TMR's all new "Tales from the Underworld" thread

[apc2010]

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/travel/travelnews/10377019/Airline-sorry-for-I-am-gay-message-stuck-to-suitcase.html

 

[Barman]

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/travel/travelnews/10377019/Airline-sorry-for-I-am-gay-message-stuck-to-suitcase.html

 

He said he was "utterly disgusted" and saw the eyes of fellow passengers "look him up and down". “I was taken aback by the slogan but thought I had thick enough skin to ignore the leering," he added.

[Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits)]

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/travel/travelnews/10377019/Airline-sorry-for-I-am-gay-message-stuck-to-suitcase.html

 

He said he was "utterly disgusted" and saw the eyes of fellow passengers "look him up and down". “I was taken aback by the slogan but thought I had thick enough skin to ignore the leering," he added.

. . . he said, rubbing his hands in anticipation of the wedge of compo soon to be coming his way . . .

[The Moan Ranger]

All the comical wags on here are gonna love this. ..

A vacancy at work has arisen for "Power Ranger". I have applied. 

Let the urine extraction begin...

[apc2010]

All the comical wags on here are gonna love this. ..

A vacancy at work has arisen for "Power Ranger". I have applied. 

Let the urine extraction begin...

That's not even sport........

[Barman]

All the comical wags on here are gonna love this. ..

A vacancy at work has arisen for "Power Ranger". I have applied. 

Let the urine extraction begin...

 

[The Moan Ranger]

All the comical wags on here are gonna love this. ..

A vacancy at work has arisen for "Power Ranger". I have applied. 

Let the urine extraction begin...

That's not even sport........

Oh I'm sure you can all come up with suitable quips if I get it   No more money but 4 on / 4 off 12 hour shifts will save petrol and give greater scope for overtime.  Plus I don't have to work with a team of slackers - no more carrying the terminally lazy.

[Nick]

All I know is they have to wear skin tight Spandex











































 

[apc2010]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2509350/Remote-control-model-Airbus-A380-looks-realistic-mistaken-real-thing.html


 

[Barman]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2509350/Remote-control-model-Airbus-A380-looks-realistic-mistaken-real-thing.html


 

 

[Baldy]

 

[The Moan Ranger]

 

[apc2010]

http://cyprus-mail.com/2013/12/21/postal-services-scramble-to-track-missing-mailbags/

Have a word with your fellow workers please........

[Barman]

http://cyprus-mail.com/2013/12/21/postal-services-scramble-to-track-missing-mailbags/

Have a word with your fellow workers please........

 

[The Moan Ranger]

http://cyprus-mail.com/2013/12/21/postal-services-scramble-to-track-missing-mailbags/

Have a word with your fellow workers please........

Not me...

Although we do Air Malta and every single piece of Royal Mail that has to go to the island, goes on one of their daily A319/A320s. At this time of the year, as you can imagine, there's rather a lot.