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Re: TMR's all new "Tales from the Underworld" thread
« Reply #1185 on: February 10, 2014, 10:59:12 AM »
Who is going to look after my case tomorrer like?  sad24:

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Re: TMR's all new "Tales from the Underworld" thread
« Reply #1186 on: February 10, 2014, 11:01:11 AM »
Who is going to look after my case tomorrer like?  sad24:

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Re: TMR's all new "Tales from the Underworld" thread
« Reply #1187 on: February 10, 2014, 11:12:45 AM »
Who is going to look after my case tomorrer like?  sad24:

Aren't you surrounded by water?

I'd swim to the airport to get away from here! lol:
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Re: TMR's all new "Tales from the Underworld" thread
« Reply #1188 on: April 16, 2014, 05:31:50 AM »
Hey TMR!

Etihad are looking for experienced baggage handlers for their A380s....  Thumbs:



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Re: TMR's all new "Tales from the Underworld" thread
« Reply #1189 on: April 16, 2014, 05:53:03 AM »
Hey TMR!

Etihad are looking for experienced baggage handlers for their A380s....  Thumbs:




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Re: TMR's all new "Tales from the Underworld" thread
« Reply #1190 on: April 16, 2014, 08:17:45 AM »
Hey TMR!

Etihad are looking for experienced baggage handlers for their A380s....  Thumbs:




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Re: TMR's all new "Tales from the Underworld" thread
« Reply #1192 on: April 20, 2014, 07:30:09 AM »
He left just in time...... noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2608114/Whos-rifling-suitcase-Its-revealed-airport-staff-secretly-open-thousands-holidaymakers-bags-But-thats-just-start-it.html

The Border Agency at Gatwick open thousands of bags every day. Generally they were only looking for excess cigarettes and so certain routes were more routinely checked than others. Anywhere from a "dodgy" place would have the sniffer dogs too.

Never saw them opening any bags from Amsterdam though  rubschin:

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Re: TMR's all new "Tales from the Underworld" thread
« Reply #1193 on: April 20, 2014, 07:44:02 AM »
He left just in time...... noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2608114/Whos-rifling-suitcase-Its-revealed-airport-staff-secretly-open-thousands-holidaymakers-bags-But-thats-just-start-it.html

The Border Agency at Gatwick open thousands of bags every day. Generally they were only looking for excess cigarettes and so certain routes were more routinely checked than others. Anywhere from a "dodgy" place would have the sniffer dogs too.

Never saw them opening any bags from Amsterdam though  rubschin:

When I flew back from Amsterdam Special Branch tracked us all the way and pounced on us when we landed at While Waltham!  ;D

They thought the plane would be full of porn and drugs - sadly for them it was full of cheap beer....  whistle:
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Re: TMR's all new "Tales from the Underworld" thread
« Reply #1194 on: May 29, 2014, 01:31:42 PM »
All nice and ready like....  Thumbs:
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Re: TMR's all new "Tales from the Underworld" thread
« Reply #1195 on: May 29, 2014, 01:36:14 PM »

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Re: TMR's all new "Tales from the Underworld" thread
« Reply #1196 on: May 29, 2014, 02:50:56 PM »
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Re: TMR's all new "Tales from the Underworld" thread
« Reply #1197 on: July 15, 2014, 01:46:31 PM »

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Re: TMR's all new "Tales from the Underworld" thread
« Reply #1198 on: July 15, 2014, 01:50:29 PM »




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« Reply #1199 on: July 15, 2014, 02:00:41 PM »




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