point:

LL: Have you mopped the floor in the bedroom...?
BM: No
LL: Have you mopped the floor in the kitchen...?
BM: No
LL: Have you mopped the floors anywhere...?
BM: No...
LL: So the floors have not been cleaned since I left...?
BM: No.... ::)

Told you ...get a woman in (before LL )....... noooo:
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Re: TMR's all new "Tales from the Underworld" thread
« Reply #1049 on: October 16, 2013, 02:50:57 PM »
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on October 16, 2013, 02:49:31 PM
Were the carpets that bad?  eeek:

You know how clumsy Misty is.....  noooo:
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